Wednesday, 14 August 2013

Let’s Fap With Benzaie & Spoony – Live

Have they no dignity or shame reviewing a Japanese hentai porn game, what's next rapeman or legend of the overfiend. That set aside the video was hilarious, they start off by asking if they checked people at the doors for age since they will be playing a Japanese porn game. They also say that if you want a copy of the game you can buy one from the Yaoi seller..... so a seller of gay manga/anime materials also sells porn games that feature straight sex that isn't aimed at gays but straights? This confuses me but it's Japan and they get up to all sick depraved things. Benzaie say's he will do the male voices and Spoony will do the female voices..... ok creepy. I really don't want to hear spoony talking about sucking Benzaie's dick, just hope they don't act it out.

They do well doing voices for the game as it's hilarious, had a good laugh listening to spoony voicing the cat god. Just look at the main menu, it's all like ho ho fun but it's a porn game and you can't really tell by the main menu. Benzaie said that he has played the game for 50 hours, he also made sure to save the game at certain points so he can jump ahead in the story for the convention. Spoony pretends to lick Benzaie and there's alot of odd movements among them throughout the video so be sure to watch them as well as the video they show.
In the game they are at a restaurant and Benzaie asks spoony to do a cartoony voice for the woman, he does voices from the Muppet's and it's really funny. The frog and the woman pig thing, spoony comments on the woman's design and say's my breasts are bigger than my head. Benzaie voices the lead comically waving his hands in the air at times, overall the first part is really funny but sadly the second video doesn't hold up as much.
The second video starts and a naked cat girl appears, Spoony goes whoa and the crowd laughs. This video was funny but not as much as the first, it's mostly due to the weirdness of watching them doing dialogue over a blowjob scene. It's not funny just creepy, he also didn't upload these to YouTube and I don't blame him but they are censored so he could get away with it. You can just tell Benzaie edited the video and the baguette just gives it away, spoony had to do even less work now. The baguette is also kinda low res so he could have made improvements there, he also keeps it on screen even when there isn't any nudity which shows that he was lazy in the editing process.
It seems that both of them are having fun with this and so does the crowd, more people are in this crowd than a Linkara live show by far except these guy know when to shut the fuck up, Benzaie keeps going oh Mikan when she asks for the main characters Milk and you know what she means by that.
Yes laugh you sick fucks, what's with these guys..... oh wait misyongists. I don't really like listening to spoony's slurping, who knows maybe he's a gay bastard or cross dresser. Benzaie starts goofing around, is it me or is he funnier than spoony one. Hey lets check out what he has done...... oh the sick fuck. So he was the one who reviewed Rapelay on TGWTG, I know he's French but this is too much.
I don't like this guy anymore, you do know what Rapelay is. It's a rape simulator game from Japan which really sickens me, you'd think it was bad enough that it exists but this prick had to go and review it for comedic purposes. Ah yes raping women is just so hilarious, im pretty sure they do that at stand up comedy routines all the time. He describes the game as a tic tac, you open them up and pass them around your friends. What are they both misogynists now and Benzaie reviews games like that for a living as he has done much more which just say's something about him mentally, what kind of people even play Japanese porn games. They'd be obsess with rape and sex like some retard Japanese guy who fucks his anime pillows, Japan's a really messed up country and that's an understatement. What did he do with the game anyway..... oh god.
I know he was doing it satirically but still it's not something to be made fun of as it's a serious issue.
What are they stand up comedians, they start acting like idiots and spoony starts mimicking Gordon Ramsay during the blowjob scene saying stuff like "your doing it wrong" and other stuff that Gordon Ramsay say's. Im really disturbed by both of them as they use a game like this as humour which say's something about them mentally, what's next a video review of tentacle rape and crack jokes along the way. The worst thing about this event is that Benzaie compares sucking a dick to feeding a baby a bottle........ what the fuck is wrong with him. Is he one of those sick depraved fucks who watched a Serbian film, I mean what has this world come to. Part 1 and 2 were funny but I don't think the rest will be since it will be them two voicing over many sex scenes as that's not funny just disturbing. A few freak shows later and our journey has come to an end, anyhow if you want more of spoony at Finland then check out this guys YouTube videos as he uploaded some which spoony didn't record.

Video Link
http://spoonyexperiment.com/2013/08/08/lets-fap-with-benzaie-spoony-live/

Thursday, 1 August 2013

Spoony in Finland and Couch (Pacific Rim) Plus More

Well it has been some time since spoony went to Finland and lets see what else he did other than the convention. He arrived at the airport talked to some Japanese guy and was being watched by a trash can with eyes. Before he left America he was already missing his dog, aww how sweet. There will also be alot of pics here to see so beware.
He probably misses raping it while no one is looking
9 hour flight, just hope he didn't rape anyone in the toilet
He compares himself to Edward Snowden, because we all know he leaked government secrets and is now getting butt raped by Russians right.
It seems that he didn't eat much while he was there but at least he got some Jaffa Cakes but it also seems that spoony one doesn't like to hear Japanese.
I also checked out one of his random image accounts, can't remember the websites name but I found these two odd pictures.
It seems that he is getting raped by CM Punk, didn't know spoony was gay like cinema snob but oh well they both have done drag at least once.
Mirror mirror on the wall who is the ugliest fuck of them all
Meanwhile on his trip he and his troll doll girlfriend were sexually provoking each other on twitter.... like they want everyone to get off on what they say.
Spoony also tried to do a spoony tries in esqe of brad tries but his camera overloaded so he didn't get to do it, oh yea he also didn't film anything to show us while he was there even though people expect him to. He did make some ugly shit fans day when he meet him on the street and took a pic,
You can land planes on his nose
While he was at the animecon a fan made him a toy of his dog, I guess he can shove that up his ass for pleasure.
Other than attending the con he didn't do much else that we know of, well he finally went home and nobody will miss him.
People have been getting angry at spoony and for good reason, he's not what he used to be.
He also had a weird dream.
Fucking idiot, what no Spirits within dream sequence
I don't think we wanted to know that
I checked my blog searches and it seems that people have entered some bizarre stuff and found this blog, there's some sick people in this world. Is this what final fantasy has become, just everybody's sexual fantasy. Well at the current rate the series is going it could be.


Noah & Miles See “Pacific Rim” or Couch
Spoony is the biggest idiot of them all, it all comes down to one nitpicking. He say's alot of stupid stuff but he does make some points, he say's that there isn't much variation between the robots and he is right. Brad and Angry Joe did not mention this as they praised the movie too much but Spoony had a low opinion of it so it's either too good or too bad for them. Spoony also say's that there also isn't much variation between the monsters and the fights and he's right again, he say's that there should have been more locations to fight in and right again but it's everything else he say's about the movie which really bugged me. Yea the movie is mostly based in Hong Kong which really brought it down for me as we should have saw more smaller fight scenes from around the planet. Just watch the video to see all the stupid stuff he say's because there is too much to mention here, he was drunk when he did this video so maybe that's why he was extra angry with the movie but no he wasn't as he said this on his twitter later on.
He's a bigger idiot than I thought he was, he even say's the movie title sucks even though it's called pacific rim for a reason dumb ass.
Spoony got a ton of hate for this video and brad compared it to himself getting hate for hating on man of steel, man of steel sucks big time by the way.
Here's what he said about the movie in short and he's wrong again, the movie isn't the best but it's still a great movie. I give it a 6.5 and that's the correct rating for it, even metacritic gave it 64% and that's truthfully the honest score for the movie taking in all that's good and bad about the film.
He then got angry on twitter.
Spoony also tried to pathetically back himself up on twitch tv, you can't even comment there which shows that he doesn't even want to hear what people have to say. He thinks that we are angry at him for some other reason and that we just vented our anger at him, yea he's an idiot. He also has removed that video from his twitch tv account because I can't find it and it seems to be gone.

Black Hole of Board Games: Isaac Asimov’s ROBOTS
This was a good funny video, he does self boast in this video though. He mentions his big fat cock which should give you all nightmares as he probably has all kinds of STD's by now. He boats that he built a robot by himself and he mentions that the first robot anyone would build would be for sexual purposes, well it seems he has got his priorities straight. Wait, then why didn't his first robot be some blowjob machine, you'd think spoony one was Japanese. Spoony also makes some bad red dwarf jokes again, red dwarf isn't even funny anyway.

Twitter
On his twitter he has been saying some weird things and it involves weird Japanese pedophilia, it seems he has been playing some idol video game for 8 hours. I guess even the Japanese have infected him with there pediofileness, when will your freaky desires end Japan.
So what, spoony one is now a child molester. Maybe some of cinema snob rubbed off onto him.
Don't make me say I told you so if he has sex with underage girls, japan's really fucked up.
May god help us all

Friday, 28 June 2013

SGC 2013 – Spoony Q&A

Spoony's in SGC, so he is in Stargate Command but I don't see General Hammond, Teal'c or SG1 anywhere so what gives and I though the SGC was in Cheyenne Mountain. Not even a system lord about, who would have thought. Spoony starts off the Q&A by throwing red balls at the crowd, that was funny to see but he did it for too long so it wore out.
Apophis anyone
He then tells a story about how he has a guy who gets him things such as imported porn and Japanese games, let me just guess that the imported porn comes from Japan and the Japanese games are Rapelay and Battleraper. What you know he probably has those games, dear god what the hell's wrong with Japan anyway. It just say's something about Spoony One's mind when you know this, no wonder why people call him a misogynist.
He then begins to say that he has a power over people to make them do stuff, Im just gonna guess that he's one of those people who are all about submission and are like yea suck my dick bitch. All the idiots in the crowd are probably part of his duck sucking fanbase so they already know, they just go along and are like please may I have another. He say's that he actually liked Final Fantasy 13 up until hopes house and he just wanted to express where in real life when he stopped playing the game in the as he say's "Story line". He then calls FF13 the most beautiful game on the PS3 (Yea Right) and that he wanted to like the game, he also say's that "Eyes on Me" the song for FF8 is a really good song but if that's the case why did he troll on the game at that point.

8 bit mickey was annoying at first but he doesn't yabber as much in the second half of the video, in between all this he takes some questions from the crowd. Someone asks him to play Tekken with him tomorrow and Spoony is kinda ignorant about this as he answers back by asking is that an event of thing here but the guy was honestly asking do you want to play a game with me. Spoony say's only if it's tekken tag tournament which more or less means no, what a dick at least interact with your fans. Another guy asks what do you do the show for and Spoony say's because it's fun and I like to do it, 8 bit mickey say's the money while spoony is talking which was funny but I think he is drunk at this event as some said in the comments.

It was funny because someone ask spoony about what video editing programs does he use and he say's it depends on what you want to do. He then mentions the Cinema Snob and that he uses a very simple video editing program which is sad because it's so basic, he say's that all he does is bitch about movies in front of a camera so all he has to do is click and drag his clips together to make his videos. Check out my cinema snob blog if you want to hear more about him, spoony does talk about some other stuff but you can check out the video for yourself.

Video Links
http://spoonyexperiment.com/2013/06/25/sgc-2013-spoony-qa/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSz28eKgn9I

SGC 2013 – Spoony Riffs Final Fantasy Unlimited
Spoony riffs on an episode of the Final Fantasy anime, this video is really funny so check it out. The only two things I will mention is that spoony say's it's from the 90's due to bad animation but it's actually from 2001, he also didn't make an Earthworm Jim reference which was a shame because I and others expected it.

SGC 2013 – Spoony Riffs Shadowrun, A Night’s Work
This video was meh as it didn't really seem like he could make fun of the video, don't blame him though as there wasn't much to work with.

SGC 2013 – Spoony Riffs the Chuck E. Cheese Walkabout Guide
Video was average at best but does have some funny moments, first half has the least laughs but the second is better.

Spoony app now available for Android and Apple devices!
All I can say about this is sigh, I don't need to explain why. Cinema snob and Linkara appear in the video two, oh wait more shitheads who only care about the money.

An Appeal from the Animator!
Lame.

SGC 2013 – Spoony Riffs the Radio Shack VISThis video was kinda funny but overall just average, people ask to do the star trek rock monster video but he goes no I want to do this one. What a dick, im guessing he chose this one because he planned this video and probably already practiced all his jokes for it in the mirror beforehand so he wouldn't mess up. He makes a bunch of Xbox One jokes even though they already removed all or most of the bad stuff, there are very little comments for these videos which just shows how much people are interested in them.

SGC 2013 – Spoony Riffs Starfox 64
Riffs Starfox 64 or an ad for the 64 which just so happens to feature Starfox 64 in it, misleading title Noah. I couldn't hear much of what he was saying and the video itself was funny but Spoony's banter was annoying and pointless.

SGC 2013 – Spoony Riffs Discovering the World Wide Web
This wasn't even one bit funny, I didn't even finish watching the video it was that bad.

SGC 2013 – Spoony Riffs SEGA’s 1994 CES Promo Video
So what this is it for the convention...... lame. This video was ok and people in the audience should have shut the fuck up as we all know the stupid advertising memes. It was the same guy most of the time thought this event, maybe it's the same ass who shouts out in Linkara's live shows...... probably is. Just look how much comments and views these video get, comments crawled in on his site and views were only around 8-9k on YouTube.

Meanwhile on Spoony's Twitter
Yea we all know your an ugly fuck
Yea he wishes

Thursday, 20 June 2013

Spoony goes to Finland

His face say's yea suck my dick bitch
Watch out he might rape someone, knowing Spoony one he probably might. He'll just be like but I am the spoony one you must please me, now onto the orgy's my fellow fans. Afterwards he will rape someone in a toilet for desert and then get someone to take a video and upload to some internet porn website for money, what you know he would. Anyhow he is going to an Animecon in Finland to watch some tentacle hentai, ok that's not what he's going there for but he could be. He is going to see his fans in Finland and hopefully not embarrass himself in from of everyone, I hope the don't show Legend of the Overfiend at the convention. Spoony would make a good lead for an American remake of the Japanese rapeman series, you know he would take up the offer. It would be either him or brad jones, both would fuck their pets to get furry lovers on board.
I knew Spoony One was a furry lover all along, him and the rest of TGWTG. You'd think they were all Japanese.
Wait, people are actually going to spend earth currency just to go see this dickhead

Video Link
http://spoonyexperiment.com/2013/06/20/vlog-6-20-13-site-update/

Minority Report: Everybody Runs

Well this was a surprise, the video starts off with a corrupted intro. Oh no story arch incoming, the intro is also his old intro so um...... yay I guess. He then starts to explain that he originally meant to review the game 5 years ago but the video footage got corrupted, so he then didn't bother to retake the footage even though he probably used a script and im guessing already captured the game play unless that magically got corrupted as well. He also say's that he even showed the game before but since what happened he just put it off until now, 5 years is a really long time and I even remember him teasing us for a review all those years ago.
But suddenly something happens, oh no I fear for his life
What have you done Burton, you have changed the space time continuum
Notice the posters changing, you should get a chuckle out of that. He seems to pick at the game and movie alot including the precogs and precrime in general. He just loves to nitpick doesn't he, he also points out that your ingame character looks nothing like Tom Cruise and is voiced by Clancy brown. He inserts a clip of Starship Troopers with Clancy brown in it which was good to see but he doesn't like the movie which annoys me as it's one of the best war movies ever made. Angry Joe also makes an appearance in the game, yea hurry up and upload the rest of your E3 video's you jackass. He's probably gonna filter the video's out over a while so he can get more views and make you watch the video's you don't want to. Sorry but that's another story.
Ah your hideous, your so ugly even your momma don't love you
The rag doll physics look good in this game and spoony does indeed have fun with it, he starts to throw people through everything that he can see. Off ledges, through glass and much more. Spoony picks at the story as you are already killing people by throwing people off buildings and killing them but it's a game dumb ass. He then play's the song I Believe I Can Fly over him playing the game and getting red balls thrown at him by the ball wrangler. I didn't find this bit funny at all, it was just stupid and annoying. Spoony also unnecessary references linkara with it's a crack baby showing a Mr T comic pic, really nobody cares about linkara and Mr T so stop talking about the special card you got with the comic you smug bastard.
He sits atop a throne of lies
After the end of the game he starts talking about the movie and that when he went back to precrime that he was inserted into the prison. He also say's that this is backup up by the ending being too good and chummy with everything working out. This is the same as total recall but he doesn't say this even though both are based on books written by Philip K. Dick, did he even research the game/movie at all. Well I guess I'll just add that into his list of research failures. Anyhow the video was ok, it had some funny moments but overall it was average at best.

Video Links
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pk6OWFi9__U
http://spoonyexperiment.com/2013/06/10/minority-report-everybody-runs/

Lets check out some YouTube Comments

I tend to disagree
Why didn't Spoony One point this out, even I noticed that

Yea idiot he has been doing that for some time now, it's nothing new
Speaks for itself
Im with this guy
I guess Miles enjoyed hitting him with those balls then, watch out he might kill someone again

Other Updates on Spoony Experiment
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