B-Fest 2015 Reviews (Part 2) - Metalstorm: The Destruction of Jared-Syn

Spoony looks like he's on dope, his eye movements are so sluggish that me must be either drugged on drunk. Probably both considering this is Spoony, he probably snorts coke off his dogs ass for all we know. But anyway let's get to the actual video, which is awesome by the way. Even though he nitpicks and rants about steaming goo, it's still Spoony doing what he does best. I wish he did more video's like this, it's much more refreshing than anything he or anyone else on TGWTG has done in a while. And to make it even better, Miles is here. When spoony recreates the speeder bike scene you can tell his brother isn't having any of it. The look on his face is worth the price of admission alone, if you payed to watch this that is.

The video is great and has lots of nice references throughout the video, the only downside is that he took so long to release the video and doesn't give a shit about his fans other than when he needs his drug money. Anyway, what did you think about the video.

B Fest 2015 Reviews (Part 1) - Creature With the Atom Brain

Five seconds in and they are talking about his dog pissing itself, an obvious reference to his actual internet career. Then we're off to him making terrible puns on what the "B" in B-Fest stands for, he goes for a shitty bees reference because that's comedic gold.

This is far different from his usual B-Fest video, as this time it seems that he's actually put lot's of effort into it. It's not just vlog this time, it's vlog with segments from the movie thrown in. It's actually very refreshing to see him do this, though that's not to say that some would rather prefer to see the video with the movie clips. He also thinks the Terminator has take stuff from this movie, because some guy kills people in a police station. Yeah, I see that he's still drinking mountain dew and eating doritos. Maybe that's why he's saying something that is really stupid, I'd make a reference but I doubt you want a political one. Though he actually seems kinda competent when getting his points across, when he isn't interrupting Miles that is. And he does his usual Jew antics by splitting the video into two parts, I'm guessing part two will be uploaded by the time we're all old men. Though all of Spoony's fanbase that are left are either die-hard fans, neckbeards, or just people with a casual interest.

Also notice how he hasn't even updated his patreon page in a while, though you can bet your ass that he still collects that paycheck at the end of every month. Anyway the video was better than his average shlock, but let's all not let up on his shitty release schedule. Which is every time there's a blue moon...

Massacre at Central High (Part 2)

After the last good video Spoony One, he once again disappoints us with a mediocre video. And taking into consideration that this video was meant to be out a couple of days later when it actually came out a week later. Even though he probably filmed both parts at the same but he probably thought that splitting it in two would make more money and video views. We can hereby conclude that he's a bloody idiot, if you didn't already know that.

Lets get to the actual video, its okay but you can tell he's starved for ideas since most of his jokes were lackluster. He also hammers in the "Spoony" character like its fucking comedic gold, that and he acts like that is him. His ego, drink and probably drug problems shine through as you can clearly see him acting like a complete retard while retaining a shred of dignity, if at all. And what the hell am I even saying, the video's bad and what more can I really say? You want a well thought out analysis of everything he said, go ask Linkara or one of his dick sucking fanboys. I'm outta here.

Counter Monkey – They Duel. That’s What They Do.

"Dueling, that's what they do, they duel, dueling..."

I really don't know what to say other than that, mainly because he repeated that line about ten times in the video. He's basically complaining that a guy owned him during a game of whatever, and he yaps about Japan and samurai's for some reason. He really doesn't even make much sense because he repeats himself so much and it's hard to watch never mind use as background noise. Useless, don't even bother watching it unless you've got a hard on for Spoony related content.  

Counter Monkey – The Dirtiest Book in the Game

Well it looks like the monkey has struck again, and this time with more childishness than ever. He's checking out "The Book of Erotic Fantasy", and that's pretty much all you need to know. He basically goes through most of the book while laughing at stupid stuff like a schoolgirl, though he does do the book justice in some parts of the video but most of them are lost since it gets lost in his nonsensical ramblings. To make it even worse it's split into two parts so you better use it as background noise because it'll be hard to watch it. And apparently his waifu was behind the camera the whole time and didn't' even make a peep, whatever we all know she's using him for the money.

Just look at this choad...

So what's the verdict on the snore fest, if you haven't already watched it that is. It's bad, just stay away until he actually puts out a video that isn't over an hour of pure unedited video, but then again that's just how lazy he really is. And he also disabled comments for the unseen future, he probably believes that if he can't see the criticism then it doesn't exist. What an asshole, but luckily his Patreon is dropping so hopefully that should whip him into shape, though probably not.

Wrestle! Wrestle! Hell in a Cell 2014

I really took me a while to make a post about this video, it mostly because I don't care about the Spoony One anymore. He's just so darn lazy that there's not much point complain about him because he has an Army of basement dwellers that will defend him. With that out of the way lets get to the video.

What we have here is a man or rather man-child that is obsessed with wrestling. To the point that he cant see that it's just a piece of entertainment. Wrestling isn't meant to have a meaning or some deep symbolism behind it, it's just people beating up each other for our enjoyment. That's what it is, but Spoony is taking it way too seriously, like he's got something to prove. Why else would he be so nitpicky, or is he just trying trying to tell everyone that he "knows stuff" . But if this were the case wouldn't he put effort into his wrestling video's? But no, we just get some washed up has been going insane because he hasn't been taking his meds, or is this what he's like when he had taken them. Anyway, this has gone on long enough and you pretty much guess that Spoony is a lost cause.

And this video probably was the one he mentioned in his last video. It's just getting sad now, have a nice day everyone.

Spoony: The Motion Picture?

Spoony counting how many different fluffer jobs he has.

I can't believe this, he reached the movie goal. Not only are the guys over at Paetron idiots, they are fucking retarded to be giving some ADHD spastic 5K a fucking month. But enough of that he was a movie to make which will probably come out sometime in the Year 40K where Spoony will be a God encased in Gold worshiped by all. Wait that's War hammer 40K, anyway never mind he's just gonna use this to push back his video's even more. Pathetic...


Apparently he has a lot of footage but hasn't had time to edit it, he's lying out of his ass as usual because he's a coward and he can't face the truth that he's a lazy bastard. He wants to do more counter monkey's and wrestling video's even though it's only him in front of a camera, that literally takes no effort. He say's he been looking for an editor to edit his footage for him and that's what is keeping him back but he has other priorities which basically mean's he's jacking off to Chinese cartoon's all day. That or being pummeled by two 10 foot black guys with 2 meter wieners, we all know it's true that his real job is a fluffer.

He's going through this entire thing like he's holding himself together with medication, what other reason is there for him being so calm in his recent video's. He said "April say's he's a control freak when it comes to editing", but we all know he's a control freak all the time. Card's against Humanity, I can't believe he brought this up, he say's he's recorded hours of footage but he needs to cut it down to a watchable length. He doesn't have a job so what the hell is he doing all day, being strangled in the shower by April?

He said he's gonna have a video up by Halloween but only time will tell if he actually does it, but we all know the end result will be this:

Anyway, let's get away from that bizarre creation and take a gander at the comments section on his website instead of YouTube because he banned comments on this video on YouTube.

Can you believe in this?

Yeah, like we'll ever since the movie in our lifetime.

But don't you remember? It's in the render queue.

And I put more effort into this post than Spoony has on any of his video's this year, and I'm not even being payed for it. This guy is as trustworthy as a Japanese Otaku, but will shit all over you but only one will not steal your change.

What you didn't know about Spoony

Ewww, Spoony chugged some of Linkara's magical elixir

Welcome one and all to the internet freak show that is the Spoony One aka Noah Antwiler. Here you will find some facts that you may or may not know about him, so bring on the monkeys.

• He is / may be a Jew due to the fact he has a large nose
• He started Patreon to pay for his Animu girlfriends hair dye
• During a game of truth or dare he was dared to blow Linkara, suffice to say he lost.
• He got his brother to point his police issued gun at a fan at his old house
• Nostalgia Critic was considering to let Spoony back on TGWTG because he thought he would commit suicide like Jew Wario
• Spoony's ex screwed a bunch of fans at a convention 
• Has Type 2 Bi-polar takes medicine to cope
• April was rumored to be fucking a black dude
• Was nearly sent to rehab after overdosing on medication
• Was nearly murdered in 2004 due to gambling debts
• Is a poser
• Doesn't know shit about video games
• He is not funny
• Killed a friend by making him eat pizza that was behind a toilet for 3 months, yes this actually happened and he admitted it during a counter monkey

Now you sort out the facts between the fiction, have fun.

Spoony One's Patreon Account

Support his Patreon, yeah right, the only thing I'd support right now is a Space Marine or a Super Mutant giving Spoony the fisting he deserves. But that's not what I'm here to talk about, I'm here to mention all those retards that are giving him 4,000 dollars plus every month! Even though the point of his Patreon was for him to make better videos and to actually put effort into them since he's getting payed. But he just sits there giving everyone the finger but all those idiots keep giving him money, and what's even sadder is that his Patreon money has went up an extra 66 dollars since the start of this month.

For his stupid big trouble in little china video he spent a ton of money buying an old computer and the game, and god knows what other crap he spent his money on instead of the show, probably a bunch of used sex toys that he shoves in his ass. And another matter I would like to address is his stupid wrestling video's, who the hell cares about his opinion, it's like watching Pat the Nes punks wrestling videos. Just stop with the shit and give us something worth a damn!

Big Trouble in Little China (Commodore 64) Review

Well it's almost been a month since his last video, and no, Wrestle Wrestle and the Nostalgia critic episode don't count since they require little effort. And what did he decide to "review", Big Trouble in Little China for the Commodore 64, seriously why does he even bother to do anything when he does video's on the most mundane stuff.

He starts out the video with a painful sketch like all TGWTG video's, seriously it's like watching amateur hour at your local comedy club, except this time it ain't funny. It features Insano and what appears to be Spoonys fluffer talking about what happened to Spoony, they mention a Mako (pronounced Ma-Ko and not may-ko, faggot wapanese fanboy) explosion and my eyes begin to role because you know video game reference. After that opening sequence Spoony begins to riff the opening of the movie the game is based on, he mostly says a load of crap thinking he sounds smart but he does say one thing of major importance. He says that Final Fantasy 13-2 is in the "render queue", I'm pretty sure that porn video of spoony getting ass raped by Space Marines from Warhammer 40k is also in that render queue.

April-chan is not amused

After that he starts talking about the movie and the lengths he went to get a working Commodore 64 from Germany, because Spoony loves his German scat, what didn't you know he loves it when his fans and April all take a dump on his chest, all at the same time! Anyway, I'm pretty sure that his Paetron money payed for all Commodore 64 crap he bought, that and April's hair dye. As usual it takes him seven and a half miniutes til he actually talks about the game, and boy is the rest of the video as painful as Spoony One's tantrums.

What the hell am I looking at?

He seriously goes through the game like he's the Angry Video Game Nerd, while randomly cutting to clips from the movie to keep you entertained, but even those can't save this video. It's like watching the early days of the Irate Gamer, except it's worse because remember this is the Spoony One, aka Noah "cumdumpster" Antwiler. He get's so desperate he resorts to playing the Gangnam style music to his low pan style, "insert angry comment here".

Yeah, I bet this is what fucks him at night

And after all that he ends the video parodying the end of the movie and a headless appears holding a highlander game, oh god, it better not be another Commodore 64 game because I don't want to watch another AVGN rip off video. But remember this is Spoony, so he's always gonna do something stupid, like threaten someone with rape, who said that?

Better yet, shove that rope up his ass

Spoony can read alright, but he needs giant font because he's bipolar

Don't we all just love that anime troll

That's all I got......for now!

Spoony One Failed to get FF13 Part 6 Done by New Years

It's just sad at this point, I mean really he can't even manage to get the review out after this supposedly 16 hours he put into editing the video. Last time he said he was working for 16 hours so why is it the same number again or is he just making shit up trying to fool us into thinking he is putting effort into his videos. The last review was a months old video he forgot to upload in October and we know this because he teased us it then as if it was finished during October.

Other than to inform you spoony didn't make it here is a bunch of junk from spoony's twitter that you may want to see. You may also have noticed that spoony has changed his twitter avatar again. It also seems that some asshole on something awful starting talking about this blog as im getting alot of traffic coming from there but I can't even see what they are saying because it's behind a pay wall.

Twitter Update
Spoony has been lashing out on his twitter like an idiot attacking games and people alike,  he doesn't like Halo which makes him the biggest idiot of all time unless he's talking about Halo 4 then I can agree.

Spoony mentions a Youtuber and started to badmouth him but then he took notice and striked back.

Spoony missed midnight and got owned.

Spoony missed the new years deadline but said he was sorry....... awwww yes pity him.

Spoony got owned..... again and tweets from Gel Boar assaulting the idiot himself.

The idiot has started making excuses that after effects has stopped working, so he wasn't anywhere near finishing the video.

He has got to be the biggest idiot on the planet, he thought that Dubai was in India......... exactly.