Monday, 12 September 2016

Is Spoony dead?

I waited a while before posting this since Noah really could have taken a break off Twitter, but it's starting to seem that he may be dead or there's something wrong with him. Mental issues aside. It's been weeks since Spoony has posted on Twitter, this promoted a huge response from internet assholes who have nothing better to do than to ask "where is Spoony?" as if they really want to read him rant about Trump. Apparently he is playing some skyrim mod and he's too busy to post anything. Alos since Spoony wasn't online the next best thing was to stalk April (looking at you DHI) and pry into every little thing she posted from her creepy ass dolls, to getting a job, transportation, and heck even recently her age. That's funny considering most of those internet tough guys are probably in their 30's living in a basement, unlike me, a Greek god.  

Moving on. Though this all could mean that they are having finical problems seeing as that Patreon money isn't enough to pay for all of their bills, oh boo hoo. This is why April is looking for a job and Spoony probably is too.



But in the end of the day who gives a fuck anymore, I mean they are called internet nobodies for a reason. I don't know why people rant about them every single bloody day, the best reason I can come up with is that they have no life of their own so they'll pick apart another's to make them feel better. I mean I rant about shit too but I don't take any of it seriously, nor do I honestly hate anyone in life other than a few people that I personally know. Shits that simple, just walk away nigga.

13 comments:

  1. Who's the guy in that picture? Looks nothing like withered, decomposing greaseball last seen drinking Eco Cooler in a minimal-effort YouTube video.

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  2. Also, you're dead wrong about Noah looking for a job too. He'd let April kill herself working a 100 hour work week before lowering himself to actually finding work himself.

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  3. something tells me spoony is desperately working on another shit video after a 2 year hiatus so he can plug his patreon at the end as an attempt to get it back to $2k if not more

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  4. Oh surely it must have been Trump and those nasty Russians that killed him, right? ;)

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  5. 15k a year for doing nothing. Who would give that up? I would just move to the most cheapest place in the USA with decent internet speeds and just rake it in.

    If I were Spoony I would release small 5 minute or less reviews every few weeks like Lord Karnage.

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  6. "I mean I rant about shit too but I don't take any of it seriously, nor do I honestly hate anyone in life other than a few people that I personally know. Shits that simple, just walk away nigga."

    Well said yellow nigga.

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  7. He is obviously being monitored in a hospital for a few weeks.
    Not that theyll find anything but hey if the moron keeps knocking on their door whining for them to find something wrong with him why not take him for every cent (not that I support that but hospitals are morally bankrupt).

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    1. not sure on the obamacare fiasco but I mean why not try to get as much money as possible out of him (either his money or taxpayers money)

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  8. The United States, a land filled with vagabonds and slums, amazing decadence for such overrated presence.

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  9. funny how this faglord disses DHI but is the biggest sperg on the planet

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  10. Calling it now, the latest tweets on the spoony account are from April not Noah.

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    1. Nah, their fag-level is something only authentic Spoony can pull off.

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    2. theyre not faggy and ranty enough to be spoony

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