Spoony is #despresed and April vents on Facebook

So this happened. Notice anything? Anything at all? Like how this entire photo is fucking staged out of the asshole, I mean who the hell puts all of this together and takes a photo? Can you imagine a real depressed person trying to set up all this shit, complete with anguished expression, staged table toys and prop shirt? Staged is exactly what it is. It's just another pathetic attempt to garner sympathy, I wonder how much longer this will last. Someone should just end this faggot once and for all.

This is from early June, one of the guys on DHI posted it. The bunch of stalkers. Anyway April goes on to say that Noah doesn't hit her nor is he even capable of it. Claiming that he doesn't drink or get drunk, or have a pill problem, that they don't cheat on each other or even leave the house (proven false by the fairy festival) and that he didn't use his Patreon money to fund his house. It's pretty funny stuff, read this in the most whiny voice possible and you'll understand her true pain. What do you people think about all this shit?

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Why the hell is this filmed all guerrilla style? Why the hell is this filmed with a potato? Did Doug force Spoony to make a video? Where is April? Is she off at another fairy convention? This video poses so many questions, none of them I want answers to because I honestly don't give a shit. 0/10 for no effort.

But you know who I will give effort to? Take a guess...no not your you dimwit. April. Because she went outside into the open world to be a creep again.

Dear lord. Autism central. Wonder if Oberon from Lexx is there? 

Sounds like she wants to get on ORCED.COM

What the fuck is that thing? It looks like Pizza the Hutt's ball sack.

Apparently people think Spoony is based for doing this, what a bunch of morons. 

Spoony One is apparently making new video's

Looks like the Year of the Spoony is here, and by that I mean it hasn't. And if your wondering what that ghastly thing pictured is, it's tumblr tier fan art from some insane person who still believes pigs can fly.

This is what he wrote on his Patreon, something you can only see if you pay him money. The stingy bastard. Basically he's doing:

• More counter monkey (Fuck sake)
• Riffing (is it 2008 again?)

Wait that's it? Two fucking things which no one wants to watch, that's what we've got to look forward to? But don't take my word for it, Spoony says it's going to be fucking awesome. He's obviously telling the truth, isn't he? Uh, guys?

Spoony One is seeing a psychologist and other updates

I think Spoony is faking everything. I still think he's probably legit depressed (not helped by booze) and maybe has some kind of bipolar. It looks more and more like he's desperately searching for something that will allow him to cease working altogether. Maybe he's searching for a reason for disability payments?

I noticed on twitter that he was talking a big game before his meeting with his "doctor," but after his appointment he has shifted his attention to wrestling. He's always ready to bitch about his health to get sympathy at every possible moment, but he's not saying anything now. Maybe this person said something to him that couldn't remember? Maybe this appointment never happened.

Literally me.

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Looks like the autistic fuck actually made a video, didn't expect this with all the autism going on over on his Twitter account. Speaking of speaking of twitter, here's some random shit he said recently:

Someone should put him to sleep permanently. 

Then the world would be retarded, just like Spoony. 

The ramblings of a mad man people.

Have we memed him too hard? Will he become Jew Wario 2.0?

With that aside let's get back to the video. It's a fucking wrestle wrestle video! Jesus H Christ on a pogo stick would make better content than this, I mean it's been MONTHS since his last video and he expects everyone to just shut the fuck up because muh autism and ptsd. I listened to half an hour of this crap while I was shitposting on 4chan and it just made me want to jump off a cliff. Who the hell cares at this point?

Spoony's new look, drug costs and twitter updates #notallmuslims

I think he wants to give you a mustache ride, or probably wants to receive one the sick fuck. Insert your own joke here:

What the hell is he on about?

The dick riding is real.

Spoony One is the new captain Sweden. 

Maybe he should put out a video instead of being an autistic shit.

And you being a needy fuck isn't helping. Thanks Obama. 

Ouch, spoony receives massive damage. 

That's it for this time, the dubs of truth singing off.

Spoony One Complains About Online Hate

Seriously someone should be choking him at this point, I'm automatically volunteering anyone who lives close to him. Wish you the best of luck.

Oh the irony, and boo fucking hoo. He had a cheek to even utter those words, he's the one who's backstabbing his fanbase and running away with free money like a jew. Well, he does have a nose that a plane could land on so there's that to consider. FREE GAZA! Cough, cough. Where did that come from? Anyway what do you guys think about this?