Massacre at Central High (Part 2)

After the last good video Spoony One, he once again disappoints us with a mediocre video. And taking into consideration that this video was meant to be out a couple of days later when it actually came out a week later. Even though he probably filmed both parts at the same but he probably thought that splitting it in two would make more money and video views. We can hereby conclude that he's a bloody idiot, if you didn't already know that.

Lets get to the actual video, its okay but you can tell he's starved for ideas since most of his jokes were lackluster. He also hammers in the "Spoony" character like its fucking comedic gold, that and he acts like that is him. His ego, drink and probably drug problems shine through as you can clearly see him acting like a complete retard while retaining a shred of dignity, if at all. And what the hell am I even saying, the video's bad and what more can I really say? You want a well thought out analysis of everything he said, go ask Linkara or one of his dick sucking fanboys. I'm outta here.

Spoony: The Motion Picture?

Spoony counting how many different fluffer jobs he has.

I can't believe this, he reached the movie goal. Not only are the guys over at Paetron idiots, they are fucking retarded to be giving some ADHD spastic 5K a fucking month. But enough of that he was a movie to make which will probably come out sometime in the Year 40K where Spoony will be a God encased in Gold worshiped by all. Wait that's War hammer 40K, anyway never mind he's just gonna use this to push back his video's even more. Pathetic...


Apparently he has a lot of footage but hasn't had time to edit it, he's lying out of his ass as usual because he's a coward and he can't face the truth that he's a lazy bastard. He wants to do more counter monkey's and wrestling video's even though it's only him in front of a camera, that literally takes no effort. He say's he been looking for an editor to edit his footage for him and that's what is keeping him back but he has other priorities which basically mean's he's jacking off to Chinese cartoon's all day. That or being pummeled by two 10 foot black guys with 2 meter wieners, we all know it's true that his real job is a fluffer.

He's going through this entire thing like he's holding himself together with medication, what other reason is there for him being so calm in his recent video's. He said "April say's he's a control freak when it comes to editing", but we all know he's a control freak all the time. Card's against Humanity, I can't believe he brought this up, he say's he's recorded hours of footage but he needs to cut it down to a watchable length. He doesn't have a job so what the hell is he doing all day, being strangled in the shower by April?

He said he's gonna have a video up by Halloween but only time will tell if he actually does it, but we all know the end result will be this:

Anyway, let's get away from that bizarre creation and take a gander at the comments section on his website instead of YouTube because he banned comments on this video on YouTube.

Can you believe in this?

Yeah, like we'll ever since the movie in our lifetime.

But don't you remember? It's in the render queue.

And I put more effort into this post than Spoony has on any of his video's this year, and I'm not even being payed for it. This guy is as trustworthy as a Japanese Otaku, but will shit all over you but only one will not steal your change.