Noah Antwiler: Depression Quest

It's been more or less confirmed by April that Spoony is suffering from depression, which has led to him quitting videos and Twitter. He basically spends his days playing video games and browsing the internet. He rues the fact that he never rose to become a TV star, but he probably still thinks in the back of his mind he'll make it some day - but he'll start tomorrow. Or next week - already had most of the week off, might as well wait till Monday right? And then it happens again and again. And that is the cycle of Spoony nowadays.

Unfortunately he's collecting $1300 a month just to exist from his incredibly autistic and socially retarded Patreons, which just makes him even more pathetic. I'd pity him if he wasn't such a cunt to anyone who tried to help him in the past. Now I just think the best thing is to simply forget him. You know, just move on with our lives and focus on something else. Well, maybe.  

Though it's kinda hard to move on when you have ebin meltdowns like this on twitter, so I guess there's something to look forward to. 

Also I'm genuinely curious what sort of job Spoony could even get these days if, hypothetically, he decided to quit the whole internet reviewer thing. It's a problem that isn't entirely unique to Spoony; z-list internet celebrity 'content creators' generally have an excessively grandiose view of themselves and their work that wont really translate into a different career when the Patreon scam/ad revenue bubble bursts. For Spoony it's even worse though. His very public health issues and mental meltdown, egomania, inability to take even constructive criticism, (public!) bdsm/rape jokes about a coworker that can charitably be called ill-conceived, and generally poor work ethic all conspire to make him a very poor prospect for even minimum wage jobs. I wouldn't trust him to show up consistently for work at McDonalds. If he had a better work ethic, maybe writing rpg content could be an option perhaps.

So your probably asking yourself what does Spoony do all the time if he hasn't posted on Twitter for a month, I'll tell you: Jack shit! No honestly I think he's just sitting there on his ass taking a paycheck like a whore eats dollar bills. 


http://steamcommunity.com/id/thespoonyone/ I wouldn't be surprised if he just didn't even announce his retirement, and just decided to slowly fall into obscurity by just not even doing anything anymore. It's probably more cut and dry. Yes he's racked with shame and it's taken away his drive to do anything. I think he should stop taking his meds. Though that might make him worse. I'm pretty sure he's taking erectile dysfunction meds,  he does look like the type that suffers from it.  


We all know it's April playing Skyrim and not Spoony. 

I mean what the fuck happened to him? Remember the good old days before he became a complete asshole? Yeah, I do. 

For all we know he's retired off screen because he can't handle it anymore. Maybe one day he'll be walking Oreo and a will bump into a fan, the fan will ask if he's doing any more videos and Spoony just comes out and tells him "Oh, I'm not doing that anymore, I got an actual job now". That job being a moocher. Heck, maybe he does feel remorse, but the shame is SO big that he can't even make himself ask for forgiveness?

Also, I do recall Spoony mentioning that he wanted to use the whole reviewer thing as a stepping stone for "bigger, better things"

But there's always a reason, he may be telling us something with the last video he put up. I think he's getting cucked and it's ruined him. How can you air that out, impossible for someone like him. So he's bottled it up and it killed off any urge to do the only thing he can do, make videos.  It's not only a means to make money, it's literally his hobby. What would drive someone to throw 1k away when all you have to do is make a video about stuff you like every so often?  Apathy from an emotionally distraught state of mind. Which might be at the root of his problem. Really makes you think.

Source: My ass

Atop the Fourth Wall: The Movie

While not entirely Angry (Unlimited Peso's) Joe or Spoony (Noah the Jew) One or even Cinema (Bald Bastard) Snob related, I had to make a post about it because apparently people think it's worth talking about. Yes the retard himself (Linkara) actually went to the effort of making a shitty movie, and boy oh boy did he use that 60 thousand dollars wrong. I also haven't actually seen the movie since I'm not stupid enough to actually watch more than 10 seconds at a time, sorry DHI.

But at least we got this funny image, right?  Anyway this movie is the perfect example of how not to be Linkara, for 60k multiple movies could have been made on a shoestring budget and probably returned some money if done properly. Heck, I could have made a professional movie with high production values with that amount of money, it wouldn't be a le ebin science fiction epik but it would be better than this crap fest.

Get a load of this autistic faggot defending himself like the nasty cock slut he is.

Oh and I'm waiting for the inevitable time Linkara comes here to defend himself, because we all know he's the type of person who googles himself. And you know what I think about this entire "movie"?

Word to the wise. 

And at the end of the day who the fuck seriously cares about any of this? I have hard enough of a time giving a shit about anyone of these internet nobodies, and anybody who actually watched the entire thing might as well be a nasty cock slut themselves. Whatever, I'm out of here. Now get the fuck off my site you nasty cock slut.

Counter Monkey – What’s an Anti-Paladin?

Ahhhh, god fucking damn it, why the hell does he keep doing these. I literally have no clue what the hell he's talking about, it's like totally random, I bet you he's making this up all on the spot after taking a look at the book. Well, that's what you would think if you couldn't make sense of Spoony's rambling. But if you are insane like me, then you'd understand that Spoony does know what he's talking about. Wut? What insanity is this? Complementing Noah the Jew himself? Yes, but whatever it's just another Counter Monkey video and you know what to expect based on the title of the video. Watch or don't watch, and be sure to make sure Spoony hears all your problems on his Twitter or his Patreon account. Whatever, I'm out of here, later.

Massacre at Central High (Part 2)

After the last good video Spoony One, he once again disappoints us with a mediocre video. And taking into consideration that this video was meant to be out a couple of days later when it actually came out a week later. Even though he probably filmed both parts at the same but he probably thought that splitting it in two would make more money and video views. We can hereby conclude that he's a bloody idiot, if you didn't already know that.

Lets get to the actual video, its okay but you can tell he's starved for ideas since most of his jokes were lackluster. He also hammers in the "Spoony" character like its fucking comedic gold, that and he acts like that is him. His ego, drink and probably drug problems shine through as you can clearly see him acting like a complete retard while retaining a shred of dignity, if at all. And what the hell am I even saying, the video's bad and what more can I really say? You want a well thought out analysis of everything he said, go ask Linkara or one of his dick sucking fanboys. I'm outta here.

Black Hole of Board Games – Power Slam VCR Wrestling

Wait, what, Spoony One released a new video! Oh wait it's a shitty black hole of board games video and it's about a wrestling one, oh joy. It's time again for another rambling shit storm that he calls a video, and out of all the board games he could have chosen he picked a subject he has already covered, why couldn't he have chosen the Star Trek or the Wayne's World VCR game. They are much better material to work with and probably would have been funny video's if he chose them but no he had to go for the mundane and idiotic.

April-chan is not amused.

He starts off the video in his own little world where his script becomes reality, in layman's terms, amateur hour. Oh and April appears because she's a part of the "show" now, that and it gives the fan boys another thing to fap over besides Spoony. After the opening part he then plays the intro with updated clips which is more entertaining than this entire video, it takes him a minute and a half to actually start talking about the game. The rest of the video is him explaining how the game works and making rather shitty jokes, this video may not be the best but it's far better than those stupid counter monkey videos. And for some reason he's now watermarking his video's with his website link for some reason, probably trying to avoid copyright strikes or something like that. He does get hung up on the pronunciation of suplex which the announcer was saying as su-play because old people are stupid like that, boy does he like to rant because that's what he thinks his fanbase wants.

Though there is one thing that he does right and that's the appearance of the Wyatt family from wrestling fame, this is the kind of stuff he should be doing and not messing the fanbase around. I mean what's wrong with a medieval knight holding him hostage to make him do a counter monkey, you know tying in the very thing you are reviewing into your video. Anyway time for some glorious YouTube comments:

That's probably because she is.

You see I'm not the only one who wants him to do a video on the Star Trek tape.

Exactly

I know, the lazy bastard!

I wonder what the hell he's gonna review next, it better not be another wrestling vcr game because he's taking forever making a video for Final Fantasy 13-2.

Spoony One Failed to get FF13 Part 6 Done by New Years

It's just sad at this point, I mean really he can't even manage to get the review out after this supposedly 16 hours he put into editing the video. Last time he said he was working for 16 hours so why is it the same number again or is he just making shit up trying to fool us into thinking he is putting effort into his videos. The last review was a months old video he forgot to upload in October and we know this because he teased us it then as if it was finished during October.

Other than to inform you spoony didn't make it here is a bunch of junk from spoony's twitter that you may want to see. You may also have noticed that spoony has changed his twitter avatar again. It also seems that some asshole on something awful starting talking about this blog as im getting alot of traffic coming from there but I can't even see what they are saying because it's behind a pay wall.

Twitter Update
Spoony has been lashing out on his twitter like an idiot attacking games and people alike,  he doesn't like Halo which makes him the biggest idiot of all time unless he's talking about Halo 4 then I can agree.

Spoony mentions a Youtuber and started to badmouth him but then he took notice and striked back.

Spoony missed midnight and got owned.

Spoony missed the new years deadline but said he was sorry....... awwww yes pity him.

Spoony got owned..... again and tweets from Gel Boar assaulting the idiot himself.

The idiot has started making excuses that after effects has stopped working, so he wasn't anywhere near finishing the video.

He has got to be the biggest idiot on the planet, he thought that Dubai was in India......... exactly.

Black Hole of Board Games – Justin Bieber: Always Be Mine

Well this was quick since his last but it's just them playing the game for 1 hour 30 minutes, didn't even bother to watch it as it would have been boring so I'll just update you on what's been happening on spoony's twitter. Before that brad jones aka Cinema snob and his friend brian was also in this video so yay I guess, spoony put in the description that this and I quote.

"Technically, this is an unofficial, out-of-continuity episode of the series, as this particular fan donation does not come with a video of any sort!"

Yes because we are all so interested in this barley evident corrupted video Burton storyline spoony and yes he also said continuity....... dear lord. He will probably never get around to any of the board games that make up his intro, he's a lazy bum. Also just because the song in the intro has the lyrics black hole means he can use it. Spoony tried to upload to youtube but got slammed with tons of copyright even for his older videos, now he can't even upload videos more than 15 minutes long. Youtube sucks now.

Video Link

http://spoonyexperiment.com/2013/10/07/black-hole-board-games-justin-bieber-always-mine/

Twitter Updates

As you may know spoony is sick, he has bronchitis and has been coughing up a new colour he has called phlorange. Because of this he is angry and has been an ass on his twitter to his fans like usual, anything but Spoony One our god can't be sick. Quickly now everyone get money together to pay for his obamacare medical bills.

He got angry and somebody said this and Like he needs an excuse...... why is he always a dick head.

What the hell is wrong with him.

Spoony tweets about games being sold on other website such as good old games, I hate those guys.

He has also been ranting on Final Fantasy 13 again, doesn't the moron ever quit.  He say's the the games datalog isn't even referenced ingame..... sigh because just name me a game that references the encyclopaedia if it has one because Mass Effect doesn't and why would it be mentioned ingame. It's for the player and not the games characters you idiot.

Scary fan art incoming, damn im gonna have nightmares later on. Dear god the face, we all know he bleeds his dogs ass anyhow, what you all were thinking it.

Ugh spoony and his gay faggot face, now there's two gay faggots in this picture.

And now we all can see from where spoony got his nickname from.

Spoony got owned so hard on twitter the other day, just read this. Spoony's response was a bit harsh pulling a poor card, so what does the shit head look down on people less off. Him and his fancy lifestyle living off internet ad revenue in his middle class home, does any of his revenue go to tax the cheap bastard.

And the last one, didn't know spoony was into that sort of thing. Bestiality and all.