Showing posts with label 2014. Show all posts
Showing posts with label 2014. Show all posts

Thursday, 1 January 2015

Spoony One 2014 - Year in Review



Well this year has been the worst for internet "comedian" the Spoony One, not only has he failed to keep up with releasing video's, he has started a patreon account and he has only gotten lazier. Let's have a look of what he released this year:


Reviews: 10
Vlogs: 9
Wrestle Wrestle: 10
Counter Monkey: 7
Commentaries: 3
Other: 9

Total: 48

That's a total of 48 video's (not including split parts) that he did this year, and most of them were done at the start of this year, the simple fact is that since he started his patreon account in April he has had a slump in activity. This is probably because his fan's have been giving him thousands of dollars every month to just sit on his ass, and that's not including what little he get's from ad revenue and the storefront on his website. Not to mention that he had the gall to upload a video to his YouTube account that were over a year old and remastered, I see he's been taking lessons from the Irate Gamer. All in all, this has been the worst year for the Spoony One, with his failed promises and his laziness he has reached a new low in his internet popularity, and you can tell nobody cares about him when his Encyclopedia Dramatica in a while and most of the comments he get's now are people complaining. But then again he has always been a neckbeard in disguise, he's probably having a neckbeard New Year right about now.

Happy New Year

Monday, 29 September 2014

Wrestle! Wrestle! Night of Champions 2014 - Part 1

Spoony staring off screen to his fluffer
Spoony ranted for a long time so to save you reading blocks of text I'll summarize it and put it into bullet points. But just remember to "beware the humidity".

What did we learn:
  • Spoony has good Internet
  • Canada has bad Internet
  • It was a bad pay per view
  • You paid 55 dollars for this shit
  • Buy the WWE Network
  • Spoony has problems with John Cena
  • John Cena has rejuvenate properties 
  • John Cena is hatched from cloning Tanks (Just liked Solid Snake)
  • Get Eva Marie out of the ring (It's on the network)
  • It's only 9.99
  • Spoony thinks that he knows how to run the WWE
  • Spoony was considering buying an album
  • He said Gusto, who the hell even uses that word (besides anime characters)
  • April apparently watches Wrestling with Noah
  • Spoony saw the Miz and Dolph Ziggler's ass crack
Now wasn't that easy to read, well now you can go through the YouTube comments so you can torture yourself some more. That's if you survived watching the entire video, it's like a drinking game except it physically hurts. And I wonder what's on that page he's holding, it's not his grocery list but it could be a list of expenditures for his living expenses. Which is probably written down as "these idiots actually pay me almost 5 grand a month". Verdict: Use the video for background noise.