Noah Tries Ecto Cooler & Other Updates

Why the hell is this filmed all guerrilla style? Why the hell is this filmed with a potato? Did Doug force Spoony to make a video? Where is April? Is she off at another fairy convention? This video poses so many questions, none of them I want answers to because I honestly don't give a shit. 0/10 for no effort.

But you know who I will give effort to? Take a guess...no not your you dimwit. April. Because she went outside into the open world to be a creep again.

Dear lord. Autism central. Wonder if Oberon from Lexx is there? 

Sounds like she wants to get on ORCED.COM

What the fuck is that thing? It looks like Pizza the Hutt's ball sack.

Apparently people think Spoony is based for doing this, what a bunch of morons. 

Spoony One is apparently making new video's

Looks like the Year of the Spoony is here, and by that I mean it hasn't. And if your wondering what that ghastly thing pictured is, it's tumblr tier fan art from some insane person who still believes pigs can fly.

This is what he wrote on his Patreon, something you can only see if you pay him money. The stingy bastard. Basically he's doing:

• More counter monkey (Fuck sake)
• Riffing (is it 2008 again?)

Wait that's it? Two fucking things which no one wants to watch, that's what we've got to look forward to? But don't take my word for it, Spoony says it's going to be fucking awesome. He's obviously telling the truth, isn't he? Uh, guys?