First new video in two months! And April rides the bull!

It seems that Spoony's Patreon's are getting bang for their buck, the first video in two months has been released! I mean is Noah on a roll or what? How does he keep up with all this hard work? And if you are wondering his Patreon has dropped to 1,500 burger dollars, which means he'll soon get desperate and selling out April to his creepy fans. Or himself if they swing that way.

Either he'll change his ways or he'll still be a money grabbing faggot, though I honestly wouldn't be surprised if Spoony actually began working a real job like a normal person. Because remember he has to pay for his mortgage, his living expenses, insurance, medical bills, taxes and all other shit like dragon dildo's. Heck we all have to pay for shit like that and Spoony "special snowflake" One isn't any different, so if any of you shitheads who are giving him money reading this then please stop indulging him. Anyway let's get to that stupid video he put out:

Fuck sake it's a stupid wrestling related video, and the worst thing is that Noah put effort into this 3 minute video when he could have easily done something else. Heck I'd rather listen to another counter monkey than this shit. It's like he's only seen Eurotrip now and thinks it's a fresh meme like the rest of those retards on 4chan. And now let's get to the Elephant in the room:

Jesus... dont even know where to start. I will point out that the word "commission" implies she paid someone to paint this. How the fuck does that conversation go... "Can you paint me having sex with this fictional character?" These two images are functionally the same thing. I kinda respect the brony more since at least his isn't sexual.... yet.

She also changed her hair color, uhm yay! Moving on:

And here's some stuff from DHI because even I'm too lazy for original content

Spoony just makes up a new disorder here and there when he needs to be the victim again, leaving a tweet saying "sry guyz. it was a bad month" before bitching about wrestling and/or trump again.


Gonna suck my own dick here for a moment and say yeeep, I was absolutely right. Although that's saying very little, I might as well have predicted the sky was blue and fire is hot.

aaaand a short while later

Here's the thing. If you have sleep apnea and you're with anyone else trust me, they're gonna fucking know. I was staying with a friend for a while and his mother had it and I am astonished nobody ever smothered her with a pillow. It's one of the most vile and disgusting sounds in the entire world and if him and April are actually sharing a bed or even on the same floor of a house she'd hear it. Oh wait, that'd assume that this disorder is read or, more amusingly, maybe they aren't even sleeping together anymore.

Speaking of bullshit

This fucking prick. Literally a few months ago he was complaining about night terrors but now it's been years since he had one? Get fucked.

Until next time.

Noah Tries Ecto Cooler & Other Updates

Why the hell is this filmed all guerrilla style? Why the hell is this filmed with a potato? Did Doug force Spoony to make a video? Where is April? Is she off at another fairy convention? This video poses so many questions, none of them I want answers to because I honestly don't give a shit. 0/10 for no effort.

But you know who I will give effort to? Take a guess...no not your you dimwit. April. Because she went outside into the open world to be a creep again.

Dear lord. Autism central. Wonder if Oberon from Lexx is there? 

Sounds like she wants to get on ORCED.COM

What the fuck is that thing? It looks like Pizza the Hutt's ball sack.

Apparently people think Spoony is based for doing this, what a bunch of morons. 

Spoony One is apparently making new video's

Looks like the Year of the Spoony is here, and by that I mean it hasn't. And if your wondering what that ghastly thing pictured is, it's tumblr tier fan art from some insane person who still believes pigs can fly.

This is what he wrote on his Patreon, something you can only see if you pay him money. The stingy bastard. Basically he's doing:

• More counter monkey (Fuck sake)
• Riffing (is it 2008 again?)

Wait that's it? Two fucking things which no one wants to watch, that's what we've got to look forward to? But don't take my word for it, Spoony says it's going to be fucking awesome. He's obviously telling the truth, isn't he? Uh, guys?

Spoony One Promises Rap Rat and other video's

Jesus Christ on a pogo stick, apparently this video has been over a year in the making according to Spoony. I mean it's been so freaking long since his last did those vhs video's, who the hell is still interested? You should get off this sinking ship while you still can, unless you are too retarded to do so because YEAR OF THE SPOONY. More like YEAR OF THE RETARD, considering everything that's going on in the world. Migrants and all that jazz, they could be coming for you next. Beware, the END times are nigh! Fear spreads fear, the Devil's core (Can you hear me?) Take my hand and follow me (Can you hear me?) It's magical - so here we go!

I highly doubt he'll do anything in February but fart all day long and post on Twitter.

This was taken last September, so I'm guessing he's been sitting on his ass as usual. And I'm guessing this is Ultima related? Or he's playing Robin Cuck in the new porno? I dunno, what do you think?

There was a 4chan thread about TGWTG if anyone's interested.
http://boards.4chan.org/tv/thread/65198262/while-not-entirely-angry-unlimited-pesos-joe-or

Counter Monkey – What’s an Anti-Paladin?

Ahhhh, god fucking damn it, why the hell does he keep doing these. I literally have no clue what the hell he's talking about, it's like totally random, I bet you he's making this up all on the spot after taking a look at the book. Well, that's what you would think if you couldn't make sense of Spoony's rambling. But if you are insane like me, then you'd understand that Spoony does know what he's talking about. Wut? What insanity is this? Complementing Noah the Jew himself? Yes, but whatever it's just another Counter Monkey video and you know what to expect based on the title of the video. Watch or don't watch, and be sure to make sure Spoony hears all your problems on his Twitter or his Patreon account. Whatever, I'm out of here, later.

Did Spoony One back up all his video's after Blip's downfall?

To save you from reading a long post, the answer is fucking NO! There are huge freaking holes on his website and you can't even watch a lot of his old video's, the video's are either gone or he hasn't mirrored/updated his website with the new uploads. But this is Noah we are talking about, he won't do anything unless Twitter shuts down or people stop giving him money on his Patreon account. News at 11. What do you guys think about this?

Spoony One's Let's Play's are Terrible

I mean it, his let's plays are one of the most boring video's I have ever watched. Heck, even some of DSP's let's plays are miles more entertaining than Spoony's crap. Yeah, I went there. I mean they are almost unwatchable, mostly because it's pure gameplay footage with the occasional crappy "Spoony monologue". His sessions are also bloody too long , I mean who the hell wants to see Spoony play Metal Gear Solid 4 for SEVEN HOURS AND A HALF! It's in bold mother fuckers! And Spoony's engagement during the actual streaming is terrible because all he does is bitch and moan whenever people tell him how to play the game, he gets so salty because he can't stand criticism of any kind.

Yes, I went to google for that one. 

There's also a ton of ban's whenever he streams, they get banned because he either he doesn't like what they say or they insult him. Even I got banned because I asked when he would be doing another review, I mean it wasn't even harmful and it just shows that he can't stand to see his reflection in the mirror. Anyway, does anyone actually watch the full thing or just bits of it? Because if you sat through the entire stream then I think all hope is lost for you.

Big Trouble in Little China (Commodore 64) Review

Well it's almost been a month since his last video, and no, Wrestle Wrestle and the Nostalgia critic episode don't count since they require little effort. And what did he decide to "review", Big Trouble in Little China for the Commodore 64, seriously why does he even bother to do anything when he does video's on the most mundane stuff.

He starts out the video with a painful sketch like all TGWTG video's, seriously it's like watching amateur hour at your local comedy club, except this time it ain't funny. It features Insano and what appears to be Spoonys fluffer talking about what happened to Spoony, they mention a Mako (pronounced Ma-Ko and not may-ko, faggot wapanese fanboy) explosion and my eyes begin to role because you know video game reference. After that opening sequence Spoony begins to riff the opening of the movie the game is based on, he mostly says a load of crap thinking he sounds smart but he does say one thing of major importance. He says that Final Fantasy 13-2 is in the "render queue", I'm pretty sure that porn video of spoony getting ass raped by Space Marines from Warhammer 40k is also in that render queue.

April-chan is not amused

After that he starts talking about the movie and the lengths he went to get a working Commodore 64 from Germany, because Spoony loves his German scat, what didn't you know he loves it when his fans and April all take a dump on his chest, all at the same time! Anyway, I'm pretty sure that his Paetron money payed for all Commodore 64 crap he bought, that and April's hair dye. As usual it takes him seven and a half miniutes til he actually talks about the game, and boy is the rest of the video as painful as Spoony One's tantrums.

What the hell am I looking at?

He seriously goes through the game like he's the Angry Video Game Nerd, while randomly cutting to clips from the movie to keep you entertained, but even those can't save this video. It's like watching the early days of the Irate Gamer, except it's worse because remember this is the Spoony One, aka Noah "cumdumpster" Antwiler. He get's so desperate he resorts to playing the Gangnam style music to his low pan style, "insert angry comment here".

Yeah, I bet this is what fucks him at night

And after all that he ends the video parodying the end of the movie and a headless appears holding a highlander game, oh god, it better not be another Commodore 64 game because I don't want to watch another AVGN rip off video. But remember this is Spoony, so he's always gonna do something stupid, like threaten someone with rape, who said that?

Better yet, shove that rope up his ass

Spoony can read alright, but he needs giant font because he's bipolar

Don't we all just love that anime troll

That's all I got......for now!