Big Trouble in Little China (Commodore 64) Review

Well it's almost been a month since his last video, and no, Wrestle Wrestle and the Nostalgia critic episode don't count since they require little effort. And what did he decide to "review", Big Trouble in Little China for the Commodore 64, seriously why does he even bother to do anything when he does video's on the most mundane stuff.

He starts out the video with a painful sketch like all TGWTG video's, seriously it's like watching amateur hour at your local comedy club, except this time it ain't funny. It features Insano and what appears to be Spoonys fluffer talking about what happened to Spoony, they mention a Mako (pronounced Ma-Ko and not may-ko, faggot wapanese fanboy) explosion and my eyes begin to role because you know video game reference. After that opening sequence Spoony begins to riff the opening of the movie the game is based on, he mostly says a load of crap thinking he sounds smart but he does say one thing of major importance. He says that Final Fantasy 13-2 is in the "render queue", I'm pretty sure that porn video of spoony getting ass raped by Space Marines from Warhammer 40k is also in that render queue.

April-chan is not amused

After that he starts talking about the movie and the lengths he went to get a working Commodore 64 from Germany, because Spoony loves his German scat, what didn't you know he loves it when his fans and April all take a dump on his chest, all at the same time! Anyway, I'm pretty sure that his Paetron money payed for all Commodore 64 crap he bought, that and April's hair dye. As usual it takes him seven and a half miniutes til he actually talks about the game, and boy is the rest of the video as painful as Spoony One's tantrums.

What the hell am I looking at?

He seriously goes through the game like he's the Angry Video Game Nerd, while randomly cutting to clips from the movie to keep you entertained, but even those can't save this video. It's like watching the early days of the Irate Gamer, except it's worse because remember this is the Spoony One, aka Noah "cumdumpster" Antwiler. He get's so desperate he resorts to playing the Gangnam style music to his low pan style, "insert angry comment here".

Yeah, I bet this is what fucks him at night

And after all that he ends the video parodying the end of the movie and a headless appears holding a highlander game, oh god, it better not be another Commodore 64 game because I don't want to watch another AVGN rip off video. But remember this is Spoony, so he's always gonna do something stupid, like threaten someone with rape, who said that?

Better yet, shove that rope up his ass

Spoony can read alright, but he needs giant font because he's bipolar

Don't we all just love that anime troll

That's all I got......for now!

Nostalgia Critic: BloodRayne

I know this isn't a Cinema Snob or Spoony video but since both of them posted it on their sites, this gives me a reason to tear all of them a new one. Let's begin...

Ah, the perfect photo for the sex offender registry, get to it internet

It starts off like a normal Nostalgia Critic video, a bad comedy sketch that nobody finds funny, this lasts about 2 minutes before we get whatever the hell this is.

More like: l'entente tripler pas drôle

The three of them talk a little about the movie before Linkara mentions that incident a couple of years ago, that he never went to Castleton, but we all know that he really means the whole rape threat incident that Spoony caused on twitter. Anyway onto the movie, they just talk their way through the movie in traditional TGWTG style poking at moments in the movie which they think are stupid. Here's an example:

In the movie Rayne get's her hand put into a bucket of water and it burns her, the "critics" poke at this moment and say how stupid it is and how Uwe Boll probably just made it up, this has in fact be taken from the actual video games and other video games such as Soul Reaver, the water could have also been blessed. This clearly shows that they haven't done there research and are just a bunch of bigots because it's a  "Boll" movie.

They are like this throughout the entire movie, they just pick at stuff and expect you to laugh because their chemistry together is so good, which in fact it's not because alone their unfunny but together they even unfunnier. Instead of critically analyzing the movie or just making actual funny jokes they just become one big mess of shit, though the only thing people say they do together is plugging each others butt holes, how did you think the writing process went.

Before the ad break Meatloaf appears and this was the worst part of the video because...well just look below and you'll understand.

I'm pretty sure that's what's left of their charity drives after they spend it all on themselves

I could spend all day writing this post but if you've already seen the video by now you'll understand why it sucks, there is so much more they got wrong about this movie and they act like it's the worst of the worst. Even though it's just an average campy movie, maybe they could see this if they could get past their own overblown ego's, it's not like there wasn't effort put into this movie because there was. It just takes a fan of the video games to notice, anyway watch the video and make up your own mind, I hope you come to the same conclusion that I have. I'd like to see them take on one of Boll's better movie's like Postal, Tunnel Rats, Far Cry, Rampage or Stoic. Because Boll did get better as his career went on.

Black Hole of Board Games – VCR Wrestlemania Game

A good funny video from Spoony unlike the Cinema Snob lately, even Linkara's are better than his and that say's something. The fans voted and they choose a wrestling board game, hmm I wish he did the star trek board game though as that would have been more funny. He tells us that you probably though it would have been like the other board games where you have someone to tell you what to do but no, sadly this one is stock footage of wrestling matches. Forgot he had an intro for this and it could be better, it's ok I guess. 13k people and change voted for this so that's ok for his fanbase after what's happened to him over the years.

During the course of the video spoony's "characters" appear and it's hilarious, you gotta watch this. He uses them to poke fun at himself, the Ultimate warrior tells spoony did you know there's a highlander movie. The Iron Sheik complains to spoony that he used to respect him but all he does now is counter monkey, yea I complain about that too. Yea spoony you just ridicule those who criticise you, asshole. Iron Sheik also tells him about the Final Fantasy and how he wants to fuck him in the ass...... ok weird. Overall this is a good funny video from spoony, yea I know this is the sucks blog but I have to tell you when his video's are funny and when they are not.

Wrestling

Video Link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HatyqWwR4eA
http://spoonyexperiment.com/2013/08/22/black-hole-of-board-games-vcr-wrestlemania-game/

Meanwhile on Spoony's Twitter

No matter what I say about him you have to give him respect for this, someone tried to state a fact that it happens everywhere but does that mean it's ok then. I can see how stating a fact could be misinterpreted as a defence but who the hell defends gang rapes unless your Japanese.

I know they are joking but this isn't something to joke about. Unless your a gay faggot that is (points to spoony and brad). Somebody also said that they'd prefer spoony and linkara but that's just sick, what's wrong with this world.

Let’s Fap With Benzaie & Spoony – Live

Have they no dignity or shame reviewing a Japanese hentai porn game, what's next rapeman or legend of the overfiend. That set aside the video was hilarious, they start off by asking if they checked people at the doors for age since they will be playing a Japanese porn game. They also say that if you want a copy of the game you can buy one from the Yaoi seller..... so a seller of gay manga/anime materials also sells porn games that feature straight sex that isn't aimed at gays but straights? This confuses me but it's Japan and they get up to all sick depraved things. Benzaie say's he will do the male voices and Spoony will do the female voices..... ok creepy. I really don't want to hear spoony talking about sucking Benzaie's dick, just hope they don't act it out.

They do well doing voices for the game as it's hilarious, had a good laugh listening to spoony voicing the cat god. Just look at the main menu, it's all like ho ho fun but it's a porn game and you can't really tell by the main menu. Benzaie said that he has played the game for 50 hours, he also made sure to save the game at certain points so he can jump ahead in the story for the convention. Spoony pretends to lick Benzaie and there's alot of odd movements among them throughout the video so be sure to watch them as well as the video they show.

In the game they are at a restaurant and Benzaie asks spoony to do a cartoony voice for the woman, he does voices from the Muppet's and it's really funny. The frog and the woman pig thing, spoony comments on the woman's design and say's my breasts are bigger than my head. Benzaie voices the lead comically waving his hands in the air at times, overall the first part is really funny but sadly the second video doesn't hold up as much.

The second video starts and a naked cat girl appears, Spoony goes whoa and the crowd laughs. This video was funny but not as much as the first, it's mostly due to the weirdness of watching them doing dialogue over a blowjob scene. It's not funny just creepy, he also didn't upload these to YouTube and I don't blame him but they are censored so he could get away with it. You can just tell Benzaie edited the video and the baguette just gives it away, spoony had to do even less work now. The baguette is also kinda low res so he could have made improvements there, he also keeps it on screen even when there isn't any nudity which shows that he was lazy in the editing process.

It seems that both of them are having fun with this and so does the crowd, more people are in this crowd than a Linkara live show by far except these guy know when to shut the fuck up, Benzaie keeps going oh Mikan when she asks for the main characters Milk and you know what she means by that.

Yes laugh you sick fucks, what's with these guys..... oh wait misyongists. I don't really like listening to spoony's slurping, who knows maybe he's a gay bastard or cross dresser. Benzaie starts goofing around, is it me or is he funnier than spoony one. Hey lets check out what he has done...... oh the sick fuck. So he was the one who reviewed Rapelay on TGWTG, I know he's French but this is too much.

I don't like this guy anymore, you do know what Rapelay is. It's a rape simulator game from Japan which really sickens me, you'd think it was bad enough that it exists but this prick had to go and review it for comedic purposes. Ah yes raping women is just so hilarious, im pretty sure they do that at stand up comedy routines all the time. He describes the game as a tic tac, you open them up and pass them around your friends. What are they both misogynists now and Benzaie reviews games like that for a living as he has done much more which just say's something about him mentally, what kind of people even play Japanese porn games. They'd be obsess with rape and sex like some retard Japanese guy who fucks his anime pillows, Japan's a really messed up country and that's an understatement. What did he do with the game anyway..... oh god.

I know he was doing it satirically but still it's not something to be made fun of as it's a serious issue.

What are they stand up comedians, they start acting like idiots and spoony starts mimicking Gordon Ramsay during the blowjob scene saying stuff like "your doing it wrong" and other stuff that Gordon Ramsay say's. Im really disturbed by both of them as they use a game like this as humour which say's something about them mentally, what's next a video review of tentacle rape and crack jokes along the way. The worst thing about this event is that Benzaie compares sucking a dick to feeding a baby a bottle........ what the fuck is wrong with him. Is he one of those sick depraved fucks who watched a Serbian film, I mean what has this world come to. Part 1 and 2 were funny but I don't think the rest will be since it will be them two voicing over many sex scenes as that's not funny just disturbing. A few freak shows later and our journey has come to an end, anyhow if you want more of spoony at Finland then check out this guys YouTube videos as he uploaded some which spoony didn't record.

Video Link
http://spoonyexperiment.com/2013/08/08/lets-fap-with-benzaie-spoony-live/