Wednesday, 26 August 2015

Spoony One's Let's Play's are Terrible


I mean it, his let's plays are one of the most boring video's I have ever watched. Heck, even some of DSP's let's plays are miles more entertaining than Spoony's crap. Yeah, I went there. I mean they are almost unwatchable, mostly because it's pure gameplay footage with the occasional crappy "Spoony monologue". His sessions are also bloody too long , I mean who the hell wants to see Spoony play Metal Gear Solid 4 for SEVEN HOURS AND A HALF! It's in bold mother fuckers! And Spoony's engagement during the actual streaming is terrible because all he does is bitch and moan whenever people tell him how to play the game, he gets so salty because he can't stand criticism of any kind.

Yes, I went to google for that one. 
There's also a ton of ban's whenever he streams, they get banned because he either he doesn't like what they say or they insult him. Even I got banned because I asked when he would be doing another review, I mean it wasn't even harmful and it just shows that he can't stand to see his reflection in the mirror. Anyway, does anyone actually watch the full thing or just bits of it? Because if you sat through the entire stream then I think all hope is lost for you.

27 comments:

  1. I got banned a few months back for saying "Can we expect another review this year?"

    Kind of amusing you got banned for basically the exact same reason.

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  2. anyone who watched those lets plays is officially braindead

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  3. You ever think that maybe they're only there for hanging out and playing video games and not as a replacement for content? So he can play some games without disappearing from the site? I mean nobody is making you watch the Let's Plays if you don't want to.

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    1. The problem is that when let's plays and shitty counter monkeys and vlogs make up 99% of content.

      There is no content. Spoony is dead.

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    2. True. The ship has definately sailed.

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  4. "SEVEN HOURS AND A HALF!"
    Well to be fair it is Metal Gear Solid 4

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    1. Well to be fair any normal person would have edited it and then cut it up into multiple parts but he dont give a fuck about anyone whod watch it

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    2. Well, if you just skip over all the cutscenes, MGS4 is a pretty short game.

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    3. I was trying to watch it one night and i fell asleep. woke up 6 hours later and he was still playing and talking stupid bull shit. the following day he uploaded it on youtube. ALL OF IT IN ONE HUGE VIDEO.
      WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK...i mean who does that?

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  5. HOLY FUCKING SHIT.
    Spoony just now uploaded a 26 hours (TWENTY-SIX HOURS!!!!!!!!!!!111111111ONEONEOneoneone) stream of Metal Gear Phantom Pain. TWENTY MOTHERFUCKING SIX MOTHERFUCKING HOURS. What the actual FUCK.
    TWENTY SIX HOURS OF SPOONY SITTING ON HIS BLISTERED ASS AND PLAYING LAST CHAPTER OF METAL GEAR NON-STOP WHILE BEING EXTREMELY ANNOYING AND NOT-FUNNY. Brace yourselfs all thee who enter this final dungeon, this is the most hardest and deepest cave, this is the most deadliest task your party will ever experience. Spoony, can you hear me!? This is THE END!

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  6. Why the fuck do you niggas care so much about what dis nigga does? Why the fuck does this piece of shit mother fucking cock sucking waste of human flesh Ciaran dedicate his time too 2 hate blogs of tuber's? I bet you don't have ta think that hatd to come to a logical fuckin conclusion... the nigga is THE KING OF SALT, a virgin loser sittin in his IRA lovin parents basement watchin dsp and whackin it to these comments. I feel for dis nigga. I pray that the right man comes along and fucks dis nigga good so he will wake up an see there is so much more to life. Shame dis shit won't happen though. Dis nigga is poor white trash.

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    1. Shut the fuck up you illiterate monkey

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    2. @Ratnik7172: this illiterate monkey has a good point though.

      If you want Spoony to become better, please try using Constructive Criticism rather than Destructive Criticism, unfortunately it seems this blog is dedicated to the latter.

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  8. Spoony has always been slow at making videos. Sometimes once a month. Sometime once every 2 months. That didn't really bother me all that much. Then he started his patreon and made that video talking about all the things he has planned. So I sat back and started to compare what he does as far as video output to others who are also on patreon and all I can do is laugh at the poor suckers who not only gave this man money, but still continue to do so. The way he treats people is completely insane and one day it's gonna bite him in his pre-madonna ass.

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  9. what happened to angryjoesucks??

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  10. Looks like Ciaran Hillock account was taken down for DMCA strike. Here is a link to his new angry joe sucks blog:

    http://angryjoesucks2.blogspot.com/

    Hopefully he will startup another spoony sucks blog.

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    1. Hey thanks for the information I was wondering what happened to him

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  11. Brace yourselves. Spoony spends about an hour talking about sex. My stomach could only stand about 5 minutes.

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    1. In the words of spoony himself. The last thing I wanna think about is Spoony in heat and thrusting.

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  12. oh man you need to see what april wears in the latest wrestling babbling video lol
    Im usually not one to make fun of people because of how they look but wtf is she thinking? Im a forest princess woodelf or druidic witch lol amazing

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    1. Bwhahahahaha holy shit you're right. is that socks on her hands? I'm trying to watch the video but i can't stop looking and laughing and wondering what the fuck. I guess she uses spoony's patreon money to make costume. She looks like a woodlyn elf serial killer.

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  13. Get this. Now he wants to do something with his patreon peeps and instead of sending out a tweet and setting up a time for everyone to get together, he post this on twitter.

    "Hey patrons who have a Cards Against Humanity game owed to you: you want in on a board game? Zero advance warning! R-S-V-P, A-S-A-P!"

    Zero advance warning? What bullshit. This guy doesn't give a fuck about anyone but himself.

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  14. what the f*** is april wearing ???? is she of to join the circus? :-]

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  15. I got banned from commenting on his livestreams for telling him to start working to earn that patreon money he gets each month.

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  16. I've watched a bunch of his live wire but never watched 7hours straight of MGS4 :P

    I think I watch it for the novelty though. It's kinda why I watch DSP's detractor videos.. How does Spoony not get the same following??

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