Noah Antwiler: Depression Quest

It's been more or less confirmed by April that Spoony is suffering from depression, which has led to him quitting videos and Twitter. He basically spends his days playing video games and browsing the internet. He rues the fact that he never rose to become a TV star, but he probably still thinks in the back of his mind he'll make it some day - but he'll start tomorrow. Or next week - already had most of the week off, might as well wait till Monday right? And then it happens again and again. And that is the cycle of Spoony nowadays.

Unfortunately he's collecting $1300 a month just to exist from his incredibly autistic and socially retarded Patreons, which just makes him even more pathetic. I'd pity him if he wasn't such a cunt to anyone who tried to help him in the past. Now I just think the best thing is to simply forget him. You know, just move on with our lives and focus on something else. Well, maybe.  

Though it's kinda hard to move on when you have ebin meltdowns like this on twitter, so I guess there's something to look forward to. 

Also I'm genuinely curious what sort of job Spoony could even get these days if, hypothetically, he decided to quit the whole internet reviewer thing. It's a problem that isn't entirely unique to Spoony; z-list internet celebrity 'content creators' generally have an excessively grandiose view of themselves and their work that wont really translate into a different career when the Patreon scam/ad revenue bubble bursts. For Spoony it's even worse though. His very public health issues and mental meltdown, egomania, inability to take even constructive criticism, (public!) bdsm/rape jokes about a coworker that can charitably be called ill-conceived, and generally poor work ethic all conspire to make him a very poor prospect for even minimum wage jobs. I wouldn't trust him to show up consistently for work at McDonalds. If he had a better work ethic, maybe writing rpg content could be an option perhaps.

So your probably asking yourself what does Spoony do all the time if he hasn't posted on Twitter for a month, I'll tell you: Jack shit! No honestly I think he's just sitting there on his ass taking a paycheck like a whore eats dollar bills. 


http://steamcommunity.com/id/thespoonyone/ I wouldn't be surprised if he just didn't even announce his retirement, and just decided to slowly fall into obscurity by just not even doing anything anymore. It's probably more cut and dry. Yes he's racked with shame and it's taken away his drive to do anything. I think he should stop taking his meds. Though that might make him worse. I'm pretty sure he's taking erectile dysfunction meds,  he does look like the type that suffers from it.  


We all know it's April playing Skyrim and not Spoony. 

I mean what the fuck happened to him? Remember the good old days before he became a complete asshole? Yeah, I do. 

For all we know he's retired off screen because he can't handle it anymore. Maybe one day he'll be walking Oreo and a will bump into a fan, the fan will ask if he's doing any more videos and Spoony just comes out and tells him "Oh, I'm not doing that anymore, I got an actual job now". That job being a moocher. Heck, maybe he does feel remorse, but the shame is SO big that he can't even make himself ask for forgiveness?

Also, I do recall Spoony mentioning that he wanted to use the whole reviewer thing as a stepping stone for "bigger, better things"

But there's always a reason, he may be telling us something with the last video he put up. I think he's getting cucked and it's ruined him. How can you air that out, impossible for someone like him. So he's bottled it up and it killed off any urge to do the only thing he can do, make videos.  It's not only a means to make money, it's literally his hobby. What would drive someone to throw 1k away when all you have to do is make a video about stuff you like every so often?  Apathy from an emotionally distraught state of mind. Which might be at the root of his problem. Really makes you think.

Source: My ass

Spoony's new look, drug costs and twitter updates #notallmuslims

I think he wants to give you a mustache ride, or probably wants to receive one the sick fuck. Insert your own joke here:

What the hell is he on about?

The dick riding is real.

Spoony One is the new captain Sweden. 

Maybe he should put out a video instead of being an autistic shit.

And you being a needy fuck isn't helping. Thanks Obama. 

Ouch, spoony receives massive damage. 

That's it for this time, the dubs of truth singing off.

B Fest 2015 Reviews (Part 1) - Creature With the Atom Brain

Five seconds in and they are talking about his dog pissing itself, an obvious reference to his actual internet career. Then we're off to him making terrible puns on what the "B" in B-Fest stands for, he goes for a shitty bees reference because that's comedic gold.

This is far different from his usual B-Fest video, as this time it seems that he's actually put lot's of effort into it. It's not just vlog this time, it's vlog with segments from the movie thrown in. It's actually very refreshing to see him do this, though that's not to say that some would rather prefer to see the video with the movie clips. He also thinks the Terminator has take stuff from this movie, because some guy kills people in a police station. Yeah, I see that he's still drinking mountain dew and eating doritos. Maybe that's why he's saying something that is really stupid, I'd make a reference but I doubt you want a political one. Though he actually seems kinda competent when getting his points across, when he isn't interrupting Miles that is. And he does his usual Jew antics by splitting the video into two parts, I'm guessing part two will be uploaded by the time we're all old men. Though all of Spoony's fanbase that are left are either die-hard fans, neckbeards, or just people with a casual interest.

Also notice how he hasn't even updated his patreon page in a while, though you can bet your ass that he still collects that paycheck at the end of every month. Anyway the video was better than his average shlock, but let's all not let up on his shitty release schedule. Which is every time there's a blue moon...

Final Fantasy XIII – Part 3 (Commentary)

Mirror mirror on the wall who is the ugliest fuck of them all

Well it's seems that the dirty bastard has final put out the next part after 6 days of waiting, well what was he doing between then and now. Live streaming  useless shit nobody cares about on twitch tv of course, that and jerking off to Japanese Porn. No wait why did I put that image in your head, everybody on deviant art will be all over that soon enough.

Spoony doesn't really talk about much in this video, he complains that the games main fault is the way the story is told. Say's that nobody likes the game and that few people stand up for it and how awesome his video editing skills were, that's basically what takes up the bulk of this video. There was something else near the end of the video he said but I can't seem to remember, anyhow to the criticism. Again spoony is retreading old ground that he covers in this video, he admits that and moves onto saying that "nobody likes the game and that few people stand up for it". I would have to disagree here as he is so delusional, what about the 7-8 Million people who bought the game and all the good critical ratings it got when the game came out....... exactly.

For a large bulk of the video spoony talks about that he had to do this and that while editing trying to stress the effort he put into the video and little to nobody notices. He then mentions Mr can't spell his own name Doug Waker and compares the similarities that they both have to do. Alright I understand that editing isn't as simple as some people think but the way spoony puts it he acts like it's the most stressful task possible when it's not as hard as he puts it out to be. That's really it, I don't remember him talking about much other than those three things.

Video Link
http://spoonyexperiment.com/commentaries/final-fantasy-xiii-part-3-commentary/

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