Counter Monkey - BABOON!!!

Another counter monkey, wake me up when it's an actual video worth watching. And for being a counter monkey, it's hard to tell if this even happened in the first place. Because it seems like he's pulling this story out of his ass. First of all he talks about his group doing random things such as getting pummeled by gorillas, splitting up and getting killed. Okay, but I need some questions answered:

• When did this story happen
• Who was he playing with
• Where did this take place

Seriously, I highly doubt anything he says even happened. And he keeps shouting "don't split the party" like it was a punchline, yeah a shit one. Don't bother watching this one unless it's for background noise.

12/07/2015 - Spoony's Twitter Madness

It thought it was about time to give Spoony the Twitter Madness treatment, let the show begin. I just can't stand that he posts about random comic shit, it's like there's some sad part of him that believes he's actually doing something constructive. And there's so much shit on his Twitter that it will be hard to cover, so I'll only be posting bits and pieces.

It's time to feel sorry for Spoony. It's time to shed man tears!

Holey moley, this is like something an insane guy would say.

I don't think anybody's listening Noah. 

Stop being a party pooper.

I refuse to believe this.

Don't forget that rape charge Spoony, we can't forget about that.

How can he call himself a WWE fan when he doesn't watch Smackdown?

This guy is one of Spoony's dick suckers, he's always there for his senpai when he needs to be blowed.

Check it out, Spoony's trying to hide his inner furry.

Spoony One's New House Costed 230,000

Someone over one the DeadHorseInterchangeable found out that Spoony spent 230,000 on his new house, and where the address of said house is. He probably saved up all that Patreon money to make a down payment.

And because since I'm an asshole and Spoony has this coming to him, I'll be posting his address and phone number below:

You can find the information here:
http://www.whitepages.com/name/Noah-Antwiler/Aurora-IL/bzthq61

Have at him internet, send him to Hades. Or maybe we should swat his ass just like DSP, I'm looking at you 4chan, get on it.

Spoony One Tries Let's Plays

To date, Spoony One has done five live streams all of which are multiple hours long. Whether you would watch this is up to you, but one thing you can't ignore is that Noah is using this type of content instead of actually working on a video. I highly doubt his recent live streams of Final Fantasy 13-2 is gonna increase the chance of a review coming anytime soon, in fact it only gives him more reasons to be even more lazy and force people to donate and subscribe to his Patreon account for making the review get released. And if you thought that was bad you'd like to know that Spoony hasn't even bothered to update his website or Patreon page, mostly likely because he already knows how much people hate his guts and the realization that said people would hate his guts even more if they knew he was making more crap content.

Yeah, I bet Spoony makes that face everytime he realizes his Patreon money is going down. 

Another thing I'd like to mention is that these let's plays are terrible, mostly because he barely talks and anytime he does talk it's either him bitching/moaning about his inability to play a video game or him banning someone. With Noah's reputation at an all time low he shouldn't be doing this unless he wants people to hate his ass anymore, I really wish he would stop doing this (and making shitty videos) because it's just sad at this point. In fact, he should take his ass off the internet because he's a fucking blight that needs to be removed.

B-Fest 2015 Reviews (Part 3) - Frogs

Man, this video is terrible to watch. It's literally Spoony nitpicking the shit out of the movie, and it's just sad to watch. Because it just shows you how much of a dysfunctional piece of shit that he really is. He also adds a frog counter, because he did that before and it was hilarious then, right? I know Spoony probably put lots of effort (or lack thereof) into the production of this video but it just falls flat as the video is shit tier level at best. Why are you still here, the video sucks so leave.

Screw you , Spoony.

Noah & April see Avengers 2: Age of Ultron

It's been ages since he put up a movie vlog, literally 11 months ago. That's almost a fucking year, this guy is such a deadbeat. I'm crying tears of joy right now because his patreon money is finally dropping a significant level. It took them 18 minutes to cover the trailers, you know there's something wrong when it takes them that long. This video is almost as long as the movie itself, when it's that long you already know what's wrong. The video is long and boring, but if you got to the end you'll be rewarded with an awkward scene of Spoony making a suggestive sexual remark towards April. Spoony said he'd show April his "little Jarvis". Jesus, these video's are going to be the death of me. Or you for that matter, stop watching this guy.

B-Fest 2015 Reviews (Part 2) - Metalstorm: The Destruction of Jared-Syn

Spoony looks like he's on dope, his eye movements are so sluggish that me must be either drugged on drunk. Probably both considering this is Spoony, he probably snorts coke off his dogs ass for all we know. But anyway let's get to the actual video, which is awesome by the way. Even though he nitpicks and rants about steaming goo, it's still Spoony doing what he does best. I wish he did more video's like this, it's much more refreshing than anything he or anyone else on TGWTG has done in a while. And to make it even better, Miles is here. When spoony recreates the speeder bike scene you can tell his brother isn't having any of it. The look on his face is worth the price of admission alone, if you payed to watch this that is.

The video is great and has lots of nice references throughout the video, the only downside is that he took so long to release the video and doesn't give a shit about his fans other than when he needs his drug money. Anyway, what did you think about the video.