B Fest 2015 Reviews (Part 1) - Creature With the Atom Brain

Five seconds in and they are talking about his dog pissing itself, an obvious reference to his actual internet career. Then we're off to him making terrible puns on what the "B" in B-Fest stands for, he goes for a shitty bees reference because that's comedic gold.

This is far different from his usual B-Fest video, as this time it seems that he's actually put lot's of effort into it. It's not just vlog this time, it's vlog with segments from the movie thrown in. It's actually very refreshing to see him do this, though that's not to say that some would rather prefer to see the video with the movie clips. He also thinks the Terminator has take stuff from this movie, because some guy kills people in a police station. Yeah, I see that he's still drinking mountain dew and eating doritos. Maybe that's why he's saying something that is really stupid, I'd make a reference but I doubt you want a political one. Though he actually seems kinda competent when getting his points across, when he isn't interrupting Miles that is. And he does his usual Jew antics by splitting the video into two parts, I'm guessing part two will be uploaded by the time we're all old men. Though all of Spoony's fanbase that are left are either die-hard fans, neckbeards, or just people with a casual interest.

Also notice how he hasn't even updated his patreon page in a while, though you can bet your ass that he still collects that paycheck at the end of every month. Anyway the video was better than his average shlock, but let's all not let up on his shitty release schedule. Which is every time there's a blue moon...

Spoony Moving House

As you well know Spoony has moved into his new house with his girlfriend in Milwaukee, his last check in on his four square account was Atlanta. This is a very bad because spoony has moved away from his brother in Mesa in Arizona to Milwaukee in Wisconsin and this is troubling indeed, he will have a new house to film in and he has been with his brother for so long we have gotten used to him appearing and the seeing the regular scenes around his house but that's all changed. He has moved so far across america away from his brother and he regularly appeared in vlogs about movies but for those who liked him appearing too bad for you because his girlfriend will fill that void....... umm yay no it's fucking not bring back Miles dammit. He even helped and appeared in his videos and since the distance we will no longer see him, he acted as the other side when spoony attacked films and that's evident in the Pacific Rim vlog.

Now look at that, it's crazy once you think of it. Spoony moved this distance in the truck at the top alone with his dog, he uploaded the image to twitter from a Japanese image uploading site....... ummm ok what. Why is he using a foreign language website to upload his images, probably so he can see some tentacle rape while he uploads images is my guess. On his way spoony met up with angry joe and visited lord british in his house.

He never met him in person before but he has talked to him over twitter many times before, spoony also changed his twitter avatar image just if you wanted to know. Spoony posted a hidden camera video even though it's not because the video res is good and not shat out of someone's ass, stupid Angry joe hurry up and review a game and stop beating piñatas. Spoony headed on and finally got to his new home and what did he do when he got there..... e-begged on his twitter obviously. He created a wishlist on Amazon and said that he moved into his new house and created a list of stuff to fill it up with, and that means pay for my shit.

I mean seriously what the hell is wrong with this guy, he asked for furniture and TV's worth hundreds of dollars and people even bought them and that shows how stupid his fanbase really is. You'd think that he was Sean Fausz..... oh wait he's exactly like him but he said thanks for the donations so ummm yay.

This is just a few of the things he asked for as there were over 30 different items listed originally with multiple wants for each and people bought them. Just take a look at that $25 Amazon gift card, there is 25 wants for it and just add that up..... it totals $625. That's just one item of of 11 which was left by the time I took that pic and there was over 30 originally so how much money worth of items did he ask for. He just loves sticking his dirty dick into our wallets doesn't he.

He is really a tramp, what a cheap bastard but remember he said thanks. Some people said bad stuff about spoony but fanboys said good like usual. Spoony' probably pays his bills by sucking on some homeless guys dirty dick at street corners for spare change, what how else do you think he pays for Obama care.


UPDATE
It seems that the dumb ass spoony one has hurt his arms trying to life something, what an idiot. Probably saw something too big and thought im a man I can do this and then seconds later his arms snap. What a shame, now it will take even longer for him to put out a review. He also has to install some lighting in his house as certain rooms didn't have the right stuff or something like that.

Someone made a funny joke I'd like to share.

Spoony one also got a PS4 but it's in Miles house so who knows when he'll get to play it and hopefully review a game...... but we all know that won't happen. Let me guess he paid for it with fan donations, please loyal fans I didn't get enough money from being a fluffer so give me some more to pay for it. I bet you that's how it went.

In other news
I spotted some weird furry ad on his site and damn is that odd, come to think of it isn't spoony, cinema snob and TGWTG's into that sort of thing. For all you know that might be an ad for furry porn judging by the full frontal animal breasts.

Black Hole of Board Games – VCR Golf

This video was mostly boring and uninteresting, has very little comedic value whatsoever. As you all probably know Spoony mentioned VCR Golf before and everybody sent him it to review even though he said not to but he knew you would so he could review it and create a thing about him being tortured by his fans. Before he put this video out he made excuses on twitter that he was having problems and that everything goes wrong when he wants something to work, he does this every time he has to put out a video.

The title card is also very bland but so is this video and that allows them to contrast together, he also could have picked a better board game to review such as the Star Trek one or any other than this piece of garbage but no we got golf. It also took him a month to put out this review which is a shame because we know he can do it faster than that but he just doesn't give a damn about his fans. Spoony also has an ego problem because he talks about the Wrestlemania Game and say's that he turned a mess into comedic gold but it wasn't that funny. Spoony makes a disgusting rape face during the course of the video that will give you nightmares, we also get some more corrupted video "storyline" for a second or two but who cares about that.

Mirror mirror on the wall who is the ugliest fuck of them all

In the video he also talk about that this is his "job" even though this technically isn't a job and does he pay tax with the income he generates from his "show", I don't think so. One of you shit heads is gonna come up and say define a job just like Linkara fanboys in his please let the ads play video. Cinema Snob treats it like a job but at least he puts out a video every week plus extras which is something this big nosed fuck can't do. Overall this video is bad and very boring to watch, don't blame you if you don't finish watching.

Video Links
http://spoonyexperiment.com/2013/09/23/black-hole-board-games-vcr-golf/


Some Pics

Blade..... nice.

His place is a complete mess, it's like a trash heap

Pool table, let me guess paid with fan donations like usual.
Just like AVGN and Nostalgia Critic.

Have fun making out what games he has.

Ah the famous couch.

In other News
Spoony on his twitter showed him holding a copy of Final Fantasy A Realm Reborn, oh but what does this hold in store for use. Will he eventually review the game or will he just not bother like the lazy shit he is, lets wait and find out.

Repeat sex offender Noah Antwiler in GTA 5.... weird isn't it.

Preview of what's to come
Spoony showed this pic on his twitter recently, no not spoony. Anyone but him, so will this be the end of the Spoony and his board game reviews, stay tuned for next time.

Spoony in Finland and Couch (Pacific Rim) Plus More

Well it has been some time since spoony went to Finland and lets see what else he did other than the convention. He arrived at the airport talked to some Japanese guy and was being watched by a trash can with eyes. Before he left America he was already missing his dog, aww how sweet. There will also be alot of pics here to see so beware.

He probably misses raping it while no one is looking

9 hour flight, just hope he didn't rape anyone in the toilet

He compares himself to Edward Snowden, because we all know he leaked government secrets and is now getting butt raped by Russians right.

It seems that he didn't eat much while he was there but at least he got some Jaffa Cakes but it also seems that spoony one doesn't like to hear Japanese.

I also checked out one of his random image accounts, can't remember the websites name but I found these two odd pictures.

It seems that he is getting raped by CM Punk, didn't know spoony was gay like cinema snob but oh well they both have done drag at least once.

Mirror mirror on the wall who is the ugliest fuck of them all

Meanwhile on his trip he and his troll doll girlfriend were sexually provoking each other on twitter.... like they want everyone to get off on what they say.

Spoony also tried to do a spoony tries in esqe of brad tries but his camera overloaded so he didn't get to do it, oh yea he also didn't film anything to show us while he was there even though people expect him to. He did make some ugly shit fans day when he meet him on the street and took a pic,

You can land planes on his nose

While he was at the animecon a fan made him a toy of his dog, I guess he can shove that up his ass for pleasure.

Other than attending the con he didn't do much else that we know of, well he finally went home and nobody will miss him.

People have been getting angry at spoony and for good reason, he's not what he used to be.

He also had a weird dream.

Fucking idiot, what no Spirits within dream sequence

I don't think we wanted to know that

I checked my blog searches and it seems that people have entered some bizarre stuff and found this blog, there's some sick people in this world. Is this what final fantasy has become, just everybody's sexual fantasy. Well at the current rate the series is going it could be.

Noah & Miles See “Pacific Rim” or Couch
Spoony is the biggest idiot of them all, it all comes down to one nitpicking. He say's alot of stupid stuff but he does make some points, he say's that there isn't much variation between the robots and he is right. Brad and Angry Joe did not mention this as they praised the movie too much but Spoony had a low opinion of it so it's either too good or too bad for them. Spoony also say's that there also isn't much variation between the monsters and the fights and he's right again, he say's that there should have been more locations to fight in and right again but it's everything else he say's about the movie which really bugged me. Yea the movie is mostly based in Hong Kong which really brought it down for me as we should have saw more smaller fight scenes from around the planet. Just watch the video to see all the stupid stuff he say's because there is too much to mention here, he was drunk when he did this video so maybe that's why he was extra angry with the movie but no he wasn't as he said this on his twitter later on.

He's a bigger idiot than I thought he was, he even say's the movie title sucks even though it's called pacific rim for a reason dumb ass.

Spoony got a ton of hate for this video and brad compared it to himself getting hate for hating on man of steel, man of steel sucks big time by the way.

Here's what he said about the movie in short and he's wrong again, the movie isn't the best but it's still a great movie. I give it a 6.5 and that's the correct rating for it, even metacritic gave it 64% and that's truthfully the honest score for the movie taking in all that's good and bad about the film.

He then got angry on twitter.

Spoony also tried to pathetically back himself up on twitch tv, you can't even comment there which shows that he doesn't even want to hear what people have to say. He thinks that we are angry at him for some other reason and that we just vented our anger at him, yea he's an idiot. He also has removed that video from his twitch tv account because I can't find it and it seems to be gone.

Black Hole of Board Games: Isaac Asimov’s ROBOTS

This was a good funny video, he does self boast in this video though. He mentions his big fat cock which should give you all nightmares as he probably has all kinds of STD's by now. He boats that he built a robot by himself and he mentions that the first robot anyone would build would be for sexual purposes, well it seems he has got his priorities straight. Wait, then why didn't his first robot be some blowjob machine, you'd think spoony one was Japanese. Spoony also makes some bad red dwarf jokes again, red dwarf isn't even funny anyway.

Twitter

On his twitter he has been saying some weird things and it involves weird Japanese pedophilia, it seems he has been playing some idol video game for 8 hours. I guess even the Japanese have infected him with there pediofileness, when will your freaky desires end Japan.

So what, spoony one is now a child molester. Maybe some of cinema snob rubbed off onto him.

Don't make me say I told you so if he has sex with underage girls, japan's really fucked up.

May god help us all