Massacre at Central High (Part 2)

After the last good video Spoony One, he once again disappoints us with a mediocre video. And taking into consideration that this video was meant to be out a couple of days later when it actually came out a week later. Even though he probably filmed both parts at the same but he probably thought that splitting it in two would make more money and video views. We can hereby conclude that he's a bloody idiot, if you didn't already know that.

Lets get to the actual video, its okay but you can tell he's starved for ideas since most of his jokes were lackluster. He also hammers in the "Spoony" character like its fucking comedic gold, that and he acts like that is him. His ego, drink and probably drug problems shine through as you can clearly see him acting like a complete retard while retaining a shred of dignity, if at all. And what the hell am I even saying, the video's bad and what more can I really say? You want a well thought out analysis of everything he said, go ask Linkara or one of his dick sucking fanboys. I'm outta here.

Massacre at Central High (Part 1)

It's about time Spoony released a proper video, and boy is he back in fashion. Well, except for the half terrible sketch with doctor insano, where he pokes fun at himself for being so lazy. Hardy har har, he also is still doing that stupid Jew Wario memorial thing in his video. Now let's get to the actual video, it isn't that bad. He does manage to get a lot of funny jokes here and there, and it seems he actually put some effort into making this video. He deserves props for that, among other things. All in all, a good video so go and check it out.

But don't worry, Part two is only a few days away. Except he still hasn't released it, I bet you my two front teeth that he's already got the video completed. But want's to stretch out his video release's so he can be even more lazy. Why do people give money to him again?

Since he hasn't even bothered to put the video on his patreon account, the only place I could find comments about the video was the DeadHorse. God, that place is like 4chan.

Yeah, the video was alright and the skit did go on too long.

I wouldn't be surprised if he actually did that.

Oh great, they're all fantasizing about Spoony. I'm scared now.

The video is meant to shut up people complaining, not attract new viewers.

Counter Monkey – Where Have All the Lawful Goods Gone?

Wow, for once Spoony One is actually making some sense. If you can actually get through his ramblings he does bring up good points about the different character types. It's nice to see him put some thought into making a video for once instead of going on a wild tangent about something stupid, but this doesn't excuse him from being extremely lazy with his video output while still getting just under 5000 dollars from his Patreon account. Even though he did remove comments from his YouTube and his own website, those on Patreon can still comment on his posts. Let's have a look.

Yeah, Spoony put this video put a week early for Patreon members.

He'll just ban you like he does to everyone on Twitter.

Um, good point...I guess.

I doubt Spoony One could even comprehend that.

Counter Monkey – They Duel. That’s What They Do.

"Dueling, that's what they do, they duel, dueling..."

I really don't know what to say other than that, mainly because he repeated that line about ten times in the video. He's basically complaining that a guy owned him during a game of whatever, and he yaps about Japan and samurai's for some reason. He really doesn't even make much sense because he repeats himself so much and it's hard to watch never mind use as background noise. Useless, don't even bother watching it unless you've got a hard on for Spoony related content.  

Spoony One Removes Comments from Site

It look's like he got fed up with people complaining about his lack of activity and his video's in general, he closed the comments section a while ago though I thought it was only a temporary thing. But no, he's probably closed them for good. I don't know if people even talk on his website about this but I really couldn't care at this point, he'll wither and die at some point. The noose is tightening and it's only a matter of time, have a good day everyone.

Counter Monkey – The Dirtiest Book in the Game

Well it looks like the monkey has struck again, and this time with more childishness than ever. He's checking out "The Book of Erotic Fantasy", and that's pretty much all you need to know. He basically goes through most of the book while laughing at stupid stuff like a schoolgirl, though he does do the book justice in some parts of the video but most of them are lost since it gets lost in his nonsensical ramblings. To make it even worse it's split into two parts so you better use it as background noise because it'll be hard to watch it. And apparently his waifu was behind the camera the whole time and didn't' even make a peep, whatever we all know she's using him for the money.

Just look at this choad...

So what's the verdict on the snore fest, if you haven't already watched it that is. It's bad, just stay away until he actually puts out a video that isn't over an hour of pure unedited video, but then again that's just how lazy he really is. And he also disabled comments for the unseen future, he probably believes that if he can't see the criticism then it doesn't exist. What an asshole, but luckily his Patreon is dropping so hopefully that should whip him into shape, though probably not.

Spoony One 2014 - Year in Review

Well this year has been the worst for internet "comedian" the Spoony One, not only has he failed to keep up with releasing video's, he has started a patreon account and he has only gotten lazier. Let's have a look of what he released this year:


Reviews: 10
Vlogs: 9
Wrestle Wrestle: 10
Counter Monkey: 7
Commentaries: 3
Other: 9

Total: 48

That's a total of 48 video's (not including split parts) that he did this year, and most of them were done at the start of this year, the simple fact is that since he started his patreon account in April he has had a slump in activity. This is probably because his fan's have been giving him thousands of dollars every month to just sit on his ass, and that's not including what little he get's from ad revenue and the storefront on his website. Not to mention that he had the gall to upload a video to his YouTube account that were over a year old and remastered, I see he's been taking lessons from the Irate Gamer. All in all, this has been the worst year for the Spoony One, with his failed promises and his laziness he has reached a new low in his internet popularity, and you can tell nobody cares about him when his Encyclopedia Dramatica in a while and most of the comments he get's now are people complaining. But then again he has always been a neckbeard in disguise, he's probably having a neckbeard New Year right about now.

Happy New Year