Final Fantasy XIII – Part 6

After days of waiting he finally got it done, the sad story of this video is that it was also filmed back in October so again we are watching a months old video. The other sad part is that he said he was gonna get both videos done by the end of last year and he got one done but said that he was pushing it to get the video done but failed to do so. It gets worse as even though he pushed to get it done and failed he still had days of work to do so why didn't he tell us the truth because he knew he wouldn't get it done but hey he said sorry that he didn't get it done by new years so we can forgive him..... right.

Fuck No

It seems that spoony is using JWPlayer as his new video player and god is it awful, it works even worse than blip as the video kept crashing while I was watching. Anyway to the actual video, he starts the review right where he left off the last and immediately starts ranting after the anime wannabee intro. Spoony references why does god need a star ship from a shitty star trek movie and god was it awful.

He starts to attack the combat system and says that at least in FF10 you had to figure out a pattern to take out your enemy while in FF13 you don't...... umm wrong. It's not that obvious in FF13 as you only use the auto attack when you have info on the enemy because if you don't you'll need to figure our it's weakness through using a variety of attacks so your an idiot spoontard. He says that manually doing it is a waste of time even though I actually used it quite frequently as some moves increase the stagger more than what the auto chooses for you.

At the end boss spoony complains that the fight is too easy and you only need to use army of one in order to win, wrong again because spoony grinded in order to get army of one to that level of effectiveness. I have played the game and I barley used that move because it wasn't useful and multiple regular attacks did more damage compared to the time spent using that one single move.

Later on in the upgrading tree it must become stronger and that means you grind your way there which spoony must have did even though he skipped over the grinding of gran pulse which he didn't cover. We can tell this as his characters stats were higher than average during the final battle, the battle would have been tougher as it was for me because I played the game and enjoyed it rather than grinding and farming like no tomorrow. You shouldn't play games that way as you'll just force yourself the hate the game due to the hours and hours on end of grinding.

They beat the boss and suddenly most of the gang turn into monsters causing Fang to transform into Ragnarok which is what bartantedus wants but it turns out that this was an illusion meant to force her to destroy him and you can tell that from playing the game but no Spoony rants on this and says what the hell happened they were dead and says "friendship bullshit" even though at that point in the game and even in the footage he showed lighting says falcie smoke and mirrors which means that didn't happen. He is just trolling the game as he has been doing since day one and it's just pathetic, can't he just give us his actual opinion on a game truthfully rather than making up stupid reasons to hate it. 

Free monster porn

Barthandelus dies and cocoon starts to fall and before we see what happens spoony rants saying "thanks snow you just killed millions of people" and if he just waited a second he would see that fang and vanille transform into Ragnarok and save cocoon from falling. He also says duh how do they do that even though they have done it before in the past and you know that from playing the game because they fucking tell you..... god is this guy an idiot. He also never talked about the games narrative flashing back and forward between the past and present which is interesting in itself as we get to see who they were before and how these characters have developed over the course of the game. This is a core piece of the storytelling in this game and he never talked about it.

He ends the review up a horrible sketch where spoony gets the beating he deserves, snow enters his house and starts to beat the shit out of spoony while quoting the game but spoony fights back by ripping off road house. They reenact the scene from the game where snow hangs his jacket out and it gets shot to pieces although snow isn't covered in bandages but wearing a shirt probably because he didn't want people to see his man tits and beer gut and yes that is cinema snobs friend playing snow. That again backs up the time when this was filmed and that was probably around the same time as that justin bieber video they did together. After this fiasco we can hear a voice clip from Advent Children so I guess that's next, he's gonna troll it like a retard isn't he. I almost didn't recognize Brian since he has shaved his face since the last time I saw him, cinema snob also posted this video on his site since Brian appeared in it.

Spoony cut alot of this game out as there is a shit ton he never talked about even though he has reviewed this over a year so why didn't he, probably because he never played the game and just reviewed it off Sean Fausz's game play footage thinking that nobody has played the game and wouldn't object to what he says it is but guess what...... we did as myself and others have criticized him for it. It's just shows how big on an idiot and ignorant he is. 

Throughout the review he keeps picking at the data logs acting like the game should spell every little detail to you, here's an example in Mass Effect an asair says by the goddess and that's a reference to their culture and they don't tell you what it is because you guessed it datalog. FF13 isn't the only game that does this dumb ass so stop acting like this is your first encounter. Spoony also never showed or talked about vanilles flashback where she comes out of her crystal nude only covered by a very bright light, he should have mentioned this and talked about how the Japanese like em young because you know they're a bunch of fucking pedophiles.

Constructive criticism doesn't get any better than this, I have painstakingly fought back against his criticism of this game because I know what he is doing. He always says that he goes into something with an open mind not wanting to hate it but that's a lie because he always does. I hope you have enjoyed my fight back against this prick across all the posts about him because he seriously deserves it, I'll see you next time when this guys again does something stupid.

Video Link

http://spoonyexperiment.com/game-reviews/final-fantasy-xiii-part-6/

Asshole hasn't uploaded to YouTube yet and probably won't due to copyright because he only cares about the money.

Update
The cheap bastard actually did upload to YouTube the other day so yippee, now you can watch the video without it stuttering every two seconds.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9G_cc1mPp0

Note

I'll fix this up and add more pictures to this tomorrow as his new video player is messing up real badly but for now enjoy heaps of text.

In other News
Spoony one admits he is a gay faggot.

He actually got this review done days after he was supposed to.

The freak himself really needs his hentai, then he must have been the one searching FF13 porno's.

Let’s Fap With Benzaie & Spoony – Live

Have they no dignity or shame reviewing a Japanese hentai porn game, what's next rapeman or legend of the overfiend. That set aside the video was hilarious, they start off by asking if they checked people at the doors for age since they will be playing a Japanese porn game. They also say that if you want a copy of the game you can buy one from the Yaoi seller..... so a seller of gay manga/anime materials also sells porn games that feature straight sex that isn't aimed at gays but straights? This confuses me but it's Japan and they get up to all sick depraved things. Benzaie say's he will do the male voices and Spoony will do the female voices..... ok creepy. I really don't want to hear spoony talking about sucking Benzaie's dick, just hope they don't act it out.

They do well doing voices for the game as it's hilarious, had a good laugh listening to spoony voicing the cat god. Just look at the main menu, it's all like ho ho fun but it's a porn game and you can't really tell by the main menu. Benzaie said that he has played the game for 50 hours, he also made sure to save the game at certain points so he can jump ahead in the story for the convention. Spoony pretends to lick Benzaie and there's alot of odd movements among them throughout the video so be sure to watch them as well as the video they show.

In the game they are at a restaurant and Benzaie asks spoony to do a cartoony voice for the woman, he does voices from the Muppet's and it's really funny. The frog and the woman pig thing, spoony comments on the woman's design and say's my breasts are bigger than my head. Benzaie voices the lead comically waving his hands in the air at times, overall the first part is really funny but sadly the second video doesn't hold up as much.

The second video starts and a naked cat girl appears, Spoony goes whoa and the crowd laughs. This video was funny but not as much as the first, it's mostly due to the weirdness of watching them doing dialogue over a blowjob scene. It's not funny just creepy, he also didn't upload these to YouTube and I don't blame him but they are censored so he could get away with it. You can just tell Benzaie edited the video and the baguette just gives it away, spoony had to do even less work now. The baguette is also kinda low res so he could have made improvements there, he also keeps it on screen even when there isn't any nudity which shows that he was lazy in the editing process.

It seems that both of them are having fun with this and so does the crowd, more people are in this crowd than a Linkara live show by far except these guy know when to shut the fuck up, Benzaie keeps going oh Mikan when she asks for the main characters Milk and you know what she means by that.

Yes laugh you sick fucks, what's with these guys..... oh wait misyongists. I don't really like listening to spoony's slurping, who knows maybe he's a gay bastard or cross dresser. Benzaie starts goofing around, is it me or is he funnier than spoony one. Hey lets check out what he has done...... oh the sick fuck. So he was the one who reviewed Rapelay on TGWTG, I know he's French but this is too much.

I don't like this guy anymore, you do know what Rapelay is. It's a rape simulator game from Japan which really sickens me, you'd think it was bad enough that it exists but this prick had to go and review it for comedic purposes. Ah yes raping women is just so hilarious, im pretty sure they do that at stand up comedy routines all the time. He describes the game as a tic tac, you open them up and pass them around your friends. What are they both misogynists now and Benzaie reviews games like that for a living as he has done much more which just say's something about him mentally, what kind of people even play Japanese porn games. They'd be obsess with rape and sex like some retard Japanese guy who fucks his anime pillows, Japan's a really messed up country and that's an understatement. What did he do with the game anyway..... oh god.

I know he was doing it satirically but still it's not something to be made fun of as it's a serious issue.

What are they stand up comedians, they start acting like idiots and spoony starts mimicking Gordon Ramsay during the blowjob scene saying stuff like "your doing it wrong" and other stuff that Gordon Ramsay say's. Im really disturbed by both of them as they use a game like this as humour which say's something about them mentally, what's next a video review of tentacle rape and crack jokes along the way. The worst thing about this event is that Benzaie compares sucking a dick to feeding a baby a bottle........ what the fuck is wrong with him. Is he one of those sick depraved fucks who watched a Serbian film, I mean what has this world come to. Part 1 and 2 were funny but I don't think the rest will be since it will be them two voicing over many sex scenes as that's not funny just disturbing. A few freak shows later and our journey has come to an end, anyhow if you want more of spoony at Finland then check out this guys YouTube videos as he uploaded some which spoony didn't record.

Video Link
http://spoonyexperiment.com/2013/08/08/lets-fap-with-benzaie-spoony-live/

SGC 2013 – Spoony Q&A

Spoony's in SGC, so he is in Stargate Command but I don't see General Hammond, Teal'c or SG1 anywhere so what gives and I though the SGC was in Cheyenne Mountain. Not even a system lord about, who would have thought. Spoony starts off the Q&A by throwing red balls at the crowd, that was funny to see but he did it for too long so it wore out.

Apophis anyone

He then tells a story about how he has a guy who gets him things such as imported porn and Japanese games, let me just guess that the imported porn comes from Japan and the Japanese games are Rapelay and Battleraper. What you know he probably has those games, dear god what the hell's wrong with Japan anyway. It just say's something about Spoony One's mind when you know this, no wonder why people call him a misogynist.

He then begins to say that he has a power over people to make them do stuff, Im just gonna guess that he's one of those people who are all about submission and are like yea suck my dick bitch. All the idiots in the crowd are probably part of his duck sucking fanbase so they already know, they just go along and are like please may I have another. He say's that he actually liked Final Fantasy 13 up until hopes house and he just wanted to express where in real life when he stopped playing the game in the as he say's "Story line". He then calls FF13 the most beautiful game on the PS3 (Yea Right) and that he wanted to like the game, he also say's that "Eyes on Me" the song for FF8 is a really good song but if that's the case why did he troll on the game at that point.

8 bit mickey was annoying at first but he doesn't yabber as much in the second half of the video, in between all this he takes some questions from the crowd. Someone asks him to play Tekken with him tomorrow and Spoony is kinda ignorant about this as he answers back by asking is that an event of thing here but the guy was honestly asking do you want to play a game with me. Spoony say's only if it's tekken tag tournament which more or less means no, what a dick at least interact with your fans. Another guy asks what do you do the show for and Spoony say's because it's fun and I like to do it, 8 bit mickey say's the money while spoony is talking which was funny but I think he is drunk at this event as some said in the comments.

It was funny because someone ask spoony about what video editing programs does he use and he say's it depends on what you want to do. He then mentions the Cinema Snob and that he uses a very simple video editing program which is sad because it's so basic, he say's that all he does is bitch about movies in front of a camera so all he has to do is click and drag his clips together to make his videos. Check out my cinema snob blog if you want to hear more about him, spoony does talk about some other stuff but you can check out the video for yourself.

Video Links
http://spoonyexperiment.com/2013/06/25/sgc-2013-spoony-qa/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSz28eKgn9I

SGC 2013 – Spoony Riffs Final Fantasy Unlimited

Spoony riffs on an episode of the Final Fantasy anime, this video is really funny so check it out. The only two things I will mention is that spoony say's it's from the 90's due to bad animation but it's actually from 2001, he also didn't make an Earthworm Jim reference which was a shame because I and others expected it.

SGC 2013 – Spoony Riffs Shadowrun, A Night’s Work

This video was meh as it didn't really seem like he could make fun of the video, don't blame him though as there wasn't much to work with.

SGC 2013 – Spoony Riffs the Chuck E. Cheese Walkabout Guide

Video was average at best but does have some funny moments, first half has the least laughs but the second is better.

Spoony app now available for Android and Apple devices!

All I can say about this is sigh, I don't need to explain why. Cinema snob and Linkara appear in the video two, oh wait more shitheads who only care about the money.

An Appeal from the Animator!

Lame.

SGC 2013 – Spoony Riffs the Radio Shack VISThis video was kinda funny but overall just average, people ask to do the star trek rock monster video but he goes no I want to do this one. What a dick, im guessing he chose this one because he planned this video and probably already practiced all his jokes for it in the mirror beforehand so he wouldn't mess up. He makes a bunch of Xbox One jokes even though they already removed all or most of the bad stuff, there are very little comments for these videos which just shows how much people are interested in them.

SGC 2013 – Spoony Riffs Starfox 64

Riffs Starfox 64 or an ad for the 64 which just so happens to feature Starfox 64 in it, misleading title Noah. I couldn't hear much of what he was saying and the video itself was funny but Spoony's banter was annoying and pointless.

SGC 2013 – Spoony Riffs Discovering the World Wide Web

This wasn't even one bit funny, I didn't even finish watching the video it was that bad.

SGC 2013 – Spoony Riffs SEGA’s 1994 CES Promo Video

So what this is it for the convention...... lame. This video was ok and people in the audience should have shut the fuck up as we all know the stupid advertising memes. It was the same guy most of the time thought this event, maybe it's the same ass who shouts out in Linkara's live shows...... probably is. Just look how much comments and views these video get, comments crawled in on his site and views were only around 8-9k on YouTube.

Meanwhile on Spoony's Twitter

Yea we all know your an ugly fuck

Yea he wishes