Showing posts with label Night of Champions. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Night of Champions. Show all posts

Thursday, 15 October 2015

WrestleWrestle – Night of Champions (2015)


Well, Spoony is looking more healthy so we can rule out his health stopping him from making proper videos. Though the real reason he's so freaking lazy is because he realized that retards on the internet can rake in thousands of dollars for doing fucking nothing, ie: Patreon. April the anime character changed her hair color again, looks like she's searching for an identity, hiooooooo! Let me remind you that this video is 1 hour and 10 mins long, just like every vlog type video it's tedious as fuck. And for some weird reason they like Neville, even though he's been bad since he moved from NXT. Though Spoony does make a good "feed me roids" joke, I'll give him that.

He also has some weird obsession with Naomi's butt, he keeps mentioning that she hits you in the face with her ass over and over. At one point April makes good point about characters being ruined when they move to raw, which is true. But overall both of them are pretty worthless as it's two plebs sitting on a couch talking about wrestling when they should be doing better things.

In other news:
Counter Monkey – 3d6 in Order

  • He calls the audience cowards

Asshole Spoony is asking for it at this point, ddos and swat his house now or the poverty ghost will get you.

Monday, 29 September 2014

Wrestle! Wrestle! Night of Champions 2014 - Part 1

Spoony staring off screen to his fluffer
Spoony ranted for a long time so to save you reading blocks of text I'll summarize it and put it into bullet points. But just remember to "beware the humidity".

What did we learn:
  • Spoony has good Internet
  • Canada has bad Internet
  • It was a bad pay per view
  • You paid 55 dollars for this shit
  • Buy the WWE Network
  • Spoony has problems with John Cena
  • John Cena has rejuvenate properties 
  • John Cena is hatched from cloning Tanks (Just liked Solid Snake)
  • Get Eva Marie out of the ring (It's on the network)
  • It's only 9.99
  • Spoony thinks that he knows how to run the WWE
  • Spoony was considering buying an album
  • He said Gusto, who the hell even uses that word (besides anime characters)
  • April apparently watches Wrestling with Noah
  • Spoony saw the Miz and Dolph Ziggler's ass crack
Now wasn't that easy to read, well now you can go through the YouTube comments so you can torture yourself some more. That's if you survived watching the entire video, it's like a drinking game except it physically hurts. And I wonder what's on that page he's holding, it's not his grocery list but it could be a list of expenditures for his living expenses. Which is probably written down as "these idiots actually pay me almost 5 grand a month". Verdict: Use the video for background noise.