Final Fantasy XIII – Part 3 (Commentary)

Mirror mirror on the wall who is the ugliest fuck of them all

Well it's seems that the dirty bastard has final put out the next part after 6 days of waiting, well what was he doing between then and now. Live streaming  useless shit nobody cares about on twitch tv of course, that and jerking off to Japanese Porn. No wait why did I put that image in your head, everybody on deviant art will be all over that soon enough.

Spoony doesn't really talk about much in this video, he complains that the games main fault is the way the story is told. Say's that nobody likes the game and that few people stand up for it and how awesome his video editing skills were, that's basically what takes up the bulk of this video. There was something else near the end of the video he said but I can't seem to remember, anyhow to the criticism. Again spoony is retreading old ground that he covers in this video, he admits that and moves onto saying that "nobody likes the game and that few people stand up for it". I would have to disagree here as he is so delusional, what about the 7-8 Million people who bought the game and all the good critical ratings it got when the game came out....... exactly.

For a large bulk of the video spoony talks about that he had to do this and that while editing trying to stress the effort he put into the video and little to nobody notices. He then mentions Mr can't spell his own name Doug Waker and compares the similarities that they both have to do. Alright I understand that editing isn't as simple as some people think but the way spoony puts it he acts like it's the most stressful task possible when it's not as hard as he puts it out to be. That's really it, I don't remember him talking about much other than those three things.

Video Link
http://spoonyexperiment.com/commentaries/final-fantasy-xiii-part-3-commentary/

In other News
Some weird search keywords have popped up in my blogger and it scars the hell out of me, the words circled in red explains it all.

There's some sick people in this world, that and benzaie naked ewww

Spoony bans some more of his fans.

Spoony Moving House

As you well know Spoony has moved into his new house with his girlfriend in Milwaukee, his last check in on his four square account was Atlanta. This is a very bad because spoony has moved away from his brother in Mesa in Arizona to Milwaukee in Wisconsin and this is troubling indeed, he will have a new house to film in and he has been with his brother for so long we have gotten used to him appearing and the seeing the regular scenes around his house but that's all changed. He has moved so far across america away from his brother and he regularly appeared in vlogs about movies but for those who liked him appearing too bad for you because his girlfriend will fill that void....... umm yay no it's fucking not bring back Miles dammit. He even helped and appeared in his videos and since the distance we will no longer see him, he acted as the other side when spoony attacked films and that's evident in the Pacific Rim vlog.

Now look at that, it's crazy once you think of it. Spoony moved this distance in the truck at the top alone with his dog, he uploaded the image to twitter from a Japanese image uploading site....... ummm ok what. Why is he using a foreign language website to upload his images, probably so he can see some tentacle rape while he uploads images is my guess. On his way spoony met up with angry joe and visited lord british in his house.

He never met him in person before but he has talked to him over twitter many times before, spoony also changed his twitter avatar image just if you wanted to know. Spoony posted a hidden camera video even though it's not because the video res is good and not shat out of someone's ass, stupid Angry joe hurry up and review a game and stop beating piñatas. Spoony headed on and finally got to his new home and what did he do when he got there..... e-begged on his twitter obviously. He created a wishlist on Amazon and said that he moved into his new house and created a list of stuff to fill it up with, and that means pay for my shit.

I mean seriously what the hell is wrong with this guy, he asked for furniture and TV's worth hundreds of dollars and people even bought them and that shows how stupid his fanbase really is. You'd think that he was Sean Fausz..... oh wait he's exactly like him but he said thanks for the donations so ummm yay.

This is just a few of the things he asked for as there were over 30 different items listed originally with multiple wants for each and people bought them. Just take a look at that $25 Amazon gift card, there is 25 wants for it and just add that up..... it totals $625. That's just one item of of 11 which was left by the time I took that pic and there was over 30 originally so how much money worth of items did he ask for. He just loves sticking his dirty dick into our wallets doesn't he.

He is really a tramp, what a cheap bastard but remember he said thanks. Some people said bad stuff about spoony but fanboys said good like usual. Spoony' probably pays his bills by sucking on some homeless guys dirty dick at street corners for spare change, what how else do you think he pays for Obama care.


UPDATE
It seems that the dumb ass spoony one has hurt his arms trying to life something, what an idiot. Probably saw something too big and thought im a man I can do this and then seconds later his arms snap. What a shame, now it will take even longer for him to put out a review. He also has to install some lighting in his house as certain rooms didn't have the right stuff or something like that.

Someone made a funny joke I'd like to share.

Spoony one also got a PS4 but it's in Miles house so who knows when he'll get to play it and hopefully review a game...... but we all know that won't happen. Let me guess he paid for it with fan donations, please loyal fans I didn't get enough money from being a fluffer so give me some more to pay for it. I bet you that's how it went.

In other news
I spotted some weird furry ad on his site and damn is that odd, come to think of it isn't spoony, cinema snob and TGWTG's into that sort of thing. For all you know that might be an ad for furry porn judging by the full frontal animal breasts.

SGC 2013 – Spoony Q&A

Spoony's in SGC, so he is in Stargate Command but I don't see General Hammond, Teal'c or SG1 anywhere so what gives and I though the SGC was in Cheyenne Mountain. Not even a system lord about, who would have thought. Spoony starts off the Q&A by throwing red balls at the crowd, that was funny to see but he did it for too long so it wore out.

Apophis anyone

He then tells a story about how he has a guy who gets him things such as imported porn and Japanese games, let me just guess that the imported porn comes from Japan and the Japanese games are Rapelay and Battleraper. What you know he probably has those games, dear god what the hell's wrong with Japan anyway. It just say's something about Spoony One's mind when you know this, no wonder why people call him a misogynist.

He then begins to say that he has a power over people to make them do stuff, Im just gonna guess that he's one of those people who are all about submission and are like yea suck my dick bitch. All the idiots in the crowd are probably part of his duck sucking fanbase so they already know, they just go along and are like please may I have another. He say's that he actually liked Final Fantasy 13 up until hopes house and he just wanted to express where in real life when he stopped playing the game in the as he say's "Story line". He then calls FF13 the most beautiful game on the PS3 (Yea Right) and that he wanted to like the game, he also say's that "Eyes on Me" the song for FF8 is a really good song but if that's the case why did he troll on the game at that point.

8 bit mickey was annoying at first but he doesn't yabber as much in the second half of the video, in between all this he takes some questions from the crowd. Someone asks him to play Tekken with him tomorrow and Spoony is kinda ignorant about this as he answers back by asking is that an event of thing here but the guy was honestly asking do you want to play a game with me. Spoony say's only if it's tekken tag tournament which more or less means no, what a dick at least interact with your fans. Another guy asks what do you do the show for and Spoony say's because it's fun and I like to do it, 8 bit mickey say's the money while spoony is talking which was funny but I think he is drunk at this event as some said in the comments.

It was funny because someone ask spoony about what video editing programs does he use and he say's it depends on what you want to do. He then mentions the Cinema Snob and that he uses a very simple video editing program which is sad because it's so basic, he say's that all he does is bitch about movies in front of a camera so all he has to do is click and drag his clips together to make his videos. Check out my cinema snob blog if you want to hear more about him, spoony does talk about some other stuff but you can check out the video for yourself.

Video Links
http://spoonyexperiment.com/2013/06/25/sgc-2013-spoony-qa/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSz28eKgn9I

SGC 2013 – Spoony Riffs Final Fantasy Unlimited

Spoony riffs on an episode of the Final Fantasy anime, this video is really funny so check it out. The only two things I will mention is that spoony say's it's from the 90's due to bad animation but it's actually from 2001, he also didn't make an Earthworm Jim reference which was a shame because I and others expected it.

SGC 2013 – Spoony Riffs Shadowrun, A Night’s Work

This video was meh as it didn't really seem like he could make fun of the video, don't blame him though as there wasn't much to work with.

SGC 2013 – Spoony Riffs the Chuck E. Cheese Walkabout Guide

Video was average at best but does have some funny moments, first half has the least laughs but the second is better.

Spoony app now available for Android and Apple devices!

All I can say about this is sigh, I don't need to explain why. Cinema snob and Linkara appear in the video two, oh wait more shitheads who only care about the money.

An Appeal from the Animator!

Lame.

SGC 2013 – Spoony Riffs the Radio Shack VISThis video was kinda funny but overall just average, people ask to do the star trek rock monster video but he goes no I want to do this one. What a dick, im guessing he chose this one because he planned this video and probably already practiced all his jokes for it in the mirror beforehand so he wouldn't mess up. He makes a bunch of Xbox One jokes even though they already removed all or most of the bad stuff, there are very little comments for these videos which just shows how much people are interested in them.

SGC 2013 – Spoony Riffs Starfox 64

Riffs Starfox 64 or an ad for the 64 which just so happens to feature Starfox 64 in it, misleading title Noah. I couldn't hear much of what he was saying and the video itself was funny but Spoony's banter was annoying and pointless.

SGC 2013 – Spoony Riffs Discovering the World Wide Web

This wasn't even one bit funny, I didn't even finish watching the video it was that bad.

SGC 2013 – Spoony Riffs SEGA’s 1994 CES Promo Video

So what this is it for the convention...... lame. This video was ok and people in the audience should have shut the fuck up as we all know the stupid advertising memes. It was the same guy most of the time thought this event, maybe it's the same ass who shouts out in Linkara's live shows...... probably is. Just look how much comments and views these video get, comments crawled in on his site and views were only around 8-9k on YouTube.

Meanwhile on Spoony's Twitter

Yea we all know your an ugly fuck

Yea he wishes

Spoony goes to Finland

His face say's yea suck my dick bitch

Watch out he might rape someone, knowing Spoony one he probably might. He'll just be like but I am the spoony one you must please me, now onto the orgy's my fellow fans. Afterwards he will rape someone in a toilet for desert and then get someone to take a video and upload to some internet porn website for money, what you know he would. Anyhow he is going to an Animecon in Finland to watch some tentacle hentai, ok that's not what he's going there for but he could be. He is going to see his fans in Finland and hopefully not embarrass himself in from of everyone, I hope the don't show Legend of the Overfiend at the convention. Spoony would make a good lead for an American remake of the Japanese rapeman series, you know he would take up the offer. It would be either him or brad jones, both would fuck their pets to get furry lovers on board.

I knew Spoony One was a furry lover all along, him and the rest of TGWTG. You'd think they were all Japanese.

Wait, people are actually going to spend earth currency just to go see this dickhead

Video Link
http://spoonyexperiment.com/2013/06/20/vlog-6-20-13-site-update/

Final Fantasy XIII Review (Part 3)

A great funny video for Spoony One, I had mostly no problems with it overall other than the running time as it could have been a bit longer. It clocks in at 26 minutes which isn't bad but I just feel that if the video was a bit longer it could have been made better.

I notice a new intro in this video, don't like the new or old one. It's just really odd especially when it's fully animated, his dog even appears in the intro so does he think he is Cinema Snob having his cat and getting it to appear and then people are asking for cat appearances. He probably fucks his cat but im guessing Spoony jerks off his dog, you do know they're both like that. And why does he look like shaggy from scooby doo in the intro.

The resemblance is uncanny

Spoony one seems to be real angry at this game, I have played it and at times it can be frustrating but it's not as bad as he lets on. The game is actually good even if it does have a few setbacks, when snow has to tame Shiva sisters he goes on the offensive but your meant to just sit there and take damage from them on sentinel mode. It does not tell you this but how is the player meant to know what to do.

Anger

The main characters in the game are all branded and everyone's  appear in different places on their bodies, he just guesses where it will be on the underage girl (Vanille) and it's on her thigh. Good old Japanese pedophilia, don't they ever learn. Spoony say's that it would appear there or in between her breasts, that's where lightnings appears but Spoony doesn't mention that. Did he even play the game or am I just nitpicking.

The characters in this game are also always talking about there focus and what it could be, they do it so much that Spoony puts it into a few minutes of their dialogues and inserts hope saying you don't know yet throughout it all. It's another funny part of the video so congrats to him there.

When the characters are having a vision of their focus he inserts his own stuff making it blend in which was really funny. He say's that the vision they receive is so clouded that if you someone had a vision of George Lucas that it could mean anything such as beating him with a rubber chicken to covering him with food.

And what the hell is this

He makes a point saying that the bad guys have all this equipment such as jet packs, war machines but cannot take down people with swords that shoot very small different elemental magic missiles. They have all these weapons and they cannot combat them properly, it kinda makes your bad guys seem incompetent but then again if they could kill the characters then there wouldn't be a story.

At the end of the video he put in a clip of sazh telling vanille how about a park date with sazh and then it cuts.  Kinda creepy scene there, wonder where it went from there but you know those black guys, Okinawa and all. He say's that this was only the first 10 hours into the game, yea JRPG's tend to be lengthy level grinding experiences.

Rape Face

Overall this video is funny and enjoyable so go on ahead and watch it, just hope it doesn't take 3 months plus for the next part though. Additional game play footage provided by fat bastard Sean Fausz, just how much of the total footage did Spoony even collect by himself.

Video Links
http://spoonyexperiment.com/2013/04/20/final-fantasy-xiii-review-part-3/

Youtube
http://youtu.be/EYpaqwAfcuc