Is Spoony dead?

I waited a while before posting this since Noah really could have taken a break off Twitter, but it's starting to seem that he may be dead or there's something wrong with him. Mental issues aside. It's been weeks since Spoony has posted on Twitter, this promoted a huge response from internet assholes who have nothing better to do than to ask "where is Spoony?" as if they really want to read him rant about Trump. Apparently he is playing some skyrim mod and he's too busy to post anything. Alos since Spoony wasn't online the next best thing was to stalk April (looking at you DHI) and pry into every little thing she posted from her creepy ass dolls, to getting a job, transportation, and heck even recently her age. That's funny considering most of those internet tough guys are probably in their 30's living in a basement, unlike me, a Greek god.  

Moving on. Though this all could mean that they are having finical problems seeing as that Patreon money isn't enough to pay for all of their bills, oh boo hoo. This is why April is looking for a job and Spoony probably is too.

But in the end of the day who gives a fuck anymore, I mean they are called internet nobodies for a reason. I don't know why people rant about them every single bloody day, the best reason I can come up with is that they have no life of their own so they'll pick apart another's to make them feel better. I mean I rant about shit too but I don't take any of it seriously, nor do I honestly hate anyone in life other than a few people that I personally know. Shits that simple, just walk away nigga.

First new video in two months! And April rides the bull!

It seems that Spoony's Patreon's are getting bang for their buck, the first video in two months has been released! I mean is Noah on a roll or what? How does he keep up with all this hard work? And if you are wondering his Patreon has dropped to 1,500 burger dollars, which means he'll soon get desperate and selling out April to his creepy fans. Or himself if they swing that way.

Either he'll change his ways or he'll still be a money grabbing faggot, though I honestly wouldn't be surprised if Spoony actually began working a real job like a normal person. Because remember he has to pay for his mortgage, his living expenses, insurance, medical bills, taxes and all other shit like dragon dildo's. Heck we all have to pay for shit like that and Spoony "special snowflake" One isn't any different, so if any of you shitheads who are giving him money reading this then please stop indulging him. Anyway let's get to that stupid video he put out:

Fuck sake it's a stupid wrestling related video, and the worst thing is that Noah put effort into this 3 minute video when he could have easily done something else. Heck I'd rather listen to another counter monkey than this shit. It's like he's only seen Eurotrip now and thinks it's a fresh meme like the rest of those retards on 4chan. And now let's get to the Elephant in the room:

Jesus... dont even know where to start. I will point out that the word "commission" implies she paid someone to paint this. How the fuck does that conversation go... "Can you paint me having sex with this fictional character?" These two images are functionally the same thing. I kinda respect the brony more since at least his isn't sexual.... yet.

She also changed her hair color, uhm yay! Moving on:

And here's some stuff from DHI because even I'm too lazy for original content

Spoony just makes up a new disorder here and there when he needs to be the victim again, leaving a tweet saying "sry guyz. it was a bad month" before bitching about wrestling and/or trump again.


Gonna suck my own dick here for a moment and say yeeep, I was absolutely right. Although that's saying very little, I might as well have predicted the sky was blue and fire is hot.

aaaand a short while later

Here's the thing. If you have sleep apnea and you're with anyone else trust me, they're gonna fucking know. I was staying with a friend for a while and his mother had it and I am astonished nobody ever smothered her with a pillow. It's one of the most vile and disgusting sounds in the entire world and if him and April are actually sharing a bed or even on the same floor of a house she'd hear it. Oh wait, that'd assume that this disorder is read or, more amusingly, maybe they aren't even sleeping together anymore.

Speaking of bullshit

This fucking prick. Literally a few months ago he was complaining about night terrors but now it's been years since he had one? Get fucked.

Until next time.

Spoony One is apparently making new video's

Looks like the Year of the Spoony is here, and by that I mean it hasn't. And if your wondering what that ghastly thing pictured is, it's tumblr tier fan art from some insane person who still believes pigs can fly.

This is what he wrote on his Patreon, something you can only see if you pay him money. The stingy bastard. Basically he's doing:

• More counter monkey (Fuck sake)
• Riffing (is it 2008 again?)

Wait that's it? Two fucking things which no one wants to watch, that's what we've got to look forward to? But don't take my word for it, Spoony says it's going to be fucking awesome. He's obviously telling the truth, isn't he? Uh, guys?

WrestleWrestle – Wrestlemania XXXII & NXT Takeover Dallas & Twitter Updates

Looks like the autistic fuck actually made a video, didn't expect this with all the autism going on over on his Twitter account. Speaking of speaking of twitter, here's some random shit he said recently:

Someone should put him to sleep permanently. 

Then the world would be retarded, just like Spoony. 

The ramblings of a mad man people.

Have we memed him too hard? Will he become Jew Wario 2.0?

With that aside let's get back to the video. It's a fucking wrestle wrestle video! Jesus H Christ on a pogo stick would make better content than this, I mean it's been MONTHS since his last video and he expects everyone to just shut the fuck up because muh autism and ptsd. I listened to half an hour of this crap while I was shitposting on 4chan and it just made me want to jump off a cliff. Who the hell cares at this point?

Spoony One Complains About Online Hate

Seriously someone should be choking him at this point, I'm automatically volunteering anyone who lives close to him. Wish you the best of luck.

Oh the irony, and boo fucking hoo. He had a cheek to even utter those words, he's the one who's backstabbing his fanbase and running away with free money like a jew. Well, he does have a nose that a plane could land on so there's that to consider. FREE GAZA! Cough, cough. Where did that come from? Anyway what do you guys think about this?

Rebruary 2016 – Street Hunter

The absolute madman, he actually did it! Oh wait it only took him over a month to make a video, YEAR OF THE SPOONY my ass. Anyway the video is actually alright, there's a few funny jokes here and there but for the most part it's a mediocre video on the scale of 6 nip nong ching chongs out of ten. There you go, happy? Either watch it or don't watch it. But for the love of god don't give this loser what he wants, and that's PATREON monies because well let's face it he's a JEW.

Spoony One is a liar

He's literally crying a river to his fans about how he's finding it hard, this sack of shit is just trying to garner sympathy for his dumb fans who give him money. Btw his Patreon is at 2,300 dollars a month, what a luck piece of shit. I mean there's people who actually work for a living and get way less than this, me included, yet Spoony get's it all and doesn't even do anything outside of post rants on Twitter. Anyway this post is about the crap he's spouting on Twitter right now, feast your eyes upon it now.

Because your a fucking idiot Noah.

Two aborted reviews, what does that mean he just didn't bother to finish them? And I doubt he's even going to get Rebruary done right nevermind an actual video.

Excuses, excuses.

What kind of toaster is he using? I have a piece of shit laptop and I can do most thing including video editing. 

Boo fucking hoo, cry me a river.

Whatever, looking at Spoony right now makes me want to punch him in the face. Mostly because I work multiple times harder at my actual job and translating stuff on the internet and Spoony still makes a shitload of money with zero effort. Being me is suffering.

Spoony One is now doing food reviews

Looks like Spoony has the bright idea to start doing food video's, he probably got the idea from the Cinema Snob or YouTube in general. Initially posted on his patreon someone posted this on DHI, naturally everyone is shaking their heads at why the hell people would watch Spoony eat food. I mean who the heck wants to watch that? Put your hand down Patreon supports.

Anyway this situation with Spoony and his Patreon has gone on for fucking long enough and now he's trying to pull this kind of shit, I mean enough's enough.

It can't be that expensive if Spoony gets free money for sitting on his ass. 

This is in reference to a new video he's doing, probably something Ultima related not that I give a shit anymore. And I hope someone shoves whatever he buys up his fucking asshole because hell knows that he deserves it.

Saw this in a 4chan thread and just had to post it. May it haunt your dreams for eternity. 

April complains about money on facebook

Spotted by a member on the Deadhorseinterchangeable, April has been complaining about money problems on Facebook under a post about Pewdiepie. Here's the entire thing below:

And if you actually read all of that then you deserve a pat on the back, go on you know you deserve it. In other news Spoony has been fucking lazy as usual, but luckily his Patreon has dropped down to 2500 a month so that's a kick right in the balls. However all of this hasn't stopped Spoony from posting on Twitter like a madman, seriously the dude needs to turn his life around.

Spoony One at Shadocon

Well apparently the big nosed fellow himself actually went to Shadocon, probably because he was paid money to go and meet his "fans", I highly doubt he would have went otherwise. Anyway he was apparently really nice to everyone and talked about all kinds of stuff, shame he was fucking too lazy to even record anything for his "fans" to watch online. No screw those guys you have to travel to meet the Lord and Saviour himself, he can go and get royally screwed by Buffalo Bill for all I care. Laters......

WrestleWrestle – Night of Champions (2015)

Well, Spoony is looking more healthy so we can rule out his health stopping him from making proper videos. Though the real reason he's so freaking lazy is because he realized that retards on the internet can rake in thousands of dollars for doing fucking nothing, ie: Patreon. April the anime character changed her hair color again, looks like she's searching for an identity, hiooooooo! Let me remind you that this video is 1 hour and 10 mins long, just like every vlog type video it's tedious as fuck. And for some weird reason they like Neville, even though he's been bad since he moved from NXT. Though Spoony does make a good "feed me roids" joke, I'll give him that.

He also has some weird obsession with Naomi's butt, he keeps mentioning that she hits you in the face with her ass over and over. At one point April makes good point about characters being ruined when they move to raw, which is true. But overall both of them are pretty worthless as it's two plebs sitting on a couch talking about wrestling when they should be doing better things.

In other news:
Counter Monkey – 3d6 in Order

• He calls the audience cowards

Asshole Spoony is asking for it at this point, ddos and swat his house now or the poverty ghost will get you.

Spoony One's New House Costed 230,000

Someone over one the DeadHorseInterchangeable found out that Spoony spent 230,000 on his new house, and where the address of said house is. He probably saved up all that Patreon money to make a down payment.

And because since I'm an asshole and Spoony has this coming to him, I'll be posting his address and phone number below:

You can find the information here:
http://www.whitepages.com/name/Noah-Antwiler/Aurora-IL/bzthq61

Have at him internet, send him to Hades. Or maybe we should swat his ass just like DSP, I'm looking at you 4chan, get on it.

Spoony One Tries Let's Plays

To date, Spoony One has done five live streams all of which are multiple hours long. Whether you would watch this is up to you, but one thing you can't ignore is that Noah is using this type of content instead of actually working on a video. I highly doubt his recent live streams of Final Fantasy 13-2 is gonna increase the chance of a review coming anytime soon, in fact it only gives him more reasons to be even more lazy and force people to donate and subscribe to his Patreon account for making the review get released. And if you thought that was bad you'd like to know that Spoony hasn't even bothered to update his website or Patreon page, mostly likely because he already knows how much people hate his guts and the realization that said people would hate his guts even more if they knew he was making more crap content.

Yeah, I bet Spoony makes that face everytime he realizes his Patreon money is going down. 

Another thing I'd like to mention is that these let's plays are terrible, mostly because he barely talks and anytime he does talk it's either him bitching/moaning about his inability to play a video game or him banning someone. With Noah's reputation at an all time low he shouldn't be doing this unless he wants people to hate his ass anymore, I really wish he would stop doing this (and making shitty videos) because it's just sad at this point. In fact, he should take his ass off the internet because he's a fucking blight that needs to be removed.

Counter Monkey – Where Have All the Lawful Goods Gone?

Wow, for once Spoony One is actually making some sense. If you can actually get through his ramblings he does bring up good points about the different character types. It's nice to see him put some thought into making a video for once instead of going on a wild tangent about something stupid, but this doesn't excuse him from being extremely lazy with his video output while still getting just under 5000 dollars from his Patreon account. Even though he did remove comments from his YouTube and his own website, those on Patreon can still comment on his posts. Let's have a look.

Yeah, Spoony put this video put a week early for Patreon members.

He'll just ban you like he does to everyone on Twitter.

Um, good point...I guess.

I doubt Spoony One could even comprehend that.

Spoony One 2014 - Year in Review

Well this year has been the worst for internet "comedian" the Spoony One, not only has he failed to keep up with releasing video's, he has started a patreon account and he has only gotten lazier. Let's have a look of what he released this year:


Reviews: 10
Vlogs: 9
Wrestle Wrestle: 10
Counter Monkey: 7
Commentaries: 3
Other: 9

Total: 48

That's a total of 48 video's (not including split parts) that he did this year, and most of them were done at the start of this year, the simple fact is that since he started his patreon account in April he has had a slump in activity. This is probably because his fan's have been giving him thousands of dollars every month to just sit on his ass, and that's not including what little he get's from ad revenue and the storefront on his website. Not to mention that he had the gall to upload a video to his YouTube account that were over a year old and remastered, I see he's been taking lessons from the Irate Gamer. All in all, this has been the worst year for the Spoony One, with his failed promises and his laziness he has reached a new low in his internet popularity, and you can tell nobody cares about him when his Encyclopedia Dramatica in a while and most of the comments he get's now are people complaining. But then again he has always been a neckbeard in disguise, he's probably having a neckbeard New Year right about now.

Happy New Year

Spoony One's Patreon Account

Support his Patreon, yeah right, the only thing I'd support right now is a Space Marine or a Super Mutant giving Spoony the fisting he deserves. But that's not what I'm here to talk about, I'm here to mention all those retards that are giving him 4,000 dollars plus every month! Even though the point of his Patreon was for him to make better videos and to actually put effort into them since he's getting payed. But he just sits there giving everyone the finger but all those idiots keep giving him money, and what's even sadder is that his Patreon money has went up an extra 66 dollars since the start of this month.

For his stupid big trouble in little china video he spent a ton of money buying an old computer and the game, and god knows what other crap he spent his money on instead of the show, probably a bunch of used sex toys that he shoves in his ass. And another matter I would like to address is his stupid wrestling video's, who the hell cares about his opinion, it's like watching Pat the Nes punks wrestling videos. Just stop with the shit and give us something worth a damn!