Is Spoony dead?

I waited a while before posting this since Noah really could have taken a break off Twitter, but it's starting to seem that he may be dead or there's something wrong with him. Mental issues aside. It's been weeks since Spoony has posted on Twitter, this promoted a huge response from internet assholes who have nothing better to do than to ask "where is Spoony?" as if they really want to read him rant about Trump. Apparently he is playing some skyrim mod and he's too busy to post anything. Alos since Spoony wasn't online the next best thing was to stalk April (looking at you DHI) and pry into every little thing she posted from her creepy ass dolls, to getting a job, transportation, and heck even recently her age. That's funny considering most of those internet tough guys are probably in their 30's living in a basement, unlike me, a Greek god.  

Moving on. Though this all could mean that they are having finical problems seeing as that Patreon money isn't enough to pay for all of their bills, oh boo hoo. This is why April is looking for a job and Spoony probably is too.

But in the end of the day who gives a fuck anymore, I mean they are called internet nobodies for a reason. I don't know why people rant about them every single bloody day, the best reason I can come up with is that they have no life of their own so they'll pick apart another's to make them feel better. I mean I rant about shit too but I don't take any of it seriously, nor do I honestly hate anyone in life other than a few people that I personally know. Shits that simple, just walk away nigga.

19/07/2015 - Twitter Madness

Jesus, keeping track on the non-insane stuff on Spoony's Twitter sure is taxing, if not downright bonkers. There's literally so much stuff that even a brief summary would be pages, I'll be driven insane if I ever look at Spoony's Twitter again. Let's enjoy the suffering together.

There's tons more of this btw, Spoony is such a nerd. The kind that makes rape jokes.

He can't even do video games and he thinks he can cover politics.

Fuck me hard! He literally did over 50 jokes about the one fucking image, I'm serious, go over to his twitter and you'll see over 50 of these fucking images.

Insert your own joke here.

Vlog when? Oh wait he's got autism, leave him alone guys.

Can he get more retarded? 

This is only true if he's using windows 98, and I doubt it takes over a day to render a monkey sitting in front of a camera. 

Fuck this shit. #Killmenow

Who here is actually reading this shit?

B-Fest 2015 Reviews (Part 2) - Metalstorm: The Destruction of Jared-Syn

Spoony looks like he's on dope, his eye movements are so sluggish that me must be either drugged on drunk. Probably both considering this is Spoony, he probably snorts coke off his dogs ass for all we know. But anyway let's get to the actual video, which is awesome by the way. Even though he nitpicks and rants about steaming goo, it's still Spoony doing what he does best. I wish he did more video's like this, it's much more refreshing than anything he or anyone else on TGWTG has done in a while. And to make it even better, Miles is here. When spoony recreates the speeder bike scene you can tell his brother isn't having any of it. The look on his face is worth the price of admission alone, if you payed to watch this that is.

The video is great and has lots of nice references throughout the video, the only downside is that he took so long to release the video and doesn't give a shit about his fans other than when he needs his drug money. Anyway, what did you think about the video.

WrestleWrestle 3/31/15 - Wrestlemania 31 Parts 1-3

Now this really was long and boring, and it's best to use it as background noise unless you want to put yourself to sleep. He did say a lot of relevant stuff to say on Wrestlemania but it's far too much effort to actually list it all, so I'll try and keep it short.

• They really try to get into the minds of how WWE works for some reason, saying that they could run it better. 
• The banter between Spoony and April is just annoying, you can clearly see them take pot shots at each other
• They fantasize about certain members being part of a de facto family, ie Triple H as the father and so on.
• He said he told you the Sting match would suck and acts so righteous
• April keeps bringing up her dad and how he's much better than Sting and looks like a viking
• Spoony's Arnold impression did give me a chuckle
• Spoony concentrates on talking about Triple H's ass, probably him being homo
• At one point he totally forgot what he was talking about, he's probably not taking his medication
• Then he talked about talk about Raw even though it's meant to be about Wrestlemania

I don't even know why I did a bullet point list, all you need to know is that the video sucked and isn't worth the watch. Either watch it yourself or get a professional's opinion, because Spoony is basically talking out of his ass as usual.

Counter Monkey – They Duel. That’s What They Do.

"Dueling, that's what they do, they duel, dueling..."

I really don't know what to say other than that, mainly because he repeated that line about ten times in the video. He's basically complaining that a guy owned him during a game of whatever, and he yaps about Japan and samurai's for some reason. He really doesn't even make much sense because he repeats himself so much and it's hard to watch never mind use as background noise. Useless, don't even bother watching it unless you've got a hard on for Spoony related content.  

Black Hole of Board Games – Power Slam VCR Wrestling

Wait, what, Spoony One released a new video! Oh wait it's a shitty black hole of board games video and it's about a wrestling one, oh joy. It's time again for another rambling shit storm that he calls a video, and out of all the board games he could have chosen he picked a subject he has already covered, why couldn't he have chosen the Star Trek or the Wayne's World VCR game. They are much better material to work with and probably would have been funny video's if he chose them but no he had to go for the mundane and idiotic.

April-chan is not amused.

He starts off the video in his own little world where his script becomes reality, in layman's terms, amateur hour. Oh and April appears because she's a part of the "show" now, that and it gives the fan boys another thing to fap over besides Spoony. After the opening part he then plays the intro with updated clips which is more entertaining than this entire video, it takes him a minute and a half to actually start talking about the game. The rest of the video is him explaining how the game works and making rather shitty jokes, this video may not be the best but it's far better than those stupid counter monkey videos. And for some reason he's now watermarking his video's with his website link for some reason, probably trying to avoid copyright strikes or something like that. He does get hung up on the pronunciation of suplex which the announcer was saying as su-play because old people are stupid like that, boy does he like to rant because that's what he thinks his fanbase wants.

Though there is one thing that he does right and that's the appearance of the Wyatt family from wrestling fame, this is the kind of stuff he should be doing and not messing the fanbase around. I mean what's wrong with a medieval knight holding him hostage to make him do a counter monkey, you know tying in the very thing you are reviewing into your video. Anyway time for some glorious YouTube comments:

That's probably because she is.

You see I'm not the only one who wants him to do a video on the Star Trek tape.

Exactly

I know, the lazy bastard!

I wonder what the hell he's gonna review next, it better not be another wrestling vcr game because he's taking forever making a video for Final Fantasy 13-2.

What you didn't know about Spoony

Ewww, Spoony chugged some of Linkara's magical elixir

Welcome one and all to the internet freak show that is the Spoony One aka Noah Antwiler. Here you will find some facts that you may or may not know about him, so bring on the monkeys.

• He is / may be a Jew due to the fact he has a large nose
• He started Patreon to pay for his Animu girlfriends hair dye
• During a game of truth or dare he was dared to blow Linkara, suffice to say he lost.
• He got his brother to point his police issued gun at a fan at his old house
• Nostalgia Critic was considering to let Spoony back on TGWTG because he thought he would commit suicide like Jew Wario
• Spoony's ex screwed a bunch of fans at a convention 
• Has Type 2 Bi-polar takes medicine to cope
• April was rumored to be fucking a black dude
• Was nearly sent to rehab after overdosing on medication
• Was nearly murdered in 2004 due to gambling debts
• Is a poser
• Doesn't know shit about video games
• He is not funny
• Killed a friend by making him eat pizza that was behind a toilet for 3 months, yes this actually happened and he admitted it during a counter monkey

Now you sort out the facts between the fiction, have fun.