B Fest 2015 Reviews (Part 1) - Creature With the Atom Brain

Five seconds in and they are talking about his dog pissing itself, an obvious reference to his actual internet career. Then we're off to him making terrible puns on what the "B" in B-Fest stands for, he goes for a shitty bees reference because that's comedic gold.

This is far different from his usual B-Fest video, as this time it seems that he's actually put lot's of effort into it. It's not just vlog this time, it's vlog with segments from the movie thrown in. It's actually very refreshing to see him do this, though that's not to say that some would rather prefer to see the video with the movie clips. He also thinks the Terminator has take stuff from this movie, because some guy kills people in a police station. Yeah, I see that he's still drinking mountain dew and eating doritos. Maybe that's why he's saying something that is really stupid, I'd make a reference but I doubt you want a political one. Though he actually seems kinda competent when getting his points across, when he isn't interrupting Miles that is. And he does his usual Jew antics by splitting the video into two parts, I'm guessing part two will be uploaded by the time we're all old men. Though all of Spoony's fanbase that are left are either die-hard fans, neckbeards, or just people with a casual interest.

Also notice how he hasn't even updated his patreon page in a while, though you can bet your ass that he still collects that paycheck at the end of every month. Anyway the video was better than his average shlock, but let's all not let up on his shitty release schedule. Which is every time there's a blue moon...

Wrestle! Wrestle! Night of Champions 2014 - Part 1

Spoony staring off screen to his fluffer

Spoony ranted for a long time so to save you reading blocks of text I'll summarize it and put it into bullet points. But just remember to "beware the humidity".

What did we learn:

• Spoony has good Internet
• Canada has bad Internet
• It was a bad pay per view
• You paid 55 dollars for this shit
• Buy the WWE Network
• Spoony has problems with John Cena
• John Cena has rejuvenate properties 
• John Cena is hatched from cloning Tanks (Just liked Solid Snake)
• Get Eva Marie out of the ring (It's on the network)
• It's only 9.99
• Spoony thinks that he knows how to run the WWE
• Spoony was considering buying an album
• He said Gusto, who the hell even uses that word (besides anime characters)
• April apparently watches Wrestling with Noah
• Spoony saw the Miz and Dolph Ziggler's ass crack

Now wasn't that easy to read, well now you can go through the YouTube comments so you can torture yourself some more. That's if you survived watching the entire video, it's like a drinking game except it physically hurts. And I wonder what's on that page he's holding, it's not his grocery list but it could be a list of expenditures for his living expenses. Which is probably written down as "these idiots actually pay me almost 5 grand a month". Verdict: Use the video for background noise.

Final Fantasy XIII – Part 1 (Commentary)

Dear god is this guy an idiot, he still acts like a moron while talking about the game like some delusional retard who actually believes the wrong he is saying. I mean seriously he has a major problem, is this also what he will be putting up for updates because this only takes as much effort as long as he records his voice. He again calls it the worst game he has ever played...... then he must have played only a few games because this is actually a good game and if he wants to understand pain then let him play The Last Remnant and then he can come back and see which is worse.

Stupid Fucking Game

Spoony nitpicks at everything again like the spas he is, he says "all these words are very alien to me" and that he doesn't understand what is going on and that's the games main fault that it can't tell a story properly. That's really stupid to say as your meant to reach the end and then you'll understand what is going on, also your obviously alien to these new words because you've only started playing it retard. You could do this to any game and be like what's reach, what's the covenant...... grrr why doesn't this game spell out everything when they bring it up and spoon feed me. He insists that you always need the new guy character who is new to all of this to give exposition, if they did it like that then that would be poor storytelling because why explain it when you can think about it for yourself which allows you to engage yourself with the game. 

The info is in the datalogs just like Mass Effect where you can read about background culture and lore for stuff they mention in the games for stuff they do and don't explain because you know that's how you do it and not what this idiot expects. Spoony again complains about the gravcon and says "I didn't notice it was broken and she only tried it twice and gave up"......... she gave up because it was broken you moron. Why can't he see what is is front of his eyes, it also explains that it broke in the datalogs. I'll just mention this last thing as alot of which he complains I already covered in my criticism of his review over a year ago which you can find here.

The worst thing is he complained about is the music, he says why doesn't the music in the game reflect instruments that they would use in their own world...... who the fuck complains about something as pointless as this. I mean really at this stage he's just making an idiot of himself even more than last time, do we also have to see these instruments being played in this verse now just to let us know they exist. That just really pissed me off and to make it worse he says "I don't even know if im making sense" and there you have it, that pretty much sums up his entire review of the game. He himself doesn't know what he is saying because he isn't making any sense and what he say's isn't true.

Video Link

http://spoonyexperiment.com/commentaries/final-fantasy-xiii-part-1-commentary/