Counter Monkey – What’s an Anti-Paladin?

Ahhhh, god fucking damn it, why the hell does he keep doing these. I literally have no clue what the hell he's talking about, it's like totally random, I bet you he's making this up all on the spot after taking a look at the book. Well, that's what you would think if you couldn't make sense of Spoony's rambling. But if you are insane like me, then you'd understand that Spoony does know what he's talking about. Wut? What insanity is this? Complementing Noah the Jew himself? Yes, but whatever it's just another Counter Monkey video and you know what to expect based on the title of the video. Watch or don't watch, and be sure to make sure Spoony hears all your problems on his Twitter or his Patreon account. Whatever, I'm out of here, later.

Did Spoony One back up all his video's after Blip's downfall?

To save you from reading a long post, the answer is fucking NO! There are huge freaking holes on his website and you can't even watch a lot of his old video's, the video's are either gone or he hasn't mirrored/updated his website with the new uploads. But this is Noah we are talking about, he won't do anything unless Twitter shuts down or people stop giving him money on his Patreon account. News at 11. What do you guys think about this?

WrestleWrestle – Night of Champions (2015)

Well, Spoony is looking more healthy so we can rule out his health stopping him from making proper videos. Though the real reason he's so freaking lazy is because he realized that retards on the internet can rake in thousands of dollars for doing fucking nothing, ie: Patreon. April the anime character changed her hair color again, looks like she's searching for an identity, hiooooooo! Let me remind you that this video is 1 hour and 10 mins long, just like every vlog type video it's tedious as fuck. And for some weird reason they like Neville, even though he's been bad since he moved from NXT. Though Spoony does make a good "feed me roids" joke, I'll give him that.

He also has some weird obsession with Naomi's butt, he keeps mentioning that she hits you in the face with her ass over and over. At one point April makes good point about characters being ruined when they move to raw, which is true. But overall both of them are pretty worthless as it's two plebs sitting on a couch talking about wrestling when they should be doing better things.

In other news:
Counter Monkey – 3d6 in Order

• He calls the audience cowards

Asshole Spoony is asking for it at this point, ddos and swat his house now or the poverty ghost will get you.

Spoony One's Let's Play's are Terrible

I mean it, his let's plays are one of the most boring video's I have ever watched. Heck, even some of DSP's let's plays are miles more entertaining than Spoony's crap. Yeah, I went there. I mean they are almost unwatchable, mostly because it's pure gameplay footage with the occasional crappy "Spoony monologue". His sessions are also bloody too long , I mean who the hell wants to see Spoony play Metal Gear Solid 4 for SEVEN HOURS AND A HALF! It's in bold mother fuckers! And Spoony's engagement during the actual streaming is terrible because all he does is bitch and moan whenever people tell him how to play the game, he gets so salty because he can't stand criticism of any kind.

Yes, I went to google for that one. 

There's also a ton of ban's whenever he streams, they get banned because he either he doesn't like what they say or they insult him. Even I got banned because I asked when he would be doing another review, I mean it wasn't even harmful and it just shows that he can't stand to see his reflection in the mirror. Anyway, does anyone actually watch the full thing or just bits of it? Because if you sat through the entire stream then I think all hope is lost for you.

WrestleWrestle 7/21/15 - Battleground 2015

Jesus Christ vs Rawhead Rex, this video is almost as long as Battleground itself, it's literally autism itself. And AHHHH!! What the hell is that red explosion sitting beside Spoony, is that meant to be April's next look or something, people who change their hair color are only searching for an identity (special snowflake doesn't count) because they have none. I know how much of an asshole I sound like when I say that, but it's true and you know it. Rant aside, let's get to his actual video.

Spoony talking about how the wrestling's are literally fucking themselves, and two different fans did parts of his intro, showing again that he can't do anything himself with autism overload. I was actually going to write more but I can't be bothered to actually watch more than twenty minutes of this video, and if you actually did watch more than that or the full thing, the same message below applies to you.

There's only one thing I can say about Spoony at this point:

Seriously if you are going to watch it use adblock if don't already, better yet, just listen to viper and kill urself my man.

Counter Monkey – An Entirely Miscible Episode

Apparently this story he's telling this time is from when Spoony was 10 years old, remember that because he'll repeat it over and over because it was so damn funny the first time. I doubt this story even happened the way it did because how the hell can he remember how the story happened when he was 10 years old when it happened. Did he look back in time through a magic mirror? Did he borrow Linkara's time machine powered by Tyrone? Suffice to say, he's making up the entire thing.

Also apparently this is a "historic story" because it was during his first month into playing D&D with his brother and friends, and I wonder where they are all now, they're probably the drug dealers and doctors that keep the vessel known as Noah Antwiler alive, or most likely dead from being exposed to Spoony. Now let's get to what he named his character, he named him Lance Stormshield, wait for the laughter track, it'll come, has it come yet? That's basically the entire video, everything goes in one ear and out another because it's what you expect from the usual Counter Monkey. Peace out. Seriously only faggots and pseudo hipsters say that shit.

19/07/2015 - Twitter Madness

Jesus, keeping track on the non-insane stuff on Spoony's Twitter sure is taxing, if not downright bonkers. There's literally so much stuff that even a brief summary would be pages, I'll be driven insane if I ever look at Spoony's Twitter again. Let's enjoy the suffering together.

There's tons more of this btw, Spoony is such a nerd. The kind that makes rape jokes.

He can't even do video games and he thinks he can cover politics.

Fuck me hard! He literally did over 50 jokes about the one fucking image, I'm serious, go over to his twitter and you'll see over 50 of these fucking images.

Insert your own joke here.

Vlog when? Oh wait he's got autism, leave him alone guys.

Can he get more retarded? 

This is only true if he's using windows 98, and I doubt it takes over a day to render a monkey sitting in front of a camera. 

Fuck this shit. #Killmenow

Who here is actually reading this shit?