Minority Report: Everybody Runs

Well this was a surprise, the video starts off with a corrupted intro. Oh no story arch incoming, the intro is also his old intro so um...... yay I guess. He then starts to explain that he originally meant to review the game 5 years ago but the video footage got corrupted, so he then didn't bother to retake the footage even though he probably used a script and im guessing already captured the game play unless that magically got corrupted as well. He also say's that he even showed the game before but since what happened he just put it off until now, 5 years is a really long time and I even remember him teasing us for a review all those years ago.

But suddenly something happens, oh no I fear for his life

What have you done Burton, you have changed the space time continuum

Notice the posters changing, you should get a chuckle out of that. He seems to pick at the game and movie alot including the precogs and precrime in general. He just loves to nitpick doesn't he, he also points out that your ingame character looks nothing like Tom Cruise and is voiced by Clancy brown. He inserts a clip of Starship Troopers with Clancy brown in it which was good to see but he doesn't like the movie which annoys me as it's one of the best war movies ever made. Angry Joe also makes an appearance in the game, yea hurry up and upload the rest of your E3 video's you jackass. He's probably gonna filter the video's out over a while so he can get more views and make you watch the video's you don't want to. Sorry but that's another story.

Ah your hideous, your so ugly even your momma don't love you

The rag doll physics look good in this game and spoony does indeed have fun with it, he starts to throw people through everything that he can see. Off ledges, through glass and much more. Spoony picks at the story as you are already killing people by throwing people off buildings and killing them but it's a game dumb ass. He then play's the song I Believe I Can Fly over him playing the game and getting red balls thrown at him by the ball wrangler. I didn't find this bit funny at all, it was just stupid and annoying. Spoony also unnecessary references linkara with it's a crack baby showing a Mr T comic pic, really nobody cares about linkara and Mr T so stop talking about the special card you got with the comic you smug bastard.

He sits atop a throne of lies

After the end of the game he starts talking about the movie and that when he went back to precrime that he was inserted into the prison. He also say's that this is backup up by the ending being too good and chummy with everything working out. This is the same as total recall but he doesn't say this even though both are based on books written by Philip K. Dick, did he even research the game/movie at all. Well I guess I'll just add that into his list of research failures. Anyhow the video was ok, it had some funny moments but overall it was average at best.

Video Links
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pk6OWFi9__U
http://spoonyexperiment.com/2013/06/10/minority-report-everybody-runs/

Lets check out some YouTube Comments

I tend to disagree

Why didn't Spoony One point this out, even I noticed that

Yea idiot he has been doing that for some time now, it's nothing new

Speaks for itself

Im with this guy

I guess Miles enjoyed hitting him with those balls then, watch out he might kill someone again

Other Updates on Spoony Experiment
Just watch and see how bad Spoony One is at socializing, also to see how big of an idiot he is.
After Earth – The Aftermath

Final Fantasy XIII Review (Part 4)

Oh yea it's here, the next part to his review. Didn't take him 4 months this time which is a major plus, it arrived way sooner than I expected. He has also been having problems editing the video's as he has experienced crashes and programs not working when he needs them to, I can understand that and know what it's like. Good to see that Spoony one puts his video's on YouTube as most internet reviews don't only keeping them on blip to maximize profits, the video also lasts 34 minutes long so your in for a treat.

Anyway he stars off the review by talking about the Crystarium in the game which is the leveling up system. He say's that it's basically holding down a button which it kinda is, he say's that leveling up is meant to be the best part of RPG's seeing where you can improve your character and what new skills you can learn but with this game you just hold A. I agree with him here as that's what it is, he compares it to a corridor as there is only one way forward.

Later on in the game you can make whatever character whichever role but there isn't any point that far into the game as everyone is already specialized and making them something else is just a complete waste of time. Spoony one also mentions this and he's right, he spends about 8 minutes talking about this overall. He then goes back to the story and the gang have arrived at hopes house.

He points out that this plan is stupid since it's the obvious place that they will look for them as they can guess Google his name but hope had to tell his father about what happened to his mother which he doesn't mention, did he even play the game. Guess what happens next, the bad guys surround the house. Snow goes out to talk to them and Spoony cuts to black making it seem that they killed him, that was funny but he didn't have to add credits in making it seem like the end of the game as that and the music playing kinda spoiled what he did.

Snow try's to talk them down and convince the soldiers but Spoony points out that he has been killing their friends who have just been doing their job while also they have not been winning the hearts and minds of the people. He cuts to the clip where snow shouts "I am here to kill you all" to a bunch of civilians. I agree as how about I slaughter someones family and then shout PEACE Boss Nass style, see what I mean.

Sawyer from lost arrives, drops a smoke grenade and the gang escapes to safety, um yay.

A ride for a ride

Spoony then starts to complain about what exactly are you picking up and mixing into your weapons to make them better. He then starts to look at a bunch of different items that you collect making fun of the game, he say's that if he has a banana filled with hobo cum it can make a weapon better. The items in the game aren't far off, murky ooze, strange fluid, tear of frustration, I mean seriously what the hell are these. Can you pick up shit and somehow make your weapon better or will it just stain the blade. Spoony makes a Ring Terror's Realm joke in here saying that is dallad jelly, nice reference.

He then starts to attack the game on how you level up your weapons, he say's that he just doesn't get it saying that the xp boost changes from weapon to weapon acting like it shouldn't. Did he even play the game because you use the wild parts to gain xp boosts while the mechanical items give massive exp gains, you learn this while playing the game but he didn't and never mentioned what I just did. Research failure and I learned that from playing the game which it seems he didn't. He also points out that you level the shit out of a weapon but get new ones and you just throw them away since what you already have is better than the new one you picked up so what's the point. Works both way's as the new ones can go further than the old ones but he does have a point.

He then goes on to do a sketch with doctor insano pocking fun at the game about how you make your weapons better, it was funny but it when on far too long. That's nasty, just look at the gun blade.

Sazh and Vanille are at Nautilus the City of Dreams which is comparable to Golden Saucer from FF7, he points out that there is nothing to do while in Chrono Trigger there are a ton of fun tasks. He say's that they add a casino into FF13-2 but thy manage to fuck that up as well, they really do as I have played the second game and Serendipity really sucks. Not fun at all especially with Antonio Banderas esque casino owner..... and that's funny how.

There are chocobo's but no chocobo racing, what gives.

Spoony one say's that there is a man walking about an amusement park hitting on young girls, he then say's that he's just saying. We all know those black guys, haven't you saw Okinawa. He's referring to Sazh by the way. Sazh pretends to shoot himself and vanille gets captured, they don't even see if he actually did which Spoony points out. He also starts on the robe as they bring those back, remember his childish rage in the previous videos, yea he does that again.

Meanwhile Sazh in Carbonite

Sazh also got his own Eidolon which turns into a car, just go with it. Spoony say's that it ain't two chicks who turn into a motorcycle whom you ride upon, japan and their weird sexual innuendo's. Why not have the main characters race against each other like wacky racers, that would be less stupid than the Eidolon's designs in the game. Spoony also talks about sazh's guns as in battle they turn into a shotgun and he just wonders how that even works.

The next part of the game is back with the other group of characters who are now going to rescue their captive friends. They land on the ship and are discovered, the sanctum send out troops to stop them and three guys appear to fight you. Spoony one points this out and is this seriously all they sent out to stop you, the enemy change throughout color codes such as red, green, blue and whatever. Spoony say's and you though the US terror alert system was confusing.

Oh, political jokes my favorite

Nabaat is confused on what alert they are on and spoony cuts to a red dwarf clip, red dwarf sucks by the way. Tried to watch it and it just wasn't funny, nabatt then say's make it rain when they detect the intruders and Spoony cuts to himself saying make it rain with a dollar system around him while throwing money up in the air. That bit was really funny, let me guess that's all the money he got from ad revenues.

Lighting and the gang make it to Barthandelus, he starts talking about about what can mere men do. Spoony inserts clip from Castlevania: Symphony of the Night, see image below. Symphony of the Night is truly an awesome game, I have great memories from playing it as a child but sadly since AVGN reviewed it the price skyrocketed on the internet. Thanks Shithead, now it costs at least £80 to buy it on amazon just because you reviewed it. I mean seriously that's an outrageous price while it's on Xbox live for 800MS Points, I'd still prefer to play the PS1 version though.

Barthandelus then turns into his real form and it turns out that he's a pulling everyone's strings and is a fal'Cie. Spoony then stops playing the game and acts like he won't be reviewing the rest of the game, he said later that he did this in the video to express in real life when he stopped playing the game. Does this mean he will review the rest or just skip onto FF13-2, he also said that for him to review the sequel that he will have to cover the ending of FF13. He'll probably not do a part 5 but just cover the ending in the first part of FF13-2 but who the hell knows when that will be.

This picture alone could stop you playing the game, what the hell am I looking at

He then tells the games creators to basically go fuck themselves for making these games for the rest of the video before cutting to review scores of the game. From what he shows the scores were mostly high with 9/10's from various game critic websites. Before I continue let me point out that Sean Fausz again collected "additional gameplay footage" but im just guessing that he was the one who really played the game. I have pointed out several bits where it seemed that Spoony did not play the game or was he just being an idiot and not paying attention while playing.

That fat bastard again

This game may not be perfect but it still doesn't call for the rage that Spoony one has thrown at it, if you didn't like it then fair enough. I have played it myself and I did enjoy it, im not a fanboy or anything like that and the game does have some flaws or it could have improved in certain areas. I say the game deserves a 8.5/10 and that's a fair score, I really liked it. Spoony one acts like it's trash but it's really not, it's a good game so I say give it a try and even if you don't like it then at least finish playing the game and make up your mind when you reach the end.

Spoony one really attacked the game for being too linear but I didn't have a problem with that, they have a story to tell and it's just a different narrative that they took for the player to experience. I have mentioned this before and just because it's linear doesn't necessarily mean that it's a bad thing. Spoony one shows what the a producer of the game said and what he say's is right. There is no right or wrong in which way they went about doing the story as it's what they wanted, it may not be what you want as it's not about that.

They have a story to tell and that's how it is, how about in mass effect if they didn't force you to do the Eden prime mission first but free roam around the galaxy for a few hours before starting the first story mission. Did people complain there, NO! they only complain here mostly because it's not a "Western" RPG. I mean seriously who cares who makes the games as long as they are good and worth your time, people always bring this up. Im not just defending them just because but I am making a real point which people seem to have a problem with, people did this with binary domain always bringing up where the game came from and called it a Gears of War rip off. It's not and I don't see why people would say that, because it's a third person cover shooter. You do know there were third person cover shooter games before Gears of War, Gears of War 3 sucks by the way. Got a little of topic but sadly this is the end of the video, here's spoony's final words. If you actually play the game you will know that it doesn't suck, thanks Spoony for not giving it a chance.

 Thanks for our patience in between fours months where there was no video..... asshole

Well this has been a journey, waiting for his video's to come out and myself giving feedback to the said video's. These posts did not take my minutes to create as I have spent hours on each giving you my thoughts and that's what it takes. Overall this was a funny entertaining review, it had it's faults but also it's moments. I really can't wait for when he reviews the sequel as I want to hear what he has to say, if you haven't checked out the video then please do so and thank you for reading.

Video Link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgWyMvfo_p8
http://spoonyexperiment.com/2013/05/16/final-fantasy-xiii-review-part-4/

Final Fantasy XIII Review (Part 3)

A great funny video for Spoony One, I had mostly no problems with it overall other than the running time as it could have been a bit longer. It clocks in at 26 minutes which isn't bad but I just feel that if the video was a bit longer it could have been made better.

I notice a new intro in this video, don't like the new or old one. It's just really odd especially when it's fully animated, his dog even appears in the intro so does he think he is Cinema Snob having his cat and getting it to appear and then people are asking for cat appearances. He probably fucks his cat but im guessing Spoony jerks off his dog, you do know they're both like that. And why does he look like shaggy from scooby doo in the intro.

The resemblance is uncanny

Spoony one seems to be real angry at this game, I have played it and at times it can be frustrating but it's not as bad as he lets on. The game is actually good even if it does have a few setbacks, when snow has to tame Shiva sisters he goes on the offensive but your meant to just sit there and take damage from them on sentinel mode. It does not tell you this but how is the player meant to know what to do.

Anger

The main characters in the game are all branded and everyone's  appear in different places on their bodies, he just guesses where it will be on the underage girl (Vanille) and it's on her thigh. Good old Japanese pedophilia, don't they ever learn. Spoony say's that it would appear there or in between her breasts, that's where lightnings appears but Spoony doesn't mention that. Did he even play the game or am I just nitpicking.

The characters in this game are also always talking about there focus and what it could be, they do it so much that Spoony puts it into a few minutes of their dialogues and inserts hope saying you don't know yet throughout it all. It's another funny part of the video so congrats to him there.

When the characters are having a vision of their focus he inserts his own stuff making it blend in which was really funny. He say's that the vision they receive is so clouded that if you someone had a vision of George Lucas that it could mean anything such as beating him with a rubber chicken to covering him with food.

And what the hell is this

He makes a point saying that the bad guys have all this equipment such as jet packs, war machines but cannot take down people with swords that shoot very small different elemental magic missiles. They have all these weapons and they cannot combat them properly, it kinda makes your bad guys seem incompetent but then again if they could kill the characters then there wouldn't be a story.

At the end of the video he put in a clip of sazh telling vanille how about a park date with sazh and then it cuts.  Kinda creepy scene there, wonder where it went from there but you know those black guys, Okinawa and all. He say's that this was only the first 10 hours into the game, yea JRPG's tend to be lengthy level grinding experiences.

Rape Face

Overall this video is funny and enjoyable so go on ahead and watch it, just hope it doesn't take 3 months plus for the next part though. Additional game play footage provided by fat bastard Sean Fausz, just how much of the total footage did Spoony even collect by himself.

Video Links
http://spoonyexperiment.com/2013/04/20/final-fantasy-xiii-review-part-3/

Youtube
http://youtu.be/EYpaqwAfcuc

Spoony One Commits Manslaughter

Was reading a few internet personalities pages on oh internet and stumbled upon the facts section on Spoony's page and found a terrifying fact. Spoony one once potentially committed manslaughter, im not joking check out the link and quote below for yourself. Have no idea if this is true or not but I guess it's worth checking out.

From Oh Internet                                                                                                                 Once potentially committed manslaughter during his time working at Game Crazy by getting a co-worker to eat a 5 week old pizza he found wedged behind the store's toilet as a joke.

Also when will Final Fantasy 13 part 3 be out, I mean come on it's been over two months since the last part. We are all eagerly awaiting it so what gives, Spoony hurry up and chunk out that video because that's what people want to see not your v logs. Just a word on O. J. Simpson, he didn't kill his wife so free him from prison.

Final Fantasy XIII – Part 2

Well a good idea to put up this video for the new year, didn't think he would as it usually takes him a while to do the next part and it was coming up to Christmas so another reason why it could have been put off but it was only 16 days after that first part. This was a good thing so applaud him for that, at least Spoony One doesn't put up random video's in which it takes as long the video is to create it unlike some other person. You can find his video of the first part below and the link to my blog post as well.

Spoony Experiment Video and YouTube Link
http://spoonyexperiment.com/2012/12/15/final-fantasy-xiii-part-1/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTnBzJCzWXQ

Blog Post
http://spoonyonesucks.blogspot.co.uk/2012/12/final-fantasy-xiii-part-1.html

A bit late but better late than never. I do agree on a super powered trench coat being really stupid though as it's just that stupid.

TheXehanorto said

You spent a ton of time analyzing a trenchcoat...A TRENCHCOAT

I also had a problem with Spoony doing this as he went on far to long and should have moved onto the next subject at hand. He seemed to have a real problem with Snow's jacket, he says it a super powered jacket but I don't remember this being mentioned in the game or in the additional text notes. It does say on the wiki though but I always prefer games to mention tech ingame rather than making us read on the internet so you can see why that would make someone angry but it's just one thing and that can't ruin your experience of playing the game. This happens in Halo all the time, like how are the powers ups applied in verse when they are never mentioned ingame so we need an explanation.

He mentions that he punches people and then disintegrate but that's just a game mechanic, do bodies really disappear in verse like in COD and Halo. Is their no graves in Halo after people die, do we just remember air from them as we have no body. Do Spartans jump like they are on the moon in halo verse, no as it's just a game mechanic.

He says what lives here mean what lives in the Gapra Whitewood. Well that's where the Sanctum place all the creatures from pulse and turn them into war machines which is why you fight them there. It says that in the info in the database if he bothered to check and you can kinda tell by yourself by exploring and using your imagination.

Character backgrounds aren't explained because you have to play the game first and you can't spoil everything about them in a datalog. The games reveals more info about everyone piece by piece, it wouldn't be fun if they just explained their motives and intentions. Would you tell other people your intentions and background if you just meet them not long ago, don't think so.

He says that Sazh "just has a bird in his Fro" but it does show you where Sazh gets the chocobo as he buys it from a souvenir shop as a present for his son in a flashback. This really shows a research failure for Spoony or did he not play the game and somebody else gathered the game play footage for him.

Oh sorry about that, I rest my cause

Why is there a bird in Sazh's afro, well the same reason why Ice-T pulls a baseball bat from his afro in
Leprechaun in the Hood.

And yes that does happen

Who actually cares why it lives in his Afro, though this was funny.

Who cares what it's name is but I'll tell you anyway, well for you who don't know and haven't played the sequel, the chocobo in his hair ends up as Chocolina from the second game so I guess that would become it's name and it's a her if you can't tell by a little furry chocobo? Not like anyone cares but this is explained in the DLC "Heads or Tails" for you who haven't played it. So she transforms into some half chicken animal person? I don't get it.

Chicken Chick to Chicken Woman?

I doubt porno's have better structured plot and spoony one knows all about porno's, you know he was going to make his own by chaining up someone and raping them but watch out as Cinema Snob is after spoony since he has a man crush on him which is kinda gay but brad has done late night poker games with Jerrid and the boys. Check out Ice-T explains the down low for for info on what I mean, Spoony better watch his butt as Brad Jones is after him so he'll be in a porno eventually but not the one he was wishing for.

Check out the Cinema Snob Sucks Blog while your at it

People can follow the games plot as I did and had no problems knowing what was happening in the game as I paid attention which is something Spoony One isn't good at. Maybe if your like 12 this game isn't for you or if you have the mind of one then you should not play J-RPG's. He says it's like an alien wrote FF13 but remember it was written by Japanese people.

There is an ocean on Cocoon because it's a planet and where there are people there is water, you need it to survive you know so why does he think there couldn't be water on the planet. It is never explained because you don't need an explanation, do we need an explanation on why their are beaches around the world.

I can understand what he means by the game not explaining what everything is but does any game explain what everything is every instant that they bring it up.

Example of Dialogue
I'll feed you to a thresher maw like I feed that pyjak to that varren back on Tuchanka if you don't shut up.
By the way a thresher maw is a subterranean carnivore that spends it's entire life eating or searching for something to eat. They are enormous, violent creatures that burst up from the ground without warning when disturbed. A pyjak is a primitive species found on several planets and varren are omnivores with a preference for living prey. Originally native to the krogan homeworld of Tuchanka, they are—like most life from Tuchanka—savage, clannish, and consummate survivors and tunchunka is the krogan homeworld.

A Krogan is and they are known for fighting the rachni and starting the krogan rebellions. This could go on forever as when you mention one thing it could connect to another so you don't want anything like that to happen, also it's not a good way to immerse someone in the world of a game that they are playing if you explain alot so just use your imagination. Even other people were annoyed by his banter.

DarkSamuraiX1989 said

Good fucking grief, may the gods help this guy....NOT EVERYTHING HAS TO BE EXPLAINED AND SPOON-FED TO YOU.

He acts like the Pulse fal'Cie just appears and people don't notice it but they didn't bother it as it was an artifact/Vestige left over from the war after they brought raw materials off Pulse to repair the damage and they probably brought them up in these huge structures but they didn't realise that a Pulse fal'Cie was hiding inside until now.

From Datalog

"The centuries-old Vestige outside of Bodhum was believed to be nothing more than a harmless curiosity."

So that's why they didn't bother the vestige as it's just an old structure in the background until the doors were laying open and Serah randomly walked inside, then she was turned into a Pulse l'Cie. If he just payed attention he would know all of this and not rant on this or that. The explanation given is just fine and I have no problem with it but it seems he has a problem with this game in general so he just picks at it.

Stargate, just hope their ain't any false gods laying about

I don't know it this is actually symbolism but it doesn't seem like it as he was just reaching out for her hand. Who knows about this one and who really cares but if you want the real answer then just go and ask the developers to really find out. Don't think it represents anything by the way.

He doesn't seem to be hurt or anything like that from that crash but that's probably due to the game being made by Japanese people and then having anime logic which means explosion send you islands away.

When the children jump in an air bike it crashes when the head up into the vestige, it then fades to black. Fade to black solves all problems as then you don't have to animate the crash which = less development time. He might as well have pulled the boomerang from his ass and nice the ring Terror's Realm reference, I would also like to know who created and what the hell a deer antler whip stick is. I mean that's really stupid.

At 21:28 he starts to talk about the aerosol strength, stealth and defense power ups. Cloaking devices come in aerosol spray can's, invisibility in a can, dawning your armor in deodorant. I mean that's really stupid, what were the developers thinking putting something that stupid in the game. Saying invisibility in a can out loud must bring down your IQ alone.

At 25:20 he say's it's been only two hours into the game but why has he been showing clips after this part being the flashbacks, Gapra Whitewood and more. He should just work his way through the game showing parts as he goes along and not jump sections ahead in the game, I know it probably makes it easier to create the video but still. So 10 Serah counts, wonder how much we will have by the end of the review. Good to do this again since the ass shots from the tenth final fantasy.

They fall from the vestige and appear fine but they aren't hurt because they have now become L'Cie's which gives them superhuman powers and strength. That is probably the reason why they are harmed by the fall but he didn't mention that now did he. Of course he is just picking at the game but he should mention at least some of this to show that he actually played the game. Spoony One should really cut that hair of his a sit looks disgusting being sweaty looking and all. Brad Jones also has a man crush on Spoony because of his hair so he should watch his ass from now on. Well the blog post is over now and I am eagerly awaiting part 3 of his review of FF13 so till then.

Dang it, Cut that hair

Just encase you didn't already know that Spoony One threatened to chain someone up in his basement and rape them you know now.

Final Fantasy XIII – Part 2 Video Links
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWwIOExsFs8
http://spoonyexperiment.com/2012/12/31/final-fantasy-xiii-part-2/