Spoony bakes! April cosplay as a elf and other updates

Apparently Noah cooked and made Cornbread, I've been waiting a time to reference this:

You gonna eat your cornbread?

Haha, it's been a while since I've seen LIFE and I think I'll watch it again. Great movie, give it a watch. Spoony has mainly been posting a big load of shit on Twitter from the recent shootings in the USA (boo fucking hoo) among many other liberal crap like hating on Donald Trump, his favorite pastime. In other news it seems April has been a busy bee working on her cosplay for Anime Midwest, she dressed as an Inquisitor. Pretty decent.

She's also been talking about her "family" in Skyrim because she can't have one with that real life goblin she lives with called Spoony. I mean could you even picture someone having children with a creature like him?

Weird shit.

Dear lord, she met the nasty cock slut himself. Prep the bull.

Spoony buying her a game, shame he couldn't actually do anything productive. Even through all of this where the hell has Spoony been? Certainly not earning all those patreon bucks. And why didn't Spoony attend Anime Midwest? I guess he'll burn under the sun nowadays if he leaves his house.

Atop the Fourth Wall: The Movie

While not entirely Angry (Unlimited Peso's) Joe or Spoony (Noah the Jew) One or even Cinema (Bald Bastard) Snob related, I had to make a post about it because apparently people think it's worth talking about. Yes the retard himself (Linkara) actually went to the effort of making a shitty movie, and boy oh boy did he use that 60 thousand dollars wrong. I also haven't actually seen the movie since I'm not stupid enough to actually watch more than 10 seconds at a time, sorry DHI.

But at least we got this funny image, right?  Anyway this movie is the perfect example of how not to be Linkara, for 60k multiple movies could have been made on a shoestring budget and probably returned some money if done properly. Heck, I could have made a professional movie with high production values with that amount of money, it wouldn't be a le ebin science fiction epik but it would be better than this crap fest.

Get a load of this autistic faggot defending himself like the nasty cock slut he is.

Oh and I'm waiting for the inevitable time Linkara comes here to defend himself, because we all know he's the type of person who googles himself. And you know what I think about this entire "movie"?

Word to the wise. 

And at the end of the day who the fuck seriously cares about any of this? I have hard enough of a time giving a shit about anyone of these internet nobodies, and anybody who actually watched the entire thing might as well be a nasty cock slut themselves. Whatever, I'm out of here. Now get the fuck off my site you nasty cock slut.

Nostalgia Critic: BloodRayne

I know this isn't a Cinema Snob or Spoony video but since both of them posted it on their sites, this gives me a reason to tear all of them a new one. Let's begin...

Ah, the perfect photo for the sex offender registry, get to it internet

It starts off like a normal Nostalgia Critic video, a bad comedy sketch that nobody finds funny, this lasts about 2 minutes before we get whatever the hell this is.

More like: l'entente tripler pas drôle

The three of them talk a little about the movie before Linkara mentions that incident a couple of years ago, that he never went to Castleton, but we all know that he really means the whole rape threat incident that Spoony caused on twitter. Anyway onto the movie, they just talk their way through the movie in traditional TGWTG style poking at moments in the movie which they think are stupid. Here's an example:

In the movie Rayne get's her hand put into a bucket of water and it burns her, the "critics" poke at this moment and say how stupid it is and how Uwe Boll probably just made it up, this has in fact be taken from the actual video games and other video games such as Soul Reaver, the water could have also been blessed. This clearly shows that they haven't done there research and are just a bunch of bigots because it's a  "Boll" movie.

They are like this throughout the entire movie, they just pick at stuff and expect you to laugh because their chemistry together is so good, which in fact it's not because alone their unfunny but together they even unfunnier. Instead of critically analyzing the movie or just making actual funny jokes they just become one big mess of shit, though the only thing people say they do together is plugging each others butt holes, how did you think the writing process went.

Before the ad break Meatloaf appears and this was the worst part of the video because...well just look below and you'll understand.

I'm pretty sure that's what's left of their charity drives after they spend it all on themselves

I could spend all day writing this post but if you've already seen the video by now you'll understand why it sucks, there is so much more they got wrong about this movie and they act like it's the worst of the worst. Even though it's just an average campy movie, maybe they could see this if they could get past their own overblown ego's, it's not like there wasn't effort put into this movie because there was. It just takes a fan of the video games to notice, anyway watch the video and make up your own mind, I hope you come to the same conclusion that I have. I'd like to see them take on one of Boll's better movie's like Postal, Tunnel Rats, Far Cry, Rampage or Stoic. Because Boll did get better as his career went on.

Britannia Burns - Richard Garriott Interview, Part 2 and More

Britannia Burns - Richard Garriott Interview, Part 2
Yay more month old interview videos, what we always wanted. Now don't you go out of your way and make an actual video no no no that's too much to ask, after all it'll only take you a few centuries to set up in your new home so it's only reasonable to ask us to wait that long.

Just look at the smug grin on his face thinking he's hot slippery shit interviewing Richard Garriott even though a ton of others have done so since he's developing the new game..... but wait it's the spoony one he must bring his own to the table. He's just got too, oh noes what I have done. How could I have insulted my god figure whom I so aspire to be, it's just too much for me to handle.

Look at him while he sits there flicking his hair about too see if Richard Garriott notices him, "yes you want me yes you do" spoony thinks to himself.  Richard garriot gives him a stern dark look and proceeds to gobble on the end of spoonys dick, "yes yes it tastes so good" Richard proclaims very loudly to the world and snap spoony wakes up from daydreaming and comes back to reality.

(Looks above at all the text) What the fuck was that all about, anyway back to the blog post. In this video they talk about the killing of children in the games and all other shit and that there are many ways to deal with those enemy's unlike now video games. Spoony dug deep down to the bottom of his vocal cords and let out an unintelligible screech at 11:31, just hear his voice ewww.

How to Make Apple II Artwork

Spoony put "You kids and your Photoshop..." for the video description as now everyone can easily create art while back then it was all done painstakingly by hand. It was interesting to see the pages that he used and how they went about getting them into the game, the guy beside Richard Garriott is the guy who designed the maps for the games. Somebody filled us in on spoonys website comments section about that guy as alot of people didn't know who he was including me.

They show the maps to spoony and angry joe and they act like too dyslectic retards, making stupid noises pretending to be Richard Garriott acting crazy drawing the maps. That was really pathetic to see, even the guy who draws the maps didn't want to be in the same room as these dumb asses.

Britannia Burns - Richard Garriott Interview, Part 3

Spoony put "Will I pop the question or not?" in the description because he knows what people have been saying about him and Richard Garriott.

O British, Where Art Thou? - The Avatar vs. Lord British

This video was ok, it was kinda boring and too short. I thought it was a parody on video games where you can't hurt npc's but a guy in the comments section told me that it an ultima version of a road runner cartoon. Well I don't watch looney tunes porn so how was I supposed to know that.

Overall it was good to see how the games developed over the ages and what work behind the scenes went into them, spoony acted like his usual retard self accompanied by the pinata known as angry joe. They two make the ultimate dumb ass combination, around 14K around average watched these videos and that's what spoonys fanbase is at. 

In other news

Warning a ton of images incoming, recently Spoony commented on Linkara's idiotic review of a punisher Christmas comic and FF13. He says that he can't wait to finish FF13, this is just sad as he should have never stopped reviewing the game but continued till the end as we wouldn't have the situation we do now would we.

Spoony also re-tweeted something about Saudi Arabia relating to women and man was it sad to see him do that, listen here spoony as who says it's right for us to dictate what other people do in their own country as it's part of their religion and culture. Do they do that to us and tell us to act like them, I don't think so but when anyone goes to anyone else's country they should abide by the rules they set out so if they tell you to wear a veil then wear the veil because house rules.

I didn't want to know that spoony does porn, who'd want to watch that creature thrusting.

Spoony being an idiot trying to build a computer and being an ass when people try to help him.

This guy makes a good point, spoony stretches his reviews because it's the only thing people come to him for and not the vlogs.

Complaining about FF13 again, does he ever give up. Hey when's the next review spoony...... what never.

He saw the trailer for the new Godzilla movie and he didn't like what he saw, that then got him talking about Pacific Rim again.