Is Spoony dead?

I waited a while before posting this since Noah really could have taken a break off Twitter, but it's starting to seem that he may be dead or there's something wrong with him. Mental issues aside. It's been weeks since Spoony has posted on Twitter, this promoted a huge response from internet assholes who have nothing better to do than to ask "where is Spoony?" as if they really want to read him rant about Trump. Apparently he is playing some skyrim mod and he's too busy to post anything. Alos since Spoony wasn't online the next best thing was to stalk April (looking at you DHI) and pry into every little thing she posted from her creepy ass dolls, to getting a job, transportation, and heck even recently her age. That's funny considering most of those internet tough guys are probably in their 30's living in a basement, unlike me, a Greek god.  

Moving on. Though this all could mean that they are having finical problems seeing as that Patreon money isn't enough to pay for all of their bills, oh boo hoo. This is why April is looking for a job and Spoony probably is too.

But in the end of the day who gives a fuck anymore, I mean they are called internet nobodies for a reason. I don't know why people rant about them every single bloody day, the best reason I can come up with is that they have no life of their own so they'll pick apart another's to make them feel better. I mean I rant about shit too but I don't take any of it seriously, nor do I honestly hate anyone in life other than a few people that I personally know. Shits that simple, just walk away nigga.

Spoony get's triggered by Trump and the word "cuck"! April tranny?

Spoony

Spoony's trying to get in front of it. April is fucking someone else and he knows its a matter of time before it gets out. I bet it's Tyrone. Better prep that bull Noah.

Someone probably said that trump isn't literally Hitler reincarnated and it triggered him. Also lol "work," when does Spoony ever work? "I need to go be productive instead of arguing with dumb people" etc, lol. Get a load of this faggot. And I love how that "I'm out" tweet is already so deeply buried beneath new bullshit that I can't even be assed to scroll down his feed far enough to find it. I wanted to know how long Spoony could actually stand being away from Twitter...

He literally does not care anymore. He's getting about $1800 a month in welfare plus what little ad revenue he pulls down plus April's job. Boss isn't lazy or apathetic, it's much deeper than that. There's no drive to give any sort of fuck about anything. Even if he lost his Patreon welfare I'm sure Boss would still rationalize it somehow and keep posting about wrestling and Trump until he's on the street or living on Doge's couch or with his brother again.

His excuses for lack of content have gotten thinner and thinner. The last bit of effort he gave for anything was his #depressed picture and even then that probably took way too much. I know it sounds horrible but I almost wanna start a deadpool for when he finally tries to end it because it's gonna come sooner than later unless he gets stuck in an actual straight jacket in a padded room

I had to check the date on the second one. He said that already and we already concluded that he basically has the code with his Patreon scamming.

Actually the most repulsive thing he's done is steal thousands of dollars from gullible fans or people who flat out don't notice a dollar or two gone from their checking amount each month.

April

Man talk about fitting that danger hair stereotype. "I don't have much interesting about myself so here's a new hair color".

What's wrong with your facccccce?

And gack Jesus christ, if you didn't think April was a tranny then you do now. The only thing worse than those stupid dolls she sells is her man face.

Note:
Most of this post is copied from DHI because I honestly could not be bothered writing about Spoony, I've got better things to do.

Spoony needs a lawyer! April's losing her job!

So apparently Spoony was denied coverage for his meds, or a Doctor refused to renew a prescription. Maybe this happened since there's nothing legitimately wrong with him, sucks to be him. Though that's assuming that he's even been denied coverage in the first place, as I'm sure this is all just another excuse for why he can't make anything this month.

 "Guys guys guize my bipolar/night tremors/depression/vague heart condition(remember that one?) is flaring up without my meds! No review this month or the next! Thanks for donating though, promise to have that review of Suicide Squad up in 2 months!" 

I wonder if his "girlfriend" found that blonde elf guy or whatever she was looking for. I bet he'd be the best lay she's had in months. A little birdy over on DHI had this to say

It's on a pre-certification list. Aka it's medicine insurance only covers under some cases in which you can prove you need the medication. He probably didn't bother to check if the insurance covered it, assumed it did, then when he found out something was wrong filled out the forms hastily and now they're going through it.

Interdasting...

That's the Spoony news for today, now we're going to look at what April's been up to.

Lovely, she's losing her job and has to face trolls. Where is the patriarchy when you need it? Also a bead shop? A fucking bead shop! I mean there's working at Mc Donalds and then there's this, I wouldn't call a hobby a job unless you call dick sucking a job. Oh wait, some do. Anyway where exactly is she reading about these trolls? I guess she's googling herself or Spoony and finding posts on this blog or over on DHI. Hmm...or maybe it was 4chan all along. Anyway who gives a shit.

April cheat's on Spoony with Tyrone

Tyrone...Apparently

Well it seems that April apparently is cheating on Spoony with Tyrone...uhm that black guy from one of Linkara's erotic fanfictions. How the heck is that even possible, did he magically jump out of the computer and have sex with April when Spoony wasn't looking...or was he?

I have looked high and low and can't find any concentrate evidence that this is even true, if any does have proof then show it. Unless it was just internet drama / trolling to begin with, though people have said she did delete her tweets so who knows. Maybe she did screw Linkara's fan fiction?

This is what she said on her Twitter.

And this is the guy who apparently started it.

The poor guys probably just making stuff up to get attention, and I can't blame him. His exercise video's haven't kicked off, tis a sad day indeed. Someone even went so far as to put the event on his Wikipedia page, citing this is the reason why he closed the comments section. This is four chan level of internet drama, and it's best to stay away from it unless you are actually a troll under the bridge. As the Archfiend (Archfag) would always say, have a nice day everyone.


Here's some links to the thread the cheating was mentioned in.

http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/53153153
http://imgur.com/a/8rvRK

Big Trouble in Little China (Commodore 64) Review

Well it's almost been a month since his last video, and no, Wrestle Wrestle and the Nostalgia critic episode don't count since they require little effort. And what did he decide to "review", Big Trouble in Little China for the Commodore 64, seriously why does he even bother to do anything when he does video's on the most mundane stuff.

He starts out the video with a painful sketch like all TGWTG video's, seriously it's like watching amateur hour at your local comedy club, except this time it ain't funny. It features Insano and what appears to be Spoonys fluffer talking about what happened to Spoony, they mention a Mako (pronounced Ma-Ko and not may-ko, faggot wapanese fanboy) explosion and my eyes begin to role because you know video game reference. After that opening sequence Spoony begins to riff the opening of the movie the game is based on, he mostly says a load of crap thinking he sounds smart but he does say one thing of major importance. He says that Final Fantasy 13-2 is in the "render queue", I'm pretty sure that porn video of spoony getting ass raped by Space Marines from Warhammer 40k is also in that render queue.

April-chan is not amused

After that he starts talking about the movie and the lengths he went to get a working Commodore 64 from Germany, because Spoony loves his German scat, what didn't you know he loves it when his fans and April all take a dump on his chest, all at the same time! Anyway, I'm pretty sure that his Paetron money payed for all Commodore 64 crap he bought, that and April's hair dye. As usual it takes him seven and a half miniutes til he actually talks about the game, and boy is the rest of the video as painful as Spoony One's tantrums.

What the hell am I looking at?

He seriously goes through the game like he's the Angry Video Game Nerd, while randomly cutting to clips from the movie to keep you entertained, but even those can't save this video. It's like watching the early days of the Irate Gamer, except it's worse because remember this is the Spoony One, aka Noah "cumdumpster" Antwiler. He get's so desperate he resorts to playing the Gangnam style music to his low pan style, "insert angry comment here".

Yeah, I bet this is what fucks him at night

And after all that he ends the video parodying the end of the movie and a headless appears holding a highlander game, oh god, it better not be another Commodore 64 game because I don't want to watch another AVGN rip off video. But remember this is Spoony, so he's always gonna do something stupid, like threaten someone with rape, who said that?

Better yet, shove that rope up his ass

Spoony can read alright, but he needs giant font because he's bipolar

Don't we all just love that anime troll

That's all I got......for now!

Let’s Play SWAT 4 – Mission #15: Olympic Manhunt

A hilarious video from Spoony, it was really funny and I loved the gay jokes against Russia and the Sochi games. My favourite joke in this video was they attack from behind...... get it because they ram stuff up your bum. I guess spoony doesn't like what Russia is doing against gay faggots even thought it's against gay propaganda and not gays themselves but the media will twist it into what they want to believe anyway. The title of the video is lets play even though this isn't a lets play but somebody said in the comments that he played the mission for hours and kept dying all the time so you can understand why he never posted it on his site.

Overall you should check this video out as you'll get a good laugh, does this video really make up for the last one though. I'd say yes and no because the last was dead air and why did he continue a years dead lets play. That was really stupid of him but I guess the fans demanded it, hurry up and edit that new video you took footage of because I don't want any more let's plays.

Video Link
http://spoonyexperiment.com/2013/10/24/lets-play-swat-4-mission-15-olympic-manhunt/

Spoony Moving House
Also if you didn't already know spoony is moving out of his brothers house into his blue haired anime character girlfriends house, normally I don't comment on his personal life but this time it's different. He is moving out of the scenes we already know and the backgrounds will be different in his new video's, it will also take him more time to put out a new video because he has to get everything set up again.

Spoony's Twitter and More

Spoony complaining again

It's odd that a bullet hit through spoony's anime character girlfriends window.

Spoony one has been having some problems with his Sony Vegas as seen below.

Probably pirated it like the Irate Gaymer.