Final Fantasy XIII – Part 3 (Commentary)

Mirror mirror on the wall who is the ugliest fuck of them all

Well it's seems that the dirty bastard has final put out the next part after 6 days of waiting, well what was he doing between then and now. Live streaming  useless shit nobody cares about on twitch tv of course, that and jerking off to Japanese Porn. No wait why did I put that image in your head, everybody on deviant art will be all over that soon enough.

Spoony doesn't really talk about much in this video, he complains that the games main fault is the way the story is told. Say's that nobody likes the game and that few people stand up for it and how awesome his video editing skills were, that's basically what takes up the bulk of this video. There was something else near the end of the video he said but I can't seem to remember, anyhow to the criticism. Again spoony is retreading old ground that he covers in this video, he admits that and moves onto saying that "nobody likes the game and that few people stand up for it". I would have to disagree here as he is so delusional, what about the 7-8 Million people who bought the game and all the good critical ratings it got when the game came out....... exactly.

For a large bulk of the video spoony talks about that he had to do this and that while editing trying to stress the effort he put into the video and little to nobody notices. He then mentions Mr can't spell his own name Doug Waker and compares the similarities that they both have to do. Alright I understand that editing isn't as simple as some people think but the way spoony puts it he acts like it's the most stressful task possible when it's not as hard as he puts it out to be. That's really it, I don't remember him talking about much other than those three things.

Video Link
http://spoonyexperiment.com/commentaries/final-fantasy-xiii-part-3-commentary/

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Some weird search keywords have popped up in my blogger and it scars the hell out of me, the words circled in red explains it all.

There's some sick people in this world, that and benzaie naked ewww

Spoony bans some more of his fans.

Final Fantasy XIII - Part 5

Hey great a new video from spoony, he must have worked his ass off to create this video from scratch after he moved house. He worked his butt off for 16 hours editing this one so he must have put effort into the video, splitting the video into 2 parts well ok I understand since he has put so much effort into it so far.

Loading up the video now and......... what is this. This is in his old house, didn't he just make this video in this crazy 16 hours of editing. Aww fuck I know this video, I know because he teased this video in October months back. So he was sitting on this for months and only bothered to upload it now, this is true because he say's "a sneak preview of October" as in that's when this video was meant to be out. This means that it was done then so what was this 16 hours, was he just surfing porn for that amount of time fooling us into thinking that he was for once going to put effort into a review.

This is a sad day indeed and above is the proof, in this video when the "corrupted Burton story line" flickers you see that image with his gun blade on the floor with blood on it. At the start of the video he also mentions that he will be moving in with his girlfriend soon and that he has to throw out some of this board game junk. Again time stamping when this footage was filmed before he moved, also he is just dumping all these board games that he has collected..... ever hear of sentimental value motherfucker.

He also got a horrid new looking intro from some hack on newgrounds, don't people store porn there.

Spoony One after reading my posts about him

Anyhow that's some nasty looking animation in his intro, I mean damn it makes me think that game boys the animated series was a good idea. It has also been 7 months since the last part of FF13 and we'll have to wait another century for him to finish the game. I think he has skipped hours ahead into the game as it seems so, he has done this in the past with many games he has reviewed. The heroes of this story are facing Barthandelus and he starts to give a speech, spoony lets it play while cutting to clips of Palpatine from the Return of the Jedi acting like both of these scenes contrast to other other...... even though they don't. You see he is just picking at the story for no reason because as we know spoony hates everything and I thought he always enters a game or movie not wanting to hate it.

Sir Rotting Egg of Internet Reviewing

Spoony start to talk about the Paradigm Deck and that when you change a character you have to reorder all your decks again, he then says that he "understands the system but just doesn't care". He acts like it's an annoyance even though it's a part of the games functions and that you have to reorder your decks because every character specializes in different areas and thus you can't keep the same decks because of that. He understand this but yet he still complains like a spoilt child, well middle class life = asshole.

Raines appears and spoony rails the story in yet again, Raines talks about that the Fal'Cie have watched and guided their step every way of the journey and spoony takes this literal like the dumbfuck he is. He talks about the Maker and spoony rages with a hard on screaming like a madman that "why don't they just kill themselves" even though if he payed attention while playing the game he would know that Barthandelus would just get other people turn them and do the same thing over again making their deaths all for nought. You see how he doesn't even pay attention making his criticism null in void, the same thing happens when he complains about Barthandelus even though why do something yourself when you can make someone else do it for you. Bad guy villains 101 retard, they always have henchmen.

He pulls a fake ending and say's that you should just do nothing and not play the game, he also looks directly into the screen and says that FF13 is the worst game he has ever played. I guess he hasn't played much games before as he probably expects the plot and character motivations to be spoon fed to him, that would be lazy storytelling if they did that idiot.

Just look at him with his smug face and his shit eating grin

He complains that they themselves have caused more death and destruction than Barthandelus...... ever heard of a means to an end spoony. I don't think so, if he was playing the game he would know that they needed a distraction and so be it if people die as it's a race against time to save millions. Do I have to quote Stalin now. He keeps jumping about the story just like in the previous videos, he complains that the characters themselves are telling you to prepare to grind for hours  even though it's them suggesting what's on the other side so stop taking things to literal. Grinding is in every RPG so stop complaing, want to know the real horrors of grinding then go play the last renament.

Barthandelus takes to form of Serah and spoony says what was he doing in her body all this time making sexual suggestions and start describing her body like shes some sex object, yet he still wonders why people call him a misogynist. He complains that nobody thinks anythings wrong about her appearing even though Sazh makes this face making spoonys argument again null in void.

In he this big of an idiot..... yes he is. He again complains "why does Barthandelus show his true form when spooked" even though he's playing games with them trying to force them to destroy Orphan. If he was paying attention he would know that, ok it's getting very late here so I'll finish the rest of this tomorrow.

Now to finish off the end of the video, not much to write anyway. He rants at the plot like the dumbass he is and then suddenly starts thinking about where he has heard Barthandelus voice, he then goes on IMDB and finds the voice actor and starts screaming that he is from Swat 4 and he ends the video just like that. This part wasn't even funny and Barthandelus's voice sounds nothing like that guy from Swat 4 as he only did that so he could pretend blow a fuse and get angry making us laugh AVGN style...... because angry people are hilarious.... right. Overall spoony has been a complete dumbass reviewing this game saying wrong stuff left and right like some dyslectic retard, it's really sad and he didn't even credit Sean Fausz for getting his video footage. I am so disappointed, he also has an outro thinking he's a fucking anime. Well can't wait to tear him a new one when the part part comes out so till then,

Video Link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNYoRdQnxvs
http://spoonyexperiment.com/2013/12/22/final-fantasy-xiii-part-5/


Spoony & April Try Mitsuwa Market Food 2: The Quickening
Spoony like the idiot he is badly opened a packed of crisps and pieces flew out and hit him in the eye, man was that funny. He blamed it on him destroying his arms while moving into his new house, I'll just guess that he tried to lift a box of corn flakes and broke his arms.

In other News
Spoony deleted my comment on his site probably because he can't accept criticism like all internet reviewers.

Is this what constructive criticism is called now

Before this review came out here told us on twitter that he would have it out in time.

Spoony blocking someone who has a point, again can't accept criticism.

And lastly a guy rips spoony a new one, soon after the comments were deleted.

Britannia Burns - Richard Garriott Interview, Part 2 and More

Britannia Burns - Richard Garriott Interview, Part 2
Yay more month old interview videos, what we always wanted. Now don't you go out of your way and make an actual video no no no that's too much to ask, after all it'll only take you a few centuries to set up in your new home so it's only reasonable to ask us to wait that long.

Just look at the smug grin on his face thinking he's hot slippery shit interviewing Richard Garriott even though a ton of others have done so since he's developing the new game..... but wait it's the spoony one he must bring his own to the table. He's just got too, oh noes what I have done. How could I have insulted my god figure whom I so aspire to be, it's just too much for me to handle.

Look at him while he sits there flicking his hair about too see if Richard Garriott notices him, "yes you want me yes you do" spoony thinks to himself.  Richard garriot gives him a stern dark look and proceeds to gobble on the end of spoonys dick, "yes yes it tastes so good" Richard proclaims very loudly to the world and snap spoony wakes up from daydreaming and comes back to reality.

(Looks above at all the text) What the fuck was that all about, anyway back to the blog post. In this video they talk about the killing of children in the games and all other shit and that there are many ways to deal with those enemy's unlike now video games. Spoony dug deep down to the bottom of his vocal cords and let out an unintelligible screech at 11:31, just hear his voice ewww.

How to Make Apple II Artwork

Spoony put "You kids and your Photoshop..." for the video description as now everyone can easily create art while back then it was all done painstakingly by hand. It was interesting to see the pages that he used and how they went about getting them into the game, the guy beside Richard Garriott is the guy who designed the maps for the games. Somebody filled us in on spoonys website comments section about that guy as alot of people didn't know who he was including me.

They show the maps to spoony and angry joe and they act like too dyslectic retards, making stupid noises pretending to be Richard Garriott acting crazy drawing the maps. That was really pathetic to see, even the guy who draws the maps didn't want to be in the same room as these dumb asses.

Britannia Burns - Richard Garriott Interview, Part 3

Spoony put "Will I pop the question or not?" in the description because he knows what people have been saying about him and Richard Garriott.

O British, Where Art Thou? - The Avatar vs. Lord British

This video was ok, it was kinda boring and too short. I thought it was a parody on video games where you can't hurt npc's but a guy in the comments section told me that it an ultima version of a road runner cartoon. Well I don't watch looney tunes porn so how was I supposed to know that.

Overall it was good to see how the games developed over the ages and what work behind the scenes went into them, spoony acted like his usual retard self accompanied by the pinata known as angry joe. They two make the ultimate dumb ass combination, around 14K around average watched these videos and that's what spoonys fanbase is at. 

In other news

Warning a ton of images incoming, recently Spoony commented on Linkara's idiotic review of a punisher Christmas comic and FF13. He says that he can't wait to finish FF13, this is just sad as he should have never stopped reviewing the game but continued till the end as we wouldn't have the situation we do now would we.

Spoony also re-tweeted something about Saudi Arabia relating to women and man was it sad to see him do that, listen here spoony as who says it's right for us to dictate what other people do in their own country as it's part of their religion and culture. Do they do that to us and tell us to act like them, I don't think so but when anyone goes to anyone else's country they should abide by the rules they set out so if they tell you to wear a veil then wear the veil because house rules.

I didn't want to know that spoony does porn, who'd want to watch that creature thrusting.

Spoony being an idiot trying to build a computer and being an ass when people try to help him.

This guy makes a good point, spoony stretches his reviews because it's the only thing people come to him for and not the vlogs.

Complaining about FF13 again, does he ever give up. Hey when's the next review spoony...... what never.

He saw the trailer for the new Godzilla movie and he didn't like what he saw, that then got him talking about Pacific Rim again.

Black Hole of Board Games – Gone Birding!

Not a real proper video due to the short length as it's more of a send-off telling us that he is going to be returning back to and I quote.

"Don’t worry folks; that’s the last of the boring board games. It’s back to the business of modern bullshit."

Yes you guessed it and from his twitter feed it seems that he will be returning to finish FF13.... about fucking time. You do know that he stopped in May and it's now October, that was 5 months ago so you can see how lazy he really is but he is returning so that's good.

This video was ok as there isn't much to see, just him acting like an idiot for 12 minutes. The video starts with Brian (Cinema Snobs friend) or his "Characters" name Travis Crabtree bringing spoony the board game in question, Brian walks off with the stupid song from 80's Dan playing and then spoony chases after him because spoony will have to torment himself with the game...... no anything but that. 

Why the hell does he have a pool table at the front door, it's just stupid and a waste of space yet he still complains that Mitt Romney...... yes my buddy Mitt Romney should give him a car even though spoony lives in a very nice looking middle class neighbourhood. 

Mitt for President

I mean seriously look at this place yet his still complains, grow up spoontard.

In the video spoony shouts "show us your tits"..... and he wonders why people call him a misogynist but his defence would be that he was bored.

Nice O Face spoony

He takes his dog for a walk and we see more "Story" for the corrupted Burton Storyline, we see a red star in the sky and god is this stupid. I mean seriously who cares about story, makes as much sense as porn with story but people do that anyway, spoony say's "what the hell is that" but I know what it is. He can now see the death star and Kenshiro will come to deliver some Hokuto Shinken on his ass, now wouldn't that be awesome.

Sigh..... does he even deserve all these titles.

Video Link

http://spoonyexperiment.com/2013/10/11/black-hole-board-games-gone-birding/

Twitter

Spoony comments on Brad's and Doug's Sharknado Review

Spoony is also moving oh noes, also I guess we expect the next FF13 part soon.

Let’s Fap With Benzaie & Spoony – Live

Have they no dignity or shame reviewing a Japanese hentai porn game, what's next rapeman or legend of the overfiend. That set aside the video was hilarious, they start off by asking if they checked people at the doors for age since they will be playing a Japanese porn game. They also say that if you want a copy of the game you can buy one from the Yaoi seller..... so a seller of gay manga/anime materials also sells porn games that feature straight sex that isn't aimed at gays but straights? This confuses me but it's Japan and they get up to all sick depraved things. Benzaie say's he will do the male voices and Spoony will do the female voices..... ok creepy. I really don't want to hear spoony talking about sucking Benzaie's dick, just hope they don't act it out.

They do well doing voices for the game as it's hilarious, had a good laugh listening to spoony voicing the cat god. Just look at the main menu, it's all like ho ho fun but it's a porn game and you can't really tell by the main menu. Benzaie said that he has played the game for 50 hours, he also made sure to save the game at certain points so he can jump ahead in the story for the convention. Spoony pretends to lick Benzaie and there's alot of odd movements among them throughout the video so be sure to watch them as well as the video they show.

In the game they are at a restaurant and Benzaie asks spoony to do a cartoony voice for the woman, he does voices from the Muppet's and it's really funny. The frog and the woman pig thing, spoony comments on the woman's design and say's my breasts are bigger than my head. Benzaie voices the lead comically waving his hands in the air at times, overall the first part is really funny but sadly the second video doesn't hold up as much.

The second video starts and a naked cat girl appears, Spoony goes whoa and the crowd laughs. This video was funny but not as much as the first, it's mostly due to the weirdness of watching them doing dialogue over a blowjob scene. It's not funny just creepy, he also didn't upload these to YouTube and I don't blame him but they are censored so he could get away with it. You can just tell Benzaie edited the video and the baguette just gives it away, spoony had to do even less work now. The baguette is also kinda low res so he could have made improvements there, he also keeps it on screen even when there isn't any nudity which shows that he was lazy in the editing process.

It seems that both of them are having fun with this and so does the crowd, more people are in this crowd than a Linkara live show by far except these guy know when to shut the fuck up, Benzaie keeps going oh Mikan when she asks for the main characters Milk and you know what she means by that.

Yes laugh you sick fucks, what's with these guys..... oh wait misyongists. I don't really like listening to spoony's slurping, who knows maybe he's a gay bastard or cross dresser. Benzaie starts goofing around, is it me or is he funnier than spoony one. Hey lets check out what he has done...... oh the sick fuck. So he was the one who reviewed Rapelay on TGWTG, I know he's French but this is too much.

I don't like this guy anymore, you do know what Rapelay is. It's a rape simulator game from Japan which really sickens me, you'd think it was bad enough that it exists but this prick had to go and review it for comedic purposes. Ah yes raping women is just so hilarious, im pretty sure they do that at stand up comedy routines all the time. He describes the game as a tic tac, you open them up and pass them around your friends. What are they both misogynists now and Benzaie reviews games like that for a living as he has done much more which just say's something about him mentally, what kind of people even play Japanese porn games. They'd be obsess with rape and sex like some retard Japanese guy who fucks his anime pillows, Japan's a really messed up country and that's an understatement. What did he do with the game anyway..... oh god.

I know he was doing it satirically but still it's not something to be made fun of as it's a serious issue.

What are they stand up comedians, they start acting like idiots and spoony starts mimicking Gordon Ramsay during the blowjob scene saying stuff like "your doing it wrong" and other stuff that Gordon Ramsay say's. Im really disturbed by both of them as they use a game like this as humour which say's something about them mentally, what's next a video review of tentacle rape and crack jokes along the way. The worst thing about this event is that Benzaie compares sucking a dick to feeding a baby a bottle........ what the fuck is wrong with him. Is he one of those sick depraved fucks who watched a Serbian film, I mean what has this world come to. Part 1 and 2 were funny but I don't think the rest will be since it will be them two voicing over many sex scenes as that's not funny just disturbing. A few freak shows later and our journey has come to an end, anyhow if you want more of spoony at Finland then check out this guys YouTube videos as he uploaded some which spoony didn't record.

Video Link
http://spoonyexperiment.com/2013/08/08/lets-fap-with-benzaie-spoony-live/