Noah Antwiler: Depression Quest

It's been more or less confirmed by April that Spoony is suffering from depression, which has led to him quitting videos and Twitter. He basically spends his days playing video games and browsing the internet. He rues the fact that he never rose to become a TV star, but he probably still thinks in the back of his mind he'll make it some day - but he'll start tomorrow. Or next week - already had most of the week off, might as well wait till Monday right? And then it happens again and again. And that is the cycle of Spoony nowadays.

Unfortunately he's collecting $1300 a month just to exist from his incredibly autistic and socially retarded Patreons, which just makes him even more pathetic. I'd pity him if he wasn't such a cunt to anyone who tried to help him in the past. Now I just think the best thing is to simply forget him. You know, just move on with our lives and focus on something else. Well, maybe.  

Though it's kinda hard to move on when you have ebin meltdowns like this on twitter, so I guess there's something to look forward to. 

Also I'm genuinely curious what sort of job Spoony could even get these days if, hypothetically, he decided to quit the whole internet reviewer thing. It's a problem that isn't entirely unique to Spoony; z-list internet celebrity 'content creators' generally have an excessively grandiose view of themselves and their work that wont really translate into a different career when the Patreon scam/ad revenue bubble bursts. For Spoony it's even worse though. His very public health issues and mental meltdown, egomania, inability to take even constructive criticism, (public!) bdsm/rape jokes about a coworker that can charitably be called ill-conceived, and generally poor work ethic all conspire to make him a very poor prospect for even minimum wage jobs. I wouldn't trust him to show up consistently for work at McDonalds. If he had a better work ethic, maybe writing rpg content could be an option perhaps.

So your probably asking yourself what does Spoony do all the time if he hasn't posted on Twitter for a month, I'll tell you: Jack shit! No honestly I think he's just sitting there on his ass taking a paycheck like a whore eats dollar bills. 


http://steamcommunity.com/id/thespoonyone/ I wouldn't be surprised if he just didn't even announce his retirement, and just decided to slowly fall into obscurity by just not even doing anything anymore. It's probably more cut and dry. Yes he's racked with shame and it's taken away his drive to do anything. I think he should stop taking his meds. Though that might make him worse. I'm pretty sure he's taking erectile dysfunction meds,  he does look like the type that suffers from it.  


We all know it's April playing Skyrim and not Spoony. 

I mean what the fuck happened to him? Remember the good old days before he became a complete asshole? Yeah, I do. 

For all we know he's retired off screen because he can't handle it anymore. Maybe one day he'll be walking Oreo and a will bump into a fan, the fan will ask if he's doing any more videos and Spoony just comes out and tells him "Oh, I'm not doing that anymore, I got an actual job now". That job being a moocher. Heck, maybe he does feel remorse, but the shame is SO big that he can't even make himself ask for forgiveness?

Also, I do recall Spoony mentioning that he wanted to use the whole reviewer thing as a stepping stone for "bigger, better things"

But there's always a reason, he may be telling us something with the last video he put up. I think he's getting cucked and it's ruined him. How can you air that out, impossible for someone like him. So he's bottled it up and it killed off any urge to do the only thing he can do, make videos.  It's not only a means to make money, it's literally his hobby. What would drive someone to throw 1k away when all you have to do is make a video about stuff you like every so often?  Apathy from an emotionally distraught state of mind. Which might be at the root of his problem. Really makes you think.

Source: My ass

Spoony One is alive

Looks like the faglord himself is actually alive, or maybe it's a sock puppet of his dead body being operated by April. Who knows? Anyway here's what he posted on Twitter:

So basically it's a big pile of shit, I doubt there was any real problem with him at all. I bet it's a ruse cruise so he can get more patreon money. And even though he was absent from Twitter and making anything he got right back to shitposting about Donald Trump, comic book shit and wrestling. Simply amazing.

Is Spoony dead?

I waited a while before posting this since Noah really could have taken a break off Twitter, but it's starting to seem that he may be dead or there's something wrong with him. Mental issues aside. It's been weeks since Spoony has posted on Twitter, this promoted a huge response from internet assholes who have nothing better to do than to ask "where is Spoony?" as if they really want to read him rant about Trump. Apparently he is playing some skyrim mod and he's too busy to post anything. Alos since Spoony wasn't online the next best thing was to stalk April (looking at you DHI) and pry into every little thing she posted from her creepy ass dolls, to getting a job, transportation, and heck even recently her age. That's funny considering most of those internet tough guys are probably in their 30's living in a basement, unlike me, a Greek god.  

Moving on. Though this all could mean that they are having finical problems seeing as that Patreon money isn't enough to pay for all of their bills, oh boo hoo. This is why April is looking for a job and Spoony probably is too.

But in the end of the day who gives a fuck anymore, I mean they are called internet nobodies for a reason. I don't know why people rant about them every single bloody day, the best reason I can come up with is that they have no life of their own so they'll pick apart another's to make them feel better. I mean I rant about shit too but I don't take any of it seriously, nor do I honestly hate anyone in life other than a few people that I personally know. Shits that simple, just walk away nigga.

First new video in two months! And April rides the bull!

It seems that Spoony's Patreon's are getting bang for their buck, the first video in two months has been released! I mean is Noah on a roll or what? How does he keep up with all this hard work? And if you are wondering his Patreon has dropped to 1,500 burger dollars, which means he'll soon get desperate and selling out April to his creepy fans. Or himself if they swing that way.

Either he'll change his ways or he'll still be a money grabbing faggot, though I honestly wouldn't be surprised if Spoony actually began working a real job like a normal person. Because remember he has to pay for his mortgage, his living expenses, insurance, medical bills, taxes and all other shit like dragon dildo's. Heck we all have to pay for shit like that and Spoony "special snowflake" One isn't any different, so if any of you shitheads who are giving him money reading this then please stop indulging him. Anyway let's get to that stupid video he put out:

Fuck sake it's a stupid wrestling related video, and the worst thing is that Noah put effort into this 3 minute video when he could have easily done something else. Heck I'd rather listen to another counter monkey than this shit. It's like he's only seen Eurotrip now and thinks it's a fresh meme like the rest of those retards on 4chan. And now let's get to the Elephant in the room:

Jesus... dont even know where to start. I will point out that the word "commission" implies she paid someone to paint this. How the fuck does that conversation go... "Can you paint me having sex with this fictional character?" These two images are functionally the same thing. I kinda respect the brony more since at least his isn't sexual.... yet.

She also changed her hair color, uhm yay! Moving on:

And here's some stuff from DHI because even I'm too lazy for original content

Spoony just makes up a new disorder here and there when he needs to be the victim again, leaving a tweet saying "sry guyz. it was a bad month" before bitching about wrestling and/or trump again.


Gonna suck my own dick here for a moment and say yeeep, I was absolutely right. Although that's saying very little, I might as well have predicted the sky was blue and fire is hot.

aaaand a short while later

Here's the thing. If you have sleep apnea and you're with anyone else trust me, they're gonna fucking know. I was staying with a friend for a while and his mother had it and I am astonished nobody ever smothered her with a pillow. It's one of the most vile and disgusting sounds in the entire world and if him and April are actually sharing a bed or even on the same floor of a house she'd hear it. Oh wait, that'd assume that this disorder is read or, more amusingly, maybe they aren't even sleeping together anymore.

Speaking of bullshit

This fucking prick. Literally a few months ago he was complaining about night terrors but now it's been years since he had one? Get fucked.

Until next time.

WrestleWrestle – Wrestlemania XXXII & NXT Takeover Dallas & Twitter Updates

Looks like the autistic fuck actually made a video, didn't expect this with all the autism going on over on his Twitter account. Speaking of speaking of twitter, here's some random shit he said recently:

Someone should put him to sleep permanently. 

Then the world would be retarded, just like Spoony. 

The ramblings of a mad man people.

Have we memed him too hard? Will he become Jew Wario 2.0?

With that aside let's get back to the video. It's a fucking wrestle wrestle video! Jesus H Christ on a pogo stick would make better content than this, I mean it's been MONTHS since his last video and he expects everyone to just shut the fuck up because muh autism and ptsd. I listened to half an hour of this crap while I was shitposting on 4chan and it just made me want to jump off a cliff. Who the hell cares at this point?

Spoony's new look, drug costs and twitter updates #notallmuslims

I think he wants to give you a mustache ride, or probably wants to receive one the sick fuck. Insert your own joke here:

What the hell is he on about?

The dick riding is real.

Spoony One is the new captain Sweden. 

Maybe he should put out a video instead of being an autistic shit.

And you being a needy fuck isn't helping. Thanks Obama. 

Ouch, spoony receives massive damage. 

That's it for this time, the dubs of truth singing off.

Spoony One Complains About Online Hate

Seriously someone should be choking him at this point, I'm automatically volunteering anyone who lives close to him. Wish you the best of luck.

Oh the irony, and boo fucking hoo. He had a cheek to even utter those words, he's the one who's backstabbing his fanbase and running away with free money like a jew. Well, he does have a nose that a plane could land on so there's that to consider. FREE GAZA! Cough, cough. Where did that come from? Anyway what do you guys think about this?

Spoony One Promises Rap Rat and other video's

Jesus Christ on a pogo stick, apparently this video has been over a year in the making according to Spoony. I mean it's been so freaking long since his last did those vhs video's, who the hell is still interested? You should get off this sinking ship while you still can, unless you are too retarded to do so because YEAR OF THE SPOONY. More like YEAR OF THE RETARD, considering everything that's going on in the world. Migrants and all that jazz, they could be coming for you next. Beware, the END times are nigh! Fear spreads fear, the Devil's core (Can you hear me?) Take my hand and follow me (Can you hear me?) It's magical - so here we go!

I highly doubt he'll do anything in February but fart all day long and post on Twitter.

This was taken last September, so I'm guessing he's been sitting on his ass as usual. And I'm guessing this is Ultima related? Or he's playing Robin Cuck in the new porno? I dunno, what do you think?

There was a 4chan thread about TGWTG if anyone's interested.
http://boards.4chan.org/tv/thread/65198262/while-not-entirely-angry-unlimited-pesos-joe-or

19/07/2015 - Twitter Madness

Jesus, keeping track on the non-insane stuff on Spoony's Twitter sure is taxing, if not downright bonkers. There's literally so much stuff that even a brief summary would be pages, I'll be driven insane if I ever look at Spoony's Twitter again. Let's enjoy the suffering together.

There's tons more of this btw, Spoony is such a nerd. The kind that makes rape jokes.

He can't even do video games and he thinks he can cover politics.

Fuck me hard! He literally did over 50 jokes about the one fucking image, I'm serious, go over to his twitter and you'll see over 50 of these fucking images.

Insert your own joke here.

Vlog when? Oh wait he's got autism, leave him alone guys.

Can he get more retarded? 

This is only true if he's using windows 98, and I doubt it takes over a day to render a monkey sitting in front of a camera. 

Fuck this shit. #Killmenow

Who here is actually reading this shit?

12/07/2015 - Spoony's Twitter Madness

It thought it was about time to give Spoony the Twitter Madness treatment, let the show begin. I just can't stand that he posts about random comic shit, it's like there's some sad part of him that believes he's actually doing something constructive. And there's so much shit on his Twitter that it will be hard to cover, so I'll only be posting bits and pieces.

It's time to feel sorry for Spoony. It's time to shed man tears!

Holey moley, this is like something an insane guy would say.

I don't think anybody's listening Noah. 

Stop being a party pooper.

I refuse to believe this.

Don't forget that rape charge Spoony, we can't forget about that.

How can he call himself a WWE fan when he doesn't watch Smackdown?

This guy is one of Spoony's dick suckers, he's always there for his senpai when he needs to be blowed.

Check it out, Spoony's trying to hide his inner furry.