Counter Monkey – What’s an Anti-Paladin?

Ahhhh, god fucking damn it, why the hell does he keep doing these. I literally have no clue what the hell he's talking about, it's like totally random, I bet you he's making this up all on the spot after taking a look at the book. Well, that's what you would think if you couldn't make sense of Spoony's rambling. But if you are insane like me, then you'd understand that Spoony does know what he's talking about. Wut? What insanity is this? Complementing Noah the Jew himself? Yes, but whatever it's just another Counter Monkey video and you know what to expect based on the title of the video. Watch or don't watch, and be sure to make sure Spoony hears all your problems on his Twitter or his Patreon account. Whatever, I'm out of here, later.

Counter Monkey – An Entirely Miscible Episode

Apparently this story he's telling this time is from when Spoony was 10 years old, remember that because he'll repeat it over and over because it was so damn funny the first time. I doubt this story even happened the way it did because how the hell can he remember how the story happened when he was 10 years old when it happened. Did he look back in time through a magic mirror? Did he borrow Linkara's time machine powered by Tyrone? Suffice to say, he's making up the entire thing.

Also apparently this is a "historic story" because it was during his first month into playing D&D with his brother and friends, and I wonder where they are all now, they're probably the drug dealers and doctors that keep the vessel known as Noah Antwiler alive, or most likely dead from being exposed to Spoony. Now let's get to what he named his character, he named him Lance Stormshield, wait for the laughter track, it'll come, has it come yet? That's basically the entire video, everything goes in one ear and out another because it's what you expect from the usual Counter Monkey. Peace out. Seriously only faggots and pseudo hipsters say that shit.

Counter Monkey - BABOON!!!

Another counter monkey, wake me up when it's an actual video worth watching. And for being a counter monkey, it's hard to tell if this even happened in the first place. Because it seems like he's pulling this story out of his ass. First of all he talks about his group doing random things such as getting pummeled by gorillas, splitting up and getting killed. Okay, but I need some questions answered:

• When did this story happen
• Who was he playing with
• Where did this take place

Seriously, I highly doubt anything he says even happened. And he keeps shouting "don't split the party" like it was a punchline, yeah a shit one. Don't bother watching this one unless it's for background noise.

Counter Monkey – They Duel. That’s What They Do.

"Dueling, that's what they do, they duel, dueling..."

I really don't know what to say other than that, mainly because he repeated that line about ten times in the video. He's basically complaining that a guy owned him during a game of whatever, and he yaps about Japan and samurai's for some reason. He really doesn't even make much sense because he repeats himself so much and it's hard to watch never mind use as background noise. Useless, don't even bother watching it unless you've got a hard on for Spoony related content.  

Counter Monkey – D&D 5th Edition Review (Part 1)

What an idiot, does he even know what he's talking about because he's coming off like a dumbass as usual. Just to make this clear, he hasn't even played the 5th Edition, he's judging it based on the pictures in the book. Even if he is giving it criticism he should label the video as a "first impression" since he's not even played it yet, that would be like someone "reviewing" Call of Duty without even playing it, I'm looking at you Pat the Nes Punk. Back to Spoony, he is a total retard when he talks about this since he's complaining like a child, his main gripe throughout this entire video is that the pictures don't look the same since they're drawn by different people. He act's like the art should be the same even though it's drawn by different people so why the hell would the pictures have the same art style. He gives this explanation in the video, and yet he still complains.

God damn, cut that hair you molester

He says that he's trying to spend "your" money properly, because he wants to create a background for his counter monkey video's, he wants to buy a castle backdrop which will cost over 1000 dollars. Even though that's probably bullshit since he's just pocketing the money to pay his bills, what a pathetic piece of shit. He also act's like he's some grizzled veteran with 50 years experience, talking about the "old days", he's just act's like that because being retro is niche and a hipster. Don't even watch the video, as usual his opinion holds no weight.

Black Hole of Board Games – VCR Wrestlemania Game

A good funny video from Spoony unlike the Cinema Snob lately, even Linkara's are better than his and that say's something. The fans voted and they choose a wrestling board game, hmm I wish he did the star trek board game though as that would have been more funny. He tells us that you probably though it would have been like the other board games where you have someone to tell you what to do but no, sadly this one is stock footage of wrestling matches. Forgot he had an intro for this and it could be better, it's ok I guess. 13k people and change voted for this so that's ok for his fanbase after what's happened to him over the years.

During the course of the video spoony's "characters" appear and it's hilarious, you gotta watch this. He uses them to poke fun at himself, the Ultimate warrior tells spoony did you know there's a highlander movie. The Iron Sheik complains to spoony that he used to respect him but all he does now is counter monkey, yea I complain about that too. Yea spoony you just ridicule those who criticise you, asshole. Iron Sheik also tells him about the Final Fantasy and how he wants to fuck him in the ass...... ok weird. Overall this is a good funny video from spoony, yea I know this is the sucks blog but I have to tell you when his video's are funny and when they are not.

Wrestling

Video Link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HatyqWwR4eA
http://spoonyexperiment.com/2013/08/22/black-hole-of-board-games-vcr-wrestlemania-game/

Meanwhile on Spoony's Twitter

No matter what I say about him you have to give him respect for this, someone tried to state a fact that it happens everywhere but does that mean it's ok then. I can see how stating a fact could be misinterpreted as a defence but who the hell defends gang rapes unless your Japanese.

I know they are joking but this isn't something to joke about. Unless your a gay faggot that is (points to spoony and brad). Somebody also said that they'd prefer spoony and linkara but that's just sick, what's wrong with this world.