Showing posts with label Sean Fausz. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sean Fausz. Show all posts

Saturday, 4 January 2014

Final Fantasy XIII – Part 6

After days of waiting he finally got it done, the sad story of this video is that it was also filmed back in October so again we are watching a months old video. The other sad part is that he said he was gonna get both videos done by the end of last year and he got one done but said that he was pushing it to get the video done but failed to do so. It gets worse as even though he pushed to get it done and failed he still had days of work to do so why didn't he tell us the truth because he knew he wouldn't get it done but hey he said sorry that he didn't get it done by new years so we can forgive him..... right.
Fuck No
It seems that spoony is using JWPlayer as his new video player and god is it awful, it works even worse than blip as the video kept crashing while I was watching. Anyway to the actual video, he starts the review right where he left off the last and immediately starts ranting after the anime wannabee intro. Spoony references why does god need a star ship from a shitty star trek movie and god was it awful.

He starts to attack the combat system and says that at least in FF10 you had to figure out a pattern to take out your enemy while in FF13 you don't...... umm wrong. It's not that obvious in FF13 as you only use the auto attack when you have info on the enemy because if you don't you'll need to figure our it's weakness through using a variety of attacks so your an idiot spoontard. He says that manually doing it is a waste of time even though I actually used it quite frequently as some moves increase the stagger more than what the auto chooses for you.
At the end boss spoony complains that the fight is too easy and you only need to use army of one in order to win, wrong again because spoony grinded in order to get army of one to that level of effectiveness. I have played the game and I barley used that move because it wasn't useful and multiple regular attacks did more damage compared to the time spent using that one single move.
Later on in the upgrading tree it must become stronger and that means you grind your way there which spoony must have did even though he skipped over the grinding of gran pulse which he didn't cover. We can tell this as his characters stats were higher than average during the final battle, the battle would have been tougher as it was for me because I played the game and enjoyed it rather than grinding and farming like no tomorrow. You shouldn't play games that way as you'll just force yourself the hate the game due to the hours and hours on end of grinding.
They beat the boss and suddenly most of the gang turn into monsters causing Fang to transform into Ragnarok which is what bartantedus wants but it turns out that this was an illusion meant to force her to destroy him and you can tell that from playing the game but no Spoony rants on this and says what the hell happened they were dead and says "friendship bullshit" even though at that point in the game and even in the footage he showed lighting says falcie smoke and mirrors which means that didn't happen. He is just trolling the game as he has been doing since day one and it's just pathetic, can't he just give us his actual opinion on a game truthfully rather than making up stupid reasons to hate it. 
Free monster porn
Barthandelus dies and cocoon starts to fall and before we see what happens spoony rants saying "thanks snow you just killed millions of people" and if he just waited a second he would see that fang and vanille transform into Ragnarok and save cocoon from falling. He also says duh how do they do that even though they have done it before in the past and you know that from playing the game because they fucking tell you..... god is this guy an idiot. He also never talked about the games narrative flashing back and forward between the past and present which is interesting in itself as we get to see who they were before and how these characters have developed over the course of the game. This is a core piece of the storytelling in this game and he never talked about it.

He ends the review up a horrible sketch where spoony gets the beating he deserves, snow enters his house and starts to beat the shit out of spoony while quoting the game but spoony fights back by ripping off road house. They reenact the scene from the game where snow hangs his jacket out and it gets shot to pieces although snow isn't covered in bandages but wearing a shirt probably because he didn't want people to see his man tits and beer gut and yes that is cinema snobs friend playing snow. That again backs up the time when this was filmed and that was probably around the same time as that justin bieber video they did together. After this fiasco we can hear a voice clip from Advent Children so I guess that's next, he's gonna troll it like a retard isn't he. I almost didn't recognize Brian since he has shaved his face since the last time I saw him, cinema snob also posted this video on his site since Brian appeared in it.
Spoony cut alot of this game out as there is a shit ton he never talked about even though he has reviewed this over a year so why didn't he, probably because he never played the game and just reviewed it off Sean Fausz's game play footage thinking that nobody has played the game and wouldn't object to what he says it is but guess what...... we did as myself and others have criticized him for it. It's just shows how big on an idiot and ignorant he is. 
Throughout the review he keeps picking at the data logs acting like the game should spell every little detail to you, here's an example in Mass Effect an asair says by the goddess and that's a reference to their culture and they don't tell you what it is because you guessed it datalog. FF13 isn't the only game that does this dumb ass so stop acting like this is your first encounter. Spoony also never showed or talked about vanilles flashback where she comes out of her crystal nude only covered by a very bright light, he should have mentioned this and talked about how the Japanese like em young because you know they're a bunch of fucking pedophiles.

Constructive criticism doesn't get any better than this, I have painstakingly fought back against his criticism of this game because I know what he is doing. He always says that he goes into something with an open mind not wanting to hate it but that's a lie because he always does. I hope you have enjoyed my fight back against this prick across all the posts about him because he seriously deserves it, I'll see you next time when this guys again does something stupid.

Video Link
Asshole hasn't uploaded to YouTube yet and probably won't due to copyright because he only cares about the money.

Update
The cheap bastard actually did upload to YouTube the other day so yippee, now you can watch the video without it stuttering every two seconds.
Note
I'll fix this up and add more pictures to this tomorrow as his new video player is messing up real badly but for now enjoy heaps of text.


In other News
Spoony one admits he is a gay faggot.
He actually got this review done days after he was supposed to.
The freak himself really needs his hentai, then he must have been the one searching FF13 porno's.



Tuesday, 12 November 2013

Spoony Moving House

As you well know Spoony has moved into his new house with his girlfriend in Milwaukee, his last check in on his four square account was Atlanta. This is a very bad because spoony has moved away from his brother in Mesa in Arizona to Milwaukee in Wisconsin and this is troubling indeed, he will have a new house to film in and he has been with his brother for so long we have gotten used to him appearing and the seeing the regular scenes around his house but that's all changed. He has moved so far across america away from his brother and he regularly appeared in vlogs about movies but for those who liked him appearing too bad for you because his girlfriend will fill that void....... umm yay no it's fucking not bring back Miles dammit. He even helped and appeared in his videos and since the distance we will no longer see him, he acted as the other side when spoony attacked films and that's evident in the Pacific Rim vlog.
Now look at that, it's crazy once you think of it. Spoony moved this distance in the truck at the top alone with his dog, he uploaded the image to twitter from a Japanese image uploading site....... ummm ok what. Why is he using a foreign language website to upload his images, probably so he can see some tentacle rape while he uploads images is my guess. On his way spoony met up with angry joe and visited lord british in his house.
He never met him in person before but he has talked to him over twitter many times before, spoony also changed his twitter avatar image just if you wanted to know. Spoony posted a hidden camera video even though it's not because the video res is good and not shat out of someone's ass, stupid Angry joe hurry up and review a game and stop beating piƱatas. Spoony headed on and finally got to his new home and what did he do when he got there..... e-begged on his twitter obviously. He created a wishlist on Amazon and said that he moved into his new house and created a list of stuff to fill it up with, and that means pay for my shit.
I mean seriously what the hell is wrong with this guy, he asked for furniture and TV's worth hundreds of dollars and people even bought them and that shows how stupid his fanbase really is. You'd think that he was Sean Fausz..... oh wait he's exactly like him but he said thanks for the donations so ummm yay.
This is just a few of the things he asked for as there were over 30 different items listed originally with multiple wants for each and people bought them. Just take a look at that $25 Amazon gift card, there is 25 wants for it and just add that up..... it totals $625. That's just one item of of 11 which was left by the time I took that pic and there was over 30 originally so how much money worth of items did he ask for. He just loves sticking his dirty dick into our wallets doesn't he.
He is really a tramp, what a cheap bastard but remember he said thanks. Some people said bad stuff about spoony but fanboys said good like usual. Spoony' probably pays his bills by sucking on some homeless guys dirty dick at street corners for spare change, what how else do you think he pays for Obama care.


UPDATE
It seems that the dumb ass spoony one has hurt his arms trying to life something, what an idiot. Probably saw something too big and thought im a man I can do this and then seconds later his arms snap. What a shame, now it will take even longer for him to put out a review. He also has to install some lighting in his house as certain rooms didn't have the right stuff or something like that.

Someone made a funny joke I'd like to share.

Spoony one also got a PS4 but it's in Miles house so who knows when he'll get to play it and hopefully review a game...... but we all know that won't happen. Let me guess he paid for it with fan donations, please loyal fans I didn't get enough money from being a fluffer so give me some more to pay for it. I bet you that's how it went.


In other news
I spotted some weird furry ad on his site and damn is that odd, come to think of it isn't spoony, cinema snob and TGWTG's into that sort of thing. For all you know that might be an ad for furry porn judging by the full frontal animal breasts.