Noah & April see Avengers 2: Age of Ultron

It's been ages since he put up a movie vlog, literally 11 months ago. That's almost a fucking year, this guy is such a deadbeat. I'm crying tears of joy right now because his patreon money is finally dropping a significant level. It took them 18 minutes to cover the trailers, you know there's something wrong when it takes them that long. This video is almost as long as the movie itself, when it's that long you already know what's wrong. The video is long and boring, but if you got to the end you'll be rewarded with an awkward scene of Spoony making a suggestive sexual remark towards April. Spoony said he'd show April his "little Jarvis". Jesus, these video's are going to be the death of me. Or you for that matter, stop watching this guy.

Massacre at Central High (Part 2)

After the last good video Spoony One, he once again disappoints us with a mediocre video. And taking into consideration that this video was meant to be out a couple of days later when it actually came out a week later. Even though he probably filmed both parts at the same but he probably thought that splitting it in two would make more money and video views. We can hereby conclude that he's a bloody idiot, if you didn't already know that.

Lets get to the actual video, its okay but you can tell he's starved for ideas since most of his jokes were lackluster. He also hammers in the "Spoony" character like its fucking comedic gold, that and he acts like that is him. His ego, drink and probably drug problems shine through as you can clearly see him acting like a complete retard while retaining a shred of dignity, if at all. And what the hell am I even saying, the video's bad and what more can I really say? You want a well thought out analysis of everything he said, go ask Linkara or one of his dick sucking fanboys. I'm outta here.

Counter Monkey – They Duel. That’s What They Do.

"Dueling, that's what they do, they duel, dueling..."

I really don't know what to say other than that, mainly because he repeated that line about ten times in the video. He's basically complaining that a guy owned him during a game of whatever, and he yaps about Japan and samurai's for some reason. He really doesn't even make much sense because he repeats himself so much and it's hard to watch never mind use as background noise. Useless, don't even bother watching it unless you've got a hard on for Spoony related content.  

Counter Monkey – The Dirtiest Book in the Game

Well it looks like the monkey has struck again, and this time with more childishness than ever. He's checking out "The Book of Erotic Fantasy", and that's pretty much all you need to know. He basically goes through most of the book while laughing at stupid stuff like a schoolgirl, though he does do the book justice in some parts of the video but most of them are lost since it gets lost in his nonsensical ramblings. To make it even worse it's split into two parts so you better use it as background noise because it'll be hard to watch it. And apparently his waifu was behind the camera the whole time and didn't' even make a peep, whatever we all know she's using him for the money.

Just look at this choad...

So what's the verdict on the snore fest, if you haven't already watched it that is. It's bad, just stay away until he actually puts out a video that isn't over an hour of pure unedited video, but then again that's just how lazy he really is. And he also disabled comments for the unseen future, he probably believes that if he can't see the criticism then it doesn't exist. What an asshole, but luckily his Patreon is dropping so hopefully that should whip him into shape, though probably not.

Final Fantasy XIII – Part 1 (Commentary)

Dear god is this guy an idiot, he still acts like a moron while talking about the game like some delusional retard who actually believes the wrong he is saying. I mean seriously he has a major problem, is this also what he will be putting up for updates because this only takes as much effort as long as he records his voice. He again calls it the worst game he has ever played...... then he must have played only a few games because this is actually a good game and if he wants to understand pain then let him play The Last Remnant and then he can come back and see which is worse.

Stupid Fucking Game

Spoony nitpicks at everything again like the spas he is, he says "all these words are very alien to me" and that he doesn't understand what is going on and that's the games main fault that it can't tell a story properly. That's really stupid to say as your meant to reach the end and then you'll understand what is going on, also your obviously alien to these new words because you've only started playing it retard. You could do this to any game and be like what's reach, what's the covenant...... grrr why doesn't this game spell out everything when they bring it up and spoon feed me. He insists that you always need the new guy character who is new to all of this to give exposition, if they did it like that then that would be poor storytelling because why explain it when you can think about it for yourself which allows you to engage yourself with the game. 

The info is in the datalogs just like Mass Effect where you can read about background culture and lore for stuff they mention in the games for stuff they do and don't explain because you know that's how you do it and not what this idiot expects. Spoony again complains about the gravcon and says "I didn't notice it was broken and she only tried it twice and gave up"......... she gave up because it was broken you moron. Why can't he see what is is front of his eyes, it also explains that it broke in the datalogs. I'll just mention this last thing as alot of which he complains I already covered in my criticism of his review over a year ago which you can find here.

The worst thing is he complained about is the music, he says why doesn't the music in the game reflect instruments that they would use in their own world...... who the fuck complains about something as pointless as this. I mean really at this stage he's just making an idiot of himself even more than last time, do we also have to see these instruments being played in this verse now just to let us know they exist. That just really pissed me off and to make it worse he says "I don't even know if im making sense" and there you have it, that pretty much sums up his entire review of the game. He himself doesn't know what he is saying because he isn't making any sense and what he say's isn't true.

Video Link

http://spoonyexperiment.com/commentaries/final-fantasy-xiii-part-1-commentary/