Monday, 29 September 2014

Wrestle! Wrestle! Night of Champions 2014 - Part 1

Spoony staring off screen to his fluffer
Spoony ranted for a long time so to save you reading blocks of text I'll summarize it and put it into bullet points. But just remember to "beware the humidity".

What did we learn:
  • Spoony has good Internet
  • Canada has bad Internet
  • It was a bad pay per view
  • You paid 55 dollars for this shit
  • Buy the WWE Network
  • Spoony has problems with John Cena
  • John Cena has rejuvenate properties 
  • John Cena is hatched from cloning Tanks (Just liked Solid Snake)
  • Get Eva Marie out of the ring (It's on the network)
  • It's only 9.99
  • Spoony thinks that he knows how to run the WWE
  • Spoony was considering buying an album
  • He said Gusto, who the hell even uses that word (besides anime characters)
  • April apparently watches Wrestling with Noah
  • Spoony saw the Miz and Dolph Ziggler's ass crack
Now wasn't that easy to read, well now you can go through the YouTube comments so you can torture yourself some more. That's if you survived watching the entire video, it's like a drinking game except it physically hurts. And I wonder what's on that page he's holding, it's not his grocery list but it could be a list of expenditures for his living expenses. Which is probably written down as "these idiots actually pay me almost 5 grand a month". Verdict: Use the video for background noise.

1 comment:

  1. Spoony has got a good reason to hate John Cena. Any great heels that WWE try to build up (Wade Barrett, Drew McIntyre, Muhammad Hassan, The Great Khali, Dolph Ziggler, The Miz, Shemus, R-Truth, and soon, Alexander Rusev) always gets jobbed out to SuperCena, just to protect the "innocence" of some retarded children and some kids in bed dying of cancer that Cena goes to visit once a month for charity.