Showing posts with label Black Hole of Board Games. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Black Hole of Board Games. Show all posts

Wednesday, 26 November 2014

Black Hole of Board Games – Nightmare: Back in the Hole

Finally the long wait is over...Spoony released a video and it's good. I actually didn't expect to like it. I'll just bullet point what he did wrong and what he did right and how he could have improved the video since he does fail in some aspects. Ahem...

  • He covered multiple games in one video even though he should have did separate video's
  • He took over a month to put out this video
  • Was the poll rigged to begin with or did he want to get the nightmare games out of the way because I still don't see Rap Rat
  • He skipped over a lot of footage from the board games
  • This video was probably filmed at Halloween because he has cobwebs in the background
  • It's nice to see him actually explain how the board games work and how they suck
  • He didn't show the Baron dancing scene
  • The cosplay segments were well done

With that out of the way let's look at some comments:

So much truth in this post.
Not seeing it Bro.
Ah, never again...
Verdict: Good video.

Tuesday, 7 October 2014

Black Hole of Board Games - Viewer's Choice 2

Wow, I didn't expect this, he put out a genuinely funny video. I'll keep this short since I actually liked the video, so let's begin. The video is basically him showing clips from vcr games that he wants to review, but he needs our help to decide which one he should do. Though everybody is screaming for Rap Rat so hopefully that's what he'll do, the poll ends at the end of this month so he better not be sitting on his ass and not working on the video in the meantime. And since none of the comments are constructive criticism there won't be any in this post. Though I've got to wonder, is he like this now because he understands that the only thing keeping him going is the Paetron fund?

Sunday, 21 September 2014

Black Hole of Board Games – Power Slam VCR Wrestling

Wait, what, Spoony One released a new video! Oh wait it's a shitty black hole of board games video and it's about a wrestling one, oh joy. It's time again for another rambling shit storm that he calls a video, and out of all the board games he could have chosen he picked a subject he has already covered, why couldn't he have chosen the Star Trek or the Wayne's World VCR game. They are much better material to work with and probably would have been funny video's if he chose them but no he had to go for the mundane and idiotic.

April-chan is not amused.
He starts off the video in his own little world where his script becomes reality, in layman's terms, amateur hour. Oh and April appears because she's a part of the "show" now, that and it gives the fan boys another thing to fap over besides Spoony. After the opening part he then plays the intro with updated clips which is more entertaining than this entire video, it takes him a minute and a half to actually start talking about the game. The rest of the video is him explaining how the game works and making rather shitty jokes, this video may not be the best but it's far better than those stupid counter monkey videos. And for some reason he's now watermarking his video's with his website link for some reason, probably trying to avoid copyright strikes or something like that. He does get hung up on the pronunciation of suplex which the announcer was saying as su-play because old people are stupid like that, boy does he like to rant because that's what he thinks his fanbase wants.
Though there is one thing that he does right and that's the appearance of the Wyatt family from wrestling fame, this is the kind of stuff he should be doing and not messing the fanbase around. I mean what's wrong with a medieval knight holding him hostage to make him do a counter monkey, you know tying in the very thing you are reviewing into your video. Anyway time for some glorious YouTube comments:

That's probably because she is.
You see I'm not the only one who wants him to do a video on the Star Trek tape.
Exactly
I know, the lazy bastard!
I wonder what the hell he's gonna review next, it better not be another wrestling vcr game because he's taking forever making a video for Final Fantasy 13-2.

Tuesday, 15 October 2013

Black Hole of Board Games – Gone Birding!

Not a real proper video due to the short length as it's more of a send-off telling us that he is going to be returning back to and I quote.

"Don’t worry folks; that’s the last of the boring board games. It’s back to the business of modern bullshit."

Yes you guessed it and from his twitter feed it seems that he will be returning to finish FF13.... about fucking time. You do know that he stopped in May and it's now October, that was 5 months ago so you can see how lazy he really is but he is returning so that's good.
This video was ok as there isn't much to see, just him acting like an idiot for 12 minutes. The video starts with Brian (Cinema Snobs friend) or his "Characters" name Travis Crabtree bringing spoony the board game in question, Brian walks off with the stupid song from 80's Dan playing and then spoony chases after him because spoony will have to torment himself with the game...... no anything but that. 
Why the hell does he have a pool table at the front door, it's just stupid and a waste of space yet he still complains that Mitt Romney...... yes my buddy Mitt Romney should give him a car even though spoony lives in a very nice looking middle class neighbourhood. 
Mitt for President
I mean seriously look at this place yet his still complains, grow up spoontard.
In the video spoony shouts "show us your tits"..... and he wonders why people call him a misogynist but his defence would be that he was bored.
Nice O Face spoony
He takes his dog for a walk and we see more "Story" for the corrupted Burton Storyline, we see a red star in the sky and god is this stupid. I mean seriously who cares about story, makes as much sense as porn with story but people do that anyway, spoony say's "what the hell is that" but I know what it is. He can now see the death star and Kenshiro will come to deliver some Hokuto Shinken on his ass, now wouldn't that be awesome.
Sigh..... does he even deserve all these titles.
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Twitter
Spoony comments on Brad's and Doug's Sharknado Review
Spoony is also moving oh noes, also I guess we expect the next FF13 part soon.

Friday, 11 October 2013

Black Hole of Board Games – Justin Bieber: Always Be Mine

Well this was quick since his last but it's just them playing the game for 1 hour 30 minutes, didn't even bother to watch it as it would have been boring so I'll just update you on what's been happening on spoony's twitter. Before that brad jones aka Cinema snob and his friend brian was also in this video so yay I guess, spoony put in the description that this and I quote.

"Technically, this is an unofficial, out-of-continuity episode of the series, as this particular fan donation does not come with a video of any sort!"

Yes because we are all so interested in this barley evident corrupted video Burton storyline spoony and yes he also said continuity....... dear lord. He will probably never get around to any of the board games that make up his intro, he's a lazy bum. Also just because the song in the intro has the lyrics black hole means he can use it. Spoony tried to upload to youtube but got slammed with tons of copyright even for his older videos, now he can't even upload videos more than 15 minutes long. Youtube sucks now.


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Twitter Updates
As you may know spoony is sick, he has bronchitis and has been coughing up a new colour he has called phlorange. Because of this he is angry and has been an ass on his twitter to his fans like usual, anything but Spoony One our god can't be sick. Quickly now everyone get money together to pay for his obamacare medical bills.
He got angry and somebody said this and Like he needs an excuse...... why is he always a dick head.
What the hell is wrong with him.


Spoony tweets about games being sold on other website such as good old games, I hate those guys.

He has also been ranting on Final Fantasy 13 again, doesn't the moron ever quit.  He say's the the games datalog isn't even referenced ingame..... sigh because just name me a game that references the encyclopaedia if it has one because Mass Effect doesn't and why would it be mentioned ingame. It's for the player and not the games characters you idiot.

Scary fan art incoming, damn im gonna have nightmares later on. Dear god the face, we all know he bleeds his dogs ass anyhow, what you all were thinking it.
Ugh spoony and his gay faggot face, now there's two gay faggots in this picture.
And now we all can see from where spoony got his nickname from.
Spoony got owned so hard on twitter the other day, just read this. Spoony's response was a bit harsh pulling a poor card, so what does the shit head look down on people less off. Him and his fancy lifestyle living off internet ad revenue in his middle class home, does any of his revenue go to tax the cheap bastard.
And the last one, didn't know spoony was into that sort of thing. Bestiality and all.

Tuesday, 27 August 2013

Black Hole of Board Games – VCR Wrestlemania Game

A good funny video from Spoony unlike the Cinema Snob lately, even Linkara's are better than his and that say's something. The fans voted and they choose a wrestling board game, hmm I wish he did the star trek board game though as that would have been more funny. He tells us that you probably though it would have been like the other board games where you have someone to tell you what to do but no, sadly this one is stock footage of wrestling matches. Forgot he had an intro for this and it could be better, it's ok I guess. 13k people and change voted for this so that's ok for his fanbase after what's happened to him over the years.

During the course of the video spoony's "characters" appear and it's hilarious, you gotta watch this. He uses them to poke fun at himself, the Ultimate warrior tells spoony did you know there's a highlander movie. The Iron Sheik complains to spoony that he used to respect him but all he does now is counter monkey, yea I complain about that too. Yea spoony you just ridicule those who criticise you, asshole. Iron Sheik also tells him about the Final Fantasy and how he wants to fuck him in the ass...... ok weird. Overall this is a good funny video from spoony, yea I know this is the sucks blog but I have to tell you when his video's are funny and when they are not.
Wrestling

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Meanwhile on Spoony's Twitter
No matter what I say about him you have to give him respect for this, someone tried to state a fact that it happens everywhere but does that mean it's ok then. I can see how stating a fact could be misinterpreted as a defence but who the hell defends gang rapes unless your Japanese.

I know they are joking but this isn't something to joke about. Unless your a gay faggot that is (points to spoony and brad). Somebody also said that they'd prefer spoony and linkara but that's just sick, what's wrong with this world.