Atop the Fourth Wall: The Movie

While not entirely Angry (Unlimited Peso's) Joe or Spoony (Noah the Jew) One or even Cinema (Bald Bastard) Snob related, I had to make a post about it because apparently people think it's worth talking about. Yes the retard himself (Linkara) actually went to the effort of making a shitty movie, and boy oh boy did he use that 60 thousand dollars wrong. I also haven't actually seen the movie since I'm not stupid enough to actually watch more than 10 seconds at a time, sorry DHI.

But at least we got this funny image, right?  Anyway this movie is the perfect example of how not to be Linkara, for 60k multiple movies could have been made on a shoestring budget and probably returned some money if done properly. Heck, I could have made a professional movie with high production values with that amount of money, it wouldn't be a le ebin science fiction epik but it would be better than this crap fest.

Get a load of this autistic faggot defending himself like the nasty cock slut he is.

Oh and I'm waiting for the inevitable time Linkara comes here to defend himself, because we all know he's the type of person who googles himself. And you know what I think about this entire "movie"?

Word to the wise. 

And at the end of the day who the fuck seriously cares about any of this? I have hard enough of a time giving a shit about anyone of these internet nobodies, and anybody who actually watched the entire thing might as well be a nasty cock slut themselves. Whatever, I'm out of here. Now get the fuck off my site you nasty cock slut.

The Aftermath of Jew Wario's Death

I was gonna type this up a few days ago but a few problems occurred, for those of you who want to listen to my story continue reading for for those who want what this title is about then skip ahead. This isn't for you to feel sorry for me or whatever your want to think, it's just the reason why this was sort of delayed as I want to share it with you guys. Nothing more, nothing less.

Recently I applied for a retail assistant at a recruitment agency (Yes I am unemployed actively seeking work), when I arrived I told them so and I got past the first round interview and onto the second. The next day we got sent out half way across the city to observe door to door salesmen (For 5-6 Hours) who accompanied us, I applied for a retail assistant but this happened for some reason but I was ready to take anything so I took down notes, observed how it all operated and the experience was good.

They offered me the job and I happily accepted, the next day was my first training day in where I learned the ropes of the trade for an our or two and then again was sent off to observe more door to door sales. I did that for 4-5 hours (Meant to Finish by 9:00 that day and again only learned after I was out there) and asked what hours am I working and on what's days, what words I received next struck a dagger in my heart. I was told that I was too work 6 days a week Monday-Saturday with work hours from 11:30 am to 9:00 pm being paid by commission, that right there shocked me. I knew how I would be paid but I was never told my hours or workdays and what the job required was too much for me so I told them half way through the first training day that I am reconsidering the job and left. Days of hell, I was tired and bombed out afterwards and thus this post was pushed back not that anyone cares but there you have it. Now onto the topic at hand.

The Aftermath of Jew Wario's Death
It has been a while since he has departed and many people paid their respects faithfully towards him like The Game Chaser's, for the purpose of this blog im only gonna talk about those internet reviewers that I myself know as I don't watch much of them overall. I also want to get things straight, I don't hate or dislike Justin Carmical and I only know him from The Game Chaser videos. Nothing more nothing less, he seemed to be a happy friendly guy but what happened. I think that his personal project Kamen Rider didn't kick off as he needed money and help to get it off the ground, I know that from when The Game Chaser's brought it up in a video. I believe that this what was involved in making him do it, that's my thoughts on what happened.

This is how you send off a friend, this was more than either Cinema Snob, Angry Joe or Spoony One did because they just pretended to be his friend because they never promoted him when he was alive. Im more talking about Angry Joe/Spoony One as it seems Cinema Snob was greatly shocked by what happened.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDT5mdPtDSw

Angry Joe
It's unbelievable what he did, Angry Joe forced out false tears while looking off screen to read a script. I noticed that myself and this guy right here points everything out and angry joe did monetize the video. I don't even have words to explain how wrong that was and Angry Joe denied it even though it's a fact and there is proof.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjdIbCGYv_U

When Angry Joe did his tribute video people raged in the comments section and here is a bunch of them, also the twitter rage when he was confronted with it.

 

Yes messy indeed, this last one makes alot of sense of please read.

Meanwhile a fundraiser was started and I was shocked to notice this, they wanted to raise $850 so is that what his life was worth in damages. I don't think they should have ever done this, I know it's for a good cause but still.

Spoony One and Cinema Snob
Spoony quickly moved on and talked about wrestling meanwhile brad eats chicken, yes I did edit that for dramatic effect but you know what I mean. They just seemed to have moved on rather quickly for people in morning.

I just wanted to archive these events for future reference, nothing more nothing less.

In other News
Spoony puts off a video and brad tries because he is too lazy to create a new review.

Justin “Jew Wario” Carmical Dead at 42

Nobody who commits suicide deserves respect, I know im gonna get hate for this but it's the truth. He isn't going to heaven, all those who kill themselves go to hell and that's a fact. Im not the only one saying this as there are many others, people tend to only say good when someone die's as if you mention anything negative even if it's the truth your an ignorant bastard.

Cinema Snob, Spoony One and everyone else is saying goodbye and due to them personally knowing him they don't want to say wrong and I understand that. Noah Antwiler said that he doesn't know what to do but Brad gave a message about the event on his site which is more than Spoony One did and it's what he should have. As you can see in the image below Ferreira attacked spoony as he will probably use this event as an excuse not to work, I don't condone his actions but what he said is probably true. Spoony has recently been padding out his commentaries even though they take zero effort to make and upload because he is lazy.

The thing is that he left his wife and family behind, if he got that far in life why would he commit suicide (With a Gun) so don't expect me or others to pity him for doing something this ignorant to what he had in life. Whatever reason he had cannot justify his actions.

Final Fantasy XIII – Part 2 (Commentary)

At least he is putting these up regularly as it will give us something to watch but when will he actually get back to reviewing as he is really lazy. Im just saying and I know he just finished FF13 so it will take some time before he gets back into things. During this video he random media inserts appear on screen and spoony say's "random stuff" because he himself didn't know why he is doing all that.

He talks about the pixel art in the background and explains how they got there and how he created them, I don't really care much for that but at least we have an explanation. After that he then explains that MD Geist joke and talks about where that joke came from, he rambles on long about this complaining that there wasn't much anime to get in the early/mid 90's....... even though there was a shit ton to choose from as anime was a big thing even back then so he probably has no clue what he was talking about.

Next he says that the worst characters are hope and vanille (Even though more people said Fang rather than Hope but whatever) and that people say he is whinny but spoony defends him saying his mother just died, yes correct and he's right. After he then complains that "nobody else other than Hope has a character arc", he doesn't have a clue what he is talking about as the entire game builds up each character with flashbacks showing you how they have changed from events so he's wrong there. He probably takes arc as whinny to not whinny, see change even though that's overly simplifying it. Most of this video was him talking about the above and he did drag it out..... alot.

Video Link
http://spoonyexperiment.com/commentaries/final-fantasy-xiii-part-2-commentary/

In other News
It appear's more of his videos are getting flagged.

Spoony One and Cinema Snob Crossover...... ewwww.

Spoony can't buy new camera because money is tight...... awww but what about all that money he makes of his videos that sustain his life.

Final Fantasy XIII – Part 6

After days of waiting he finally got it done, the sad story of this video is that it was also filmed back in October so again we are watching a months old video. The other sad part is that he said he was gonna get both videos done by the end of last year and he got one done but said that he was pushing it to get the video done but failed to do so. It gets worse as even though he pushed to get it done and failed he still had days of work to do so why didn't he tell us the truth because he knew he wouldn't get it done but hey he said sorry that he didn't get it done by new years so we can forgive him..... right.

Fuck No

It seems that spoony is using JWPlayer as his new video player and god is it awful, it works even worse than blip as the video kept crashing while I was watching. Anyway to the actual video, he starts the review right where he left off the last and immediately starts ranting after the anime wannabee intro. Spoony references why does god need a star ship from a shitty star trek movie and god was it awful.

He starts to attack the combat system and says that at least in FF10 you had to figure out a pattern to take out your enemy while in FF13 you don't...... umm wrong. It's not that obvious in FF13 as you only use the auto attack when you have info on the enemy because if you don't you'll need to figure our it's weakness through using a variety of attacks so your an idiot spoontard. He says that manually doing it is a waste of time even though I actually used it quite frequently as some moves increase the stagger more than what the auto chooses for you.

At the end boss spoony complains that the fight is too easy and you only need to use army of one in order to win, wrong again because spoony grinded in order to get army of one to that level of effectiveness. I have played the game and I barley used that move because it wasn't useful and multiple regular attacks did more damage compared to the time spent using that one single move.

Later on in the upgrading tree it must become stronger and that means you grind your way there which spoony must have did even though he skipped over the grinding of gran pulse which he didn't cover. We can tell this as his characters stats were higher than average during the final battle, the battle would have been tougher as it was for me because I played the game and enjoyed it rather than grinding and farming like no tomorrow. You shouldn't play games that way as you'll just force yourself the hate the game due to the hours and hours on end of grinding.

They beat the boss and suddenly most of the gang turn into monsters causing Fang to transform into Ragnarok which is what bartantedus wants but it turns out that this was an illusion meant to force her to destroy him and you can tell that from playing the game but no Spoony rants on this and says what the hell happened they were dead and says "friendship bullshit" even though at that point in the game and even in the footage he showed lighting says falcie smoke and mirrors which means that didn't happen. He is just trolling the game as he has been doing since day one and it's just pathetic, can't he just give us his actual opinion on a game truthfully rather than making up stupid reasons to hate it. 

Free monster porn

Barthandelus dies and cocoon starts to fall and before we see what happens spoony rants saying "thanks snow you just killed millions of people" and if he just waited a second he would see that fang and vanille transform into Ragnarok and save cocoon from falling. He also says duh how do they do that even though they have done it before in the past and you know that from playing the game because they fucking tell you..... god is this guy an idiot. He also never talked about the games narrative flashing back and forward between the past and present which is interesting in itself as we get to see who they were before and how these characters have developed over the course of the game. This is a core piece of the storytelling in this game and he never talked about it.

He ends the review up a horrible sketch where spoony gets the beating he deserves, snow enters his house and starts to beat the shit out of spoony while quoting the game but spoony fights back by ripping off road house. They reenact the scene from the game where snow hangs his jacket out and it gets shot to pieces although snow isn't covered in bandages but wearing a shirt probably because he didn't want people to see his man tits and beer gut and yes that is cinema snobs friend playing snow. That again backs up the time when this was filmed and that was probably around the same time as that justin bieber video they did together. After this fiasco we can hear a voice clip from Advent Children so I guess that's next, he's gonna troll it like a retard isn't he. I almost didn't recognize Brian since he has shaved his face since the last time I saw him, cinema snob also posted this video on his site since Brian appeared in it.

Spoony cut alot of this game out as there is a shit ton he never talked about even though he has reviewed this over a year so why didn't he, probably because he never played the game and just reviewed it off Sean Fausz's game play footage thinking that nobody has played the game and wouldn't object to what he says it is but guess what...... we did as myself and others have criticized him for it. It's just shows how big on an idiot and ignorant he is. 

Throughout the review he keeps picking at the data logs acting like the game should spell every little detail to you, here's an example in Mass Effect an asair says by the goddess and that's a reference to their culture and they don't tell you what it is because you guessed it datalog. FF13 isn't the only game that does this dumb ass so stop acting like this is your first encounter. Spoony also never showed or talked about vanilles flashback where she comes out of her crystal nude only covered by a very bright light, he should have mentioned this and talked about how the Japanese like em young because you know they're a bunch of fucking pedophiles.

Constructive criticism doesn't get any better than this, I have painstakingly fought back against his criticism of this game because I know what he is doing. He always says that he goes into something with an open mind not wanting to hate it but that's a lie because he always does. I hope you have enjoyed my fight back against this prick across all the posts about him because he seriously deserves it, I'll see you next time when this guys again does something stupid.

Video Link

http://spoonyexperiment.com/game-reviews/final-fantasy-xiii-part-6/

Asshole hasn't uploaded to YouTube yet and probably won't due to copyright because he only cares about the money.

Update
The cheap bastard actually did upload to YouTube the other day so yippee, now you can watch the video without it stuttering every two seconds.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9G_cc1mPp0

Note

I'll fix this up and add more pictures to this tomorrow as his new video player is messing up real badly but for now enjoy heaps of text.

In other News
Spoony one admits he is a gay faggot.

He actually got this review done days after he was supposed to.

The freak himself really needs his hentai, then he must have been the one searching FF13 porno's.

Britannia Burns – Richard Garriott Interview, Part 1 and More

You can just see how big spoony's ego is in this video, he tells Lord British that you would have never gotten that kickstarter goal without his name on it as if Lord British owes him on that one and he should be grateful..... screw yourself and go get your dog to jerk you off you sick bastard. What what we all know he does it after he got those penis enlarging pills from the Cinema Snob.

There is also a bad sketch in this video of Cobra Commander (Angry Joe) shouting at Lord British for wanting to put a map in the game so yea that was funny. Spoony has the audacity to put hosted by Noah Antwiler in the video acting like his personality is so great, more of his over bloated ego.

Richard Garriott’s Art Gallery and Ass-Ugly Akalabeth Pictures

It was interesting to see the games and how they evolved from time to time and Lord British's personal thoughts on them. Spoony points out the bad artwork of Akalabeth and damn does it look nasty, overall it was interesting to see the interviews if you can call them that as they gave us info on the games and their development.

In other News (Big Image Dump Here)
Spoony One can't even put in a simple garden fence, damn this guys dumb.

He also changed the names of a couple of his old videos, they were board games and thus spoony renamed then black hold of board games even though they were unrelated to this years block of board games in that event.

Spoony comments on Zimmerman and he shouldn't have said that, I know he is in support of Trayvon Martin but he should have worked it differently. A guy defended George Zimmerman and spoony attacked him even though he has a point and Zimmerman only defended himself.

Spoony being an ass about people talking about the way he acted in his first interview video.

His computer also crapped out and ha ha you deserve it you dirty scum bag.

Doctor Who rage on twitter.

People ridicule the dumb fuck that is The Spoony One!

Black Hole of Board Games – Gone Birding!

Not a real proper video due to the short length as it's more of a send-off telling us that he is going to be returning back to and I quote.

"Don’t worry folks; that’s the last of the boring board games. It’s back to the business of modern bullshit."

Yes you guessed it and from his twitter feed it seems that he will be returning to finish FF13.... about fucking time. You do know that he stopped in May and it's now October, that was 5 months ago so you can see how lazy he really is but he is returning so that's good.

This video was ok as there isn't much to see, just him acting like an idiot for 12 minutes. The video starts with Brian (Cinema Snobs friend) or his "Characters" name Travis Crabtree bringing spoony the board game in question, Brian walks off with the stupid song from 80's Dan playing and then spoony chases after him because spoony will have to torment himself with the game...... no anything but that. 

Why the hell does he have a pool table at the front door, it's just stupid and a waste of space yet he still complains that Mitt Romney...... yes my buddy Mitt Romney should give him a car even though spoony lives in a very nice looking middle class neighbourhood. 

Mitt for President

I mean seriously look at this place yet his still complains, grow up spoontard.

In the video spoony shouts "show us your tits"..... and he wonders why people call him a misogynist but his defence would be that he was bored.

Nice O Face spoony

He takes his dog for a walk and we see more "Story" for the corrupted Burton Storyline, we see a red star in the sky and god is this stupid. I mean seriously who cares about story, makes as much sense as porn with story but people do that anyway, spoony say's "what the hell is that" but I know what it is. He can now see the death star and Kenshiro will come to deliver some Hokuto Shinken on his ass, now wouldn't that be awesome.

Sigh..... does he even deserve all these titles.

Video Link

http://spoonyexperiment.com/2013/10/11/black-hole-board-games-gone-birding/

Twitter

Spoony comments on Brad's and Doug's Sharknado Review

Spoony is also moving oh noes, also I guess we expect the next FF13 part soon.