Spoony bakes! April cosplay as a elf and other updates

Apparently Noah cooked and made Cornbread, I've been waiting a time to reference this:

You gonna eat your cornbread?

Haha, it's been a while since I've seen LIFE and I think I'll watch it again. Great movie, give it a watch. Spoony has mainly been posting a big load of shit on Twitter from the recent shootings in the USA (boo fucking hoo) among many other liberal crap like hating on Donald Trump, his favorite pastime. In other news it seems April has been a busy bee working on her cosplay for Anime Midwest, she dressed as an Inquisitor. Pretty decent.

She's also been talking about her "family" in Skyrim because she can't have one with that real life goblin she lives with called Spoony. I mean could you even picture someone having children with a creature like him?

Weird shit.

Dear lord, she met the nasty cock slut himself. Prep the bull.

Spoony buying her a game, shame he couldn't actually do anything productive. Even through all of this where the hell has Spoony been? Certainly not earning all those patreon bucks. And why didn't Spoony attend Anime Midwest? I guess he'll burn under the sun nowadays if he leaves his house.

Final Fantasy XIII – Part 2 (Commentary)

At least he is putting these up regularly as it will give us something to watch but when will he actually get back to reviewing as he is really lazy. Im just saying and I know he just finished FF13 so it will take some time before he gets back into things. During this video he random media inserts appear on screen and spoony say's "random stuff" because he himself didn't know why he is doing all that.

He talks about the pixel art in the background and explains how they got there and how he created them, I don't really care much for that but at least we have an explanation. After that he then explains that MD Geist joke and talks about where that joke came from, he rambles on long about this complaining that there wasn't much anime to get in the early/mid 90's....... even though there was a shit ton to choose from as anime was a big thing even back then so he probably has no clue what he was talking about.

Next he says that the worst characters are hope and vanille (Even though more people said Fang rather than Hope but whatever) and that people say he is whinny but spoony defends him saying his mother just died, yes correct and he's right. After he then complains that "nobody else other than Hope has a character arc", he doesn't have a clue what he is talking about as the entire game builds up each character with flashbacks showing you how they have changed from events so he's wrong there. He probably takes arc as whinny to not whinny, see change even though that's overly simplifying it. Most of this video was him talking about the above and he did drag it out..... alot.

Video Link
http://spoonyexperiment.com/commentaries/final-fantasy-xiii-part-2-commentary/

In other News
It appear's more of his videos are getting flagged.

Spoony One and Cinema Snob Crossover...... ewwww.

Spoony can't buy new camera because money is tight...... awww but what about all that money he makes of his videos that sustain his life.

Final Fantasy XIII – Part 6

After days of waiting he finally got it done, the sad story of this video is that it was also filmed back in October so again we are watching a months old video. The other sad part is that he said he was gonna get both videos done by the end of last year and he got one done but said that he was pushing it to get the video done but failed to do so. It gets worse as even though he pushed to get it done and failed he still had days of work to do so why didn't he tell us the truth because he knew he wouldn't get it done but hey he said sorry that he didn't get it done by new years so we can forgive him..... right.

Fuck No

It seems that spoony is using JWPlayer as his new video player and god is it awful, it works even worse than blip as the video kept crashing while I was watching. Anyway to the actual video, he starts the review right where he left off the last and immediately starts ranting after the anime wannabee intro. Spoony references why does god need a star ship from a shitty star trek movie and god was it awful.

He starts to attack the combat system and says that at least in FF10 you had to figure out a pattern to take out your enemy while in FF13 you don't...... umm wrong. It's not that obvious in FF13 as you only use the auto attack when you have info on the enemy because if you don't you'll need to figure our it's weakness through using a variety of attacks so your an idiot spoontard. He says that manually doing it is a waste of time even though I actually used it quite frequently as some moves increase the stagger more than what the auto chooses for you.

At the end boss spoony complains that the fight is too easy and you only need to use army of one in order to win, wrong again because spoony grinded in order to get army of one to that level of effectiveness. I have played the game and I barley used that move because it wasn't useful and multiple regular attacks did more damage compared to the time spent using that one single move.

Later on in the upgrading tree it must become stronger and that means you grind your way there which spoony must have did even though he skipped over the grinding of gran pulse which he didn't cover. We can tell this as his characters stats were higher than average during the final battle, the battle would have been tougher as it was for me because I played the game and enjoyed it rather than grinding and farming like no tomorrow. You shouldn't play games that way as you'll just force yourself the hate the game due to the hours and hours on end of grinding.

They beat the boss and suddenly most of the gang turn into monsters causing Fang to transform into Ragnarok which is what bartantedus wants but it turns out that this was an illusion meant to force her to destroy him and you can tell that from playing the game but no Spoony rants on this and says what the hell happened they were dead and says "friendship bullshit" even though at that point in the game and even in the footage he showed lighting says falcie smoke and mirrors which means that didn't happen. He is just trolling the game as he has been doing since day one and it's just pathetic, can't he just give us his actual opinion on a game truthfully rather than making up stupid reasons to hate it. 

Free monster porn

Barthandelus dies and cocoon starts to fall and before we see what happens spoony rants saying "thanks snow you just killed millions of people" and if he just waited a second he would see that fang and vanille transform into Ragnarok and save cocoon from falling. He also says duh how do they do that even though they have done it before in the past and you know that from playing the game because they fucking tell you..... god is this guy an idiot. He also never talked about the games narrative flashing back and forward between the past and present which is interesting in itself as we get to see who they were before and how these characters have developed over the course of the game. This is a core piece of the storytelling in this game and he never talked about it.

He ends the review up a horrible sketch where spoony gets the beating he deserves, snow enters his house and starts to beat the shit out of spoony while quoting the game but spoony fights back by ripping off road house. They reenact the scene from the game where snow hangs his jacket out and it gets shot to pieces although snow isn't covered in bandages but wearing a shirt probably because he didn't want people to see his man tits and beer gut and yes that is cinema snobs friend playing snow. That again backs up the time when this was filmed and that was probably around the same time as that justin bieber video they did together. After this fiasco we can hear a voice clip from Advent Children so I guess that's next, he's gonna troll it like a retard isn't he. I almost didn't recognize Brian since he has shaved his face since the last time I saw him, cinema snob also posted this video on his site since Brian appeared in it.

Spoony cut alot of this game out as there is a shit ton he never talked about even though he has reviewed this over a year so why didn't he, probably because he never played the game and just reviewed it off Sean Fausz's game play footage thinking that nobody has played the game and wouldn't object to what he says it is but guess what...... we did as myself and others have criticized him for it. It's just shows how big on an idiot and ignorant he is. 

Throughout the review he keeps picking at the data logs acting like the game should spell every little detail to you, here's an example in Mass Effect an asair says by the goddess and that's a reference to their culture and they don't tell you what it is because you guessed it datalog. FF13 isn't the only game that does this dumb ass so stop acting like this is your first encounter. Spoony also never showed or talked about vanilles flashback where she comes out of her crystal nude only covered by a very bright light, he should have mentioned this and talked about how the Japanese like em young because you know they're a bunch of fucking pedophiles.

Constructive criticism doesn't get any better than this, I have painstakingly fought back against his criticism of this game because I know what he is doing. He always says that he goes into something with an open mind not wanting to hate it but that's a lie because he always does. I hope you have enjoyed my fight back against this prick across all the posts about him because he seriously deserves it, I'll see you next time when this guys again does something stupid.

Video Link

http://spoonyexperiment.com/game-reviews/final-fantasy-xiii-part-6/

Asshole hasn't uploaded to YouTube yet and probably won't due to copyright because he only cares about the money.

Update
The cheap bastard actually did upload to YouTube the other day so yippee, now you can watch the video without it stuttering every two seconds.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9G_cc1mPp0

Note

I'll fix this up and add more pictures to this tomorrow as his new video player is messing up real badly but for now enjoy heaps of text.

In other News
Spoony one admits he is a gay faggot.

He actually got this review done days after he was supposed to.

The freak himself really needs his hentai, then he must have been the one searching FF13 porno's.

Let’s Play SWAT 4 – Mission #15: Olympic Manhunt

A hilarious video from Spoony, it was really funny and I loved the gay jokes against Russia and the Sochi games. My favourite joke in this video was they attack from behind...... get it because they ram stuff up your bum. I guess spoony doesn't like what Russia is doing against gay faggots even thought it's against gay propaganda and not gays themselves but the media will twist it into what they want to believe anyway. The title of the video is lets play even though this isn't a lets play but somebody said in the comments that he played the mission for hours and kept dying all the time so you can understand why he never posted it on his site.

Overall you should check this video out as you'll get a good laugh, does this video really make up for the last one though. I'd say yes and no because the last was dead air and why did he continue a years dead lets play. That was really stupid of him but I guess the fans demanded it, hurry up and edit that new video you took footage of because I don't want any more let's plays.

Video Link
http://spoonyexperiment.com/2013/10/24/lets-play-swat-4-mission-15-olympic-manhunt/

Spoony Moving House
Also if you didn't already know spoony is moving out of his brothers house into his blue haired anime character girlfriends house, normally I don't comment on his personal life but this time it's different. He is moving out of the scenes we already know and the backgrounds will be different in his new video's, it will also take him more time to put out a new video because he has to get everything set up again.

Spoony's Twitter and More

Spoony complaining again

It's odd that a bullet hit through spoony's anime character girlfriends window.

Spoony one has been having some problems with his Sony Vegas as seen below.

Probably pirated it like the Irate Gaymer.

Spoony goes to Finland

His face say's yea suck my dick bitch

Watch out he might rape someone, knowing Spoony one he probably might. He'll just be like but I am the spoony one you must please me, now onto the orgy's my fellow fans. Afterwards he will rape someone in a toilet for desert and then get someone to take a video and upload to some internet porn website for money, what you know he would. Anyhow he is going to an Animecon in Finland to watch some tentacle hentai, ok that's not what he's going there for but he could be. He is going to see his fans in Finland and hopefully not embarrass himself in from of everyone, I hope the don't show Legend of the Overfiend at the convention. Spoony would make a good lead for an American remake of the Japanese rapeman series, you know he would take up the offer. It would be either him or brad jones, both would fuck their pets to get furry lovers on board.

I knew Spoony One was a furry lover all along, him and the rest of TGWTG. You'd think they were all Japanese.

Wait, people are actually going to spend earth currency just to go see this dickhead

Video Link
http://spoonyexperiment.com/2013/06/20/vlog-6-20-13-site-update/