Noah Antwiler: Depression Quest

It's been more or less confirmed by April that Spoony is suffering from depression, which has led to him quitting videos and Twitter. He basically spends his days playing video games and browsing the internet. He rues the fact that he never rose to become a TV star, but he probably still thinks in the back of his mind he'll make it some day - but he'll start tomorrow. Or next week - already had most of the week off, might as well wait till Monday right? And then it happens again and again. And that is the cycle of Spoony nowadays.

Unfortunately he's collecting $1300 a month just to exist from his incredibly autistic and socially retarded Patreons, which just makes him even more pathetic. I'd pity him if he wasn't such a cunt to anyone who tried to help him in the past. Now I just think the best thing is to simply forget him. You know, just move on with our lives and focus on something else. Well, maybe.  

Though it's kinda hard to move on when you have ebin meltdowns like this on twitter, so I guess there's something to look forward to. 

Also I'm genuinely curious what sort of job Spoony could even get these days if, hypothetically, he decided to quit the whole internet reviewer thing. It's a problem that isn't entirely unique to Spoony; z-list internet celebrity 'content creators' generally have an excessively grandiose view of themselves and their work that wont really translate into a different career when the Patreon scam/ad revenue bubble bursts. For Spoony it's even worse though. His very public health issues and mental meltdown, egomania, inability to take even constructive criticism, (public!) bdsm/rape jokes about a coworker that can charitably be called ill-conceived, and generally poor work ethic all conspire to make him a very poor prospect for even minimum wage jobs. I wouldn't trust him to show up consistently for work at McDonalds. If he had a better work ethic, maybe writing rpg content could be an option perhaps.

So your probably asking yourself what does Spoony do all the time if he hasn't posted on Twitter for a month, I'll tell you: Jack shit! No honestly I think he's just sitting there on his ass taking a paycheck like a whore eats dollar bills. 


http://steamcommunity.com/id/thespoonyone/ I wouldn't be surprised if he just didn't even announce his retirement, and just decided to slowly fall into obscurity by just not even doing anything anymore. It's probably more cut and dry. Yes he's racked with shame and it's taken away his drive to do anything. I think he should stop taking his meds. Though that might make him worse. I'm pretty sure he's taking erectile dysfunction meds,  he does look like the type that suffers from it.  


We all know it's April playing Skyrim and not Spoony. 

I mean what the fuck happened to him? Remember the good old days before he became a complete asshole? Yeah, I do. 

For all we know he's retired off screen because he can't handle it anymore. Maybe one day he'll be walking Oreo and a will bump into a fan, the fan will ask if he's doing any more videos and Spoony just comes out and tells him "Oh, I'm not doing that anymore, I got an actual job now". That job being a moocher. Heck, maybe he does feel remorse, but the shame is SO big that he can't even make himself ask for forgiveness?

Also, I do recall Spoony mentioning that he wanted to use the whole reviewer thing as a stepping stone for "bigger, better things"

But there's always a reason, he may be telling us something with the last video he put up. I think he's getting cucked and it's ruined him. How can you air that out, impossible for someone like him. So he's bottled it up and it killed off any urge to do the only thing he can do, make videos.  It's not only a means to make money, it's literally his hobby. What would drive someone to throw 1k away when all you have to do is make a video about stuff you like every so often?  Apathy from an emotionally distraught state of mind. Which might be at the root of his problem. Really makes you think.

Source: My ass

Noah Tries Ecto Cooler & Other Updates

Why the hell is this filmed all guerrilla style? Why the hell is this filmed with a potato? Did Doug force Spoony to make a video? Where is April? Is she off at another fairy convention? This video poses so many questions, none of them I want answers to because I honestly don't give a shit. 0/10 for no effort.

But you know who I will give effort to? Take a guess...no not your you dimwit. April. Because she went outside into the open world to be a creep again.

Dear lord. Autism central. Wonder if Oberon from Lexx is there? 

Sounds like she wants to get on ORCED.COM

What the fuck is that thing? It looks like Pizza the Hutt's ball sack.

Apparently people think Spoony is based for doing this, what a bunch of morons. 

Spoony One is apparently making new video's

Looks like the Year of the Spoony is here, and by that I mean it hasn't. And if your wondering what that ghastly thing pictured is, it's tumblr tier fan art from some insane person who still believes pigs can fly.

This is what he wrote on his Patreon, something you can only see if you pay him money. The stingy bastard. Basically he's doing:

• More counter monkey (Fuck sake)
• Riffing (is it 2008 again?)

Wait that's it? Two fucking things which no one wants to watch, that's what we've got to look forward to? But don't take my word for it, Spoony says it's going to be fucking awesome. He's obviously telling the truth, isn't he? Uh, guys?

Spoony One is seeing a psychologist and other updates

I think Spoony is faking everything. I still think he's probably legit depressed (not helped by booze) and maybe has some kind of bipolar. It looks more and more like he's desperately searching for something that will allow him to cease working altogether. Maybe he's searching for a reason for disability payments?

I noticed on twitter that he was talking a big game before his meeting with his "doctor," but after his appointment he has shifted his attention to wrestling. He's always ready to bitch about his health to get sympathy at every possible moment, but he's not saying anything now. Maybe this person said something to him that couldn't remember? Maybe this appointment never happened.

Literally me.

Spoony One Complains About Online Hate

Seriously someone should be choking him at this point, I'm automatically volunteering anyone who lives close to him. Wish you the best of luck.

Oh the irony, and boo fucking hoo. He had a cheek to even utter those words, he's the one who's backstabbing his fanbase and running away with free money like a jew. Well, he does have a nose that a plane could land on so there's that to consider. FREE GAZA! Cough, cough. Where did that come from? Anyway what do you guys think about this?

Spoony One is a liar

He's literally crying a river to his fans about how he's finding it hard, this sack of shit is just trying to garner sympathy for his dumb fans who give him money. Btw his Patreon is at 2,300 dollars a month, what a luck piece of shit. I mean there's people who actually work for a living and get way less than this, me included, yet Spoony get's it all and doesn't even do anything outside of post rants on Twitter. Anyway this post is about the crap he's spouting on Twitter right now, feast your eyes upon it now.

Because your a fucking idiot Noah.

Two aborted reviews, what does that mean he just didn't bother to finish them? And I doubt he's even going to get Rebruary done right nevermind an actual video.

Excuses, excuses.

What kind of toaster is he using? I have a piece of shit laptop and I can do most thing including video editing. 

Boo fucking hoo, cry me a river.

Whatever, looking at Spoony right now makes me want to punch him in the face. Mostly because I work multiple times harder at my actual job and translating stuff on the internet and Spoony still makes a shitload of money with zero effort. Being me is suffering.

Spoony One is now doing food reviews

Looks like Spoony has the bright idea to start doing food video's, he probably got the idea from the Cinema Snob or YouTube in general. Initially posted on his patreon someone posted this on DHI, naturally everyone is shaking their heads at why the hell people would watch Spoony eat food. I mean who the heck wants to watch that? Put your hand down Patreon supports.

Anyway this situation with Spoony and his Patreon has gone on for fucking long enough and now he's trying to pull this kind of shit, I mean enough's enough.

It can't be that expensive if Spoony gets free money for sitting on his ass. 

This is in reference to a new video he's doing, probably something Ultima related not that I give a shit anymore. And I hope someone shoves whatever he buys up his fucking asshole because hell knows that he deserves it.

Saw this in a 4chan thread and just had to post it. May it haunt your dreams for eternity. 

Atop the Fourth Wall: The Movie

While not entirely Angry (Unlimited Peso's) Joe or Spoony (Noah the Jew) One or even Cinema (Bald Bastard) Snob related, I had to make a post about it because apparently people think it's worth talking about. Yes the retard himself (Linkara) actually went to the effort of making a shitty movie, and boy oh boy did he use that 60 thousand dollars wrong. I also haven't actually seen the movie since I'm not stupid enough to actually watch more than 10 seconds at a time, sorry DHI.

But at least we got this funny image, right?  Anyway this movie is the perfect example of how not to be Linkara, for 60k multiple movies could have been made on a shoestring budget and probably returned some money if done properly. Heck, I could have made a professional movie with high production values with that amount of money, it wouldn't be a le ebin science fiction epik but it would be better than this crap fest.

Get a load of this autistic faggot defending himself like the nasty cock slut he is.

Oh and I'm waiting for the inevitable time Linkara comes here to defend himself, because we all know he's the type of person who googles himself. And you know what I think about this entire "movie"?

Word to the wise. 

And at the end of the day who the fuck seriously cares about any of this? I have hard enough of a time giving a shit about anyone of these internet nobodies, and anybody who actually watched the entire thing might as well be a nasty cock slut themselves. Whatever, I'm out of here. Now get the fuck off my site you nasty cock slut.

Spoony One at Shadocon

Well apparently the big nosed fellow himself actually went to Shadocon, probably because he was paid money to go and meet his "fans", I highly doubt he would have went otherwise. Anyway he was apparently really nice to everyone and talked about all kinds of stuff, shame he was fucking too lazy to even record anything for his "fans" to watch online. No screw those guys you have to travel to meet the Lord and Saviour himself, he can go and get royally screwed by Buffalo Bill for all I care. Laters......

Did Spoony One back up all his video's after Blip's downfall?

To save you from reading a long post, the answer is fucking NO! There are huge freaking holes on his website and you can't even watch a lot of his old video's, the video's are either gone or he hasn't mirrored/updated his website with the new uploads. But this is Noah we are talking about, he won't do anything unless Twitter shuts down or people stop giving him money on his Patreon account. News at 11. What do you guys think about this?

WrestleWrestle – Night of Champions (2015)

Well, Spoony is looking more healthy so we can rule out his health stopping him from making proper videos. Though the real reason he's so freaking lazy is because he realized that retards on the internet can rake in thousands of dollars for doing fucking nothing, ie: Patreon. April the anime character changed her hair color again, looks like she's searching for an identity, hiooooooo! Let me remind you that this video is 1 hour and 10 mins long, just like every vlog type video it's tedious as fuck. And for some weird reason they like Neville, even though he's been bad since he moved from NXT. Though Spoony does make a good "feed me roids" joke, I'll give him that.

He also has some weird obsession with Naomi's butt, he keeps mentioning that she hits you in the face with her ass over and over. At one point April makes good point about characters being ruined when they move to raw, which is true. But overall both of them are pretty worthless as it's two plebs sitting on a couch talking about wrestling when they should be doing better things.

In other news:
Counter Monkey – 3d6 in Order

• He calls the audience cowards

Asshole Spoony is asking for it at this point, ddos and swat his house now or the poverty ghost will get you.

Counter Monkey – An Entirely Miscible Episode

Apparently this story he's telling this time is from when Spoony was 10 years old, remember that because he'll repeat it over and over because it was so damn funny the first time. I doubt this story even happened the way it did because how the hell can he remember how the story happened when he was 10 years old when it happened. Did he look back in time through a magic mirror? Did he borrow Linkara's time machine powered by Tyrone? Suffice to say, he's making up the entire thing.

Also apparently this is a "historic story" because it was during his first month into playing D&D with his brother and friends, and I wonder where they are all now, they're probably the drug dealers and doctors that keep the vessel known as Noah Antwiler alive, or most likely dead from being exposed to Spoony. Now let's get to what he named his character, he named him Lance Stormshield, wait for the laughter track, it'll come, has it come yet? That's basically the entire video, everything goes in one ear and out another because it's what you expect from the usual Counter Monkey. Peace out. Seriously only faggots and pseudo hipsters say that shit.

Spoony One Tries Let's Plays

To date, Spoony One has done five live streams all of which are multiple hours long. Whether you would watch this is up to you, but one thing you can't ignore is that Noah is using this type of content instead of actually working on a video. I highly doubt his recent live streams of Final Fantasy 13-2 is gonna increase the chance of a review coming anytime soon, in fact it only gives him more reasons to be even more lazy and force people to donate and subscribe to his Patreon account for making the review get released. And if you thought that was bad you'd like to know that Spoony hasn't even bothered to update his website or Patreon page, mostly likely because he already knows how much people hate his guts and the realization that said people would hate his guts even more if they knew he was making more crap content.

Yeah, I bet Spoony makes that face everytime he realizes his Patreon money is going down. 

Another thing I'd like to mention is that these let's plays are terrible, mostly because he barely talks and anytime he does talk it's either him bitching/moaning about his inability to play a video game or him banning someone. With Noah's reputation at an all time low he shouldn't be doing this unless he wants people to hate his ass anymore, I really wish he would stop doing this (and making shitty videos) because it's just sad at this point. In fact, he should take his ass off the internet because he's a fucking blight that needs to be removed.

B-Fest 2015 Reviews (Part 3) - Frogs

Man, this video is terrible to watch. It's literally Spoony nitpicking the shit out of the movie, and it's just sad to watch. Because it just shows you how much of a dysfunctional piece of shit that he really is. He also adds a frog counter, because he did that before and it was hilarious then, right? I know Spoony probably put lots of effort (or lack thereof) into the production of this video but it just falls flat as the video is shit tier level at best. Why are you still here, the video sucks so leave.

Screw you , Spoony.

Noah & April see Avengers 2: Age of Ultron

It's been ages since he put up a movie vlog, literally 11 months ago. That's almost a fucking year, this guy is such a deadbeat. I'm crying tears of joy right now because his patreon money is finally dropping a significant level. It took them 18 minutes to cover the trailers, you know there's something wrong when it takes them that long. This video is almost as long as the movie itself, when it's that long you already know what's wrong. The video is long and boring, but if you got to the end you'll be rewarded with an awkward scene of Spoony making a suggestive sexual remark towards April. Spoony said he'd show April his "little Jarvis". Jesus, these video's are going to be the death of me. Or you for that matter, stop watching this guy.

Wrestle! Wrestle! Hell in a Cell 2014

I really took me a while to make a post about this video, it mostly because I don't care about the Spoony One anymore. He's just so darn lazy that there's not much point complain about him because he has an Army of basement dwellers that will defend him. With that out of the way lets get to the video.

What we have here is a man or rather man-child that is obsessed with wrestling. To the point that he cant see that it's just a piece of entertainment. Wrestling isn't meant to have a meaning or some deep symbolism behind it, it's just people beating up each other for our enjoyment. That's what it is, but Spoony is taking it way too seriously, like he's got something to prove. Why else would he be so nitpicky, or is he just trying trying to tell everyone that he "knows stuff" . But if this were the case wouldn't he put effort into his wrestling video's? But no, we just get some washed up has been going insane because he hasn't been taking his meds, or is this what he's like when he had taken them. Anyway, this has gone on long enough and you pretty much guess that Spoony is a lost cause.

And this video probably was the one he mentioned in his last video. It's just getting sad now, have a nice day everyone.

Black Hole of Board Games – VCR Golf

This video was mostly boring and uninteresting, has very little comedic value whatsoever. As you all probably know Spoony mentioned VCR Golf before and everybody sent him it to review even though he said not to but he knew you would so he could review it and create a thing about him being tortured by his fans. Before he put this video out he made excuses on twitter that he was having problems and that everything goes wrong when he wants something to work, he does this every time he has to put out a video.

The title card is also very bland but so is this video and that allows them to contrast together, he also could have picked a better board game to review such as the Star Trek one or any other than this piece of garbage but no we got golf. It also took him a month to put out this review which is a shame because we know he can do it faster than that but he just doesn't give a damn about his fans. Spoony also has an ego problem because he talks about the Wrestlemania Game and say's that he turned a mess into comedic gold but it wasn't that funny. Spoony makes a disgusting rape face during the course of the video that will give you nightmares, we also get some more corrupted video "storyline" for a second or two but who cares about that.

Mirror mirror on the wall who is the ugliest fuck of them all

In the video he also talk about that this is his "job" even though this technically isn't a job and does he pay tax with the income he generates from his "show", I don't think so. One of you shit heads is gonna come up and say define a job just like Linkara fanboys in his please let the ads play video. Cinema Snob treats it like a job but at least he puts out a video every week plus extras which is something this big nosed fuck can't do. Overall this video is bad and very boring to watch, don't blame you if you don't finish watching.

Video Links
http://spoonyexperiment.com/2013/09/23/black-hole-board-games-vcr-golf/


Some Pics

Blade..... nice.

His place is a complete mess, it's like a trash heap

Pool table, let me guess paid with fan donations like usual.
Just like AVGN and Nostalgia Critic.

Have fun making out what games he has.

Ah the famous couch.

In other News
Spoony on his twitter showed him holding a copy of Final Fantasy A Realm Reborn, oh but what does this hold in store for use. Will he eventually review the game or will he just not bother like the lazy shit he is, lets wait and find out.

Repeat sex offender Noah Antwiler in GTA 5.... weird isn't it.

Preview of what's to come
Spoony showed this pic on his twitter recently, no not spoony. Anyone but him, so will this be the end of the Spoony and his board game reviews, stay tuned for next time.