Thursday, 21 May 2015

B-Fest 2015 Reviews (Part 3) - Frogs

Man, this video is terrible to watch. It's literally Spoony nitpicking the shit out of the movie, and it's just sad to watch. Because it just shows you how much of a dysfunctional piece of shit that he really is. He also adds a frog counter, because he did that before and it was hilarious then, right? I know Spoony probably put lots of effort (or lack thereof) into the production of this video but it just falls flat as the video is shit tier level at best. Why are you still here, the video sucks so leave.

Screw you , Spoony.

Wednesday, 20 May 2015

Noah & April see Avengers 2: Age of Ultron

It's been ages since he put up a movie vlog, literally 11 months ago. That's almost a fucking year, this guy is such a deadbeat. I'm crying tears of joy right now because his patreon money is finally dropping a significant level. It took them 18 minutes to cover the trailers, you know there's something wrong when it takes them that long. This video is almost as long as the movie itself, when it's that long you already know what's wrong. The video is long and boring, but if you got to the end you'll be rewarded with an awkward scene of Spoony making a suggestive sexual remark towards April. Spoony said he'd show April his "little Jarvis". Jesus, these video's are going to be the death of me. Or you for that matter, stop watching this guy.

Sunday, 10 May 2015

B-Fest 2015 Reviews (Part 2) - Metalstorm: The Destruction of Jared-Syn

Spoony looks like he's on dope, his eye movements are so sluggish that me must be either drugged on drunk. Probably both considering this is Spoony, he probably snorts coke off his dogs ass for all we know. But anyway let's get to the actual video, which is awesome by the way. Even though he nitpicks and rants about steaming goo, it's still Spoony doing what he does best. I wish he did more video's like this, it's much more refreshing than anything he or anyone else on TGWTG has done in a while. And to make it even better, Miles is here. When spoony recreates the speeder bike scene you can tell his brother isn't having any of it. The look on his face is worth the price of admission alone, if you payed to watch this that is.

The video is great and has lots of nice references throughout the video, the only downside is that he took so long to release the video and doesn't give a shit about his fans other than when he needs his drug money. Anyway, what did you think about the video.

Saturday, 25 April 2015

B Fest 2015 Reviews (Part 1) - Creature With the Atom Brain

Five seconds in and they are talking about his dog pissing itself, an obvious reference to his actual internet career. Then we're off to him making terrible puns on what the "B" in B-Fest stands for, he goes for a shitty bees reference because that's comedic gold.

This is far different from his usual B-Fest video, as this time it seems that he's actually put lot's of effort into it. It's not just vlog this time, it's vlog with segments from the movie thrown in. It's actually very refreshing to see him do this, though that's not to say that some would rather prefer to see the video with the movie clips. He also thinks the Terminator has take stuff from this movie, because some guy kills people in a police station. Yeah, I see that he's still drinking mountain dew and eating doritos. Maybe that's why he's saying something that is really stupid, I'd make a reference but I doubt you want a political one. Though he actually seems kinda competent when getting his points across, when he isn't interrupting Miles that is. And he does his usual Jew antics by splitting the video into two parts, I'm guessing part two will be uploaded by the time we're all old men. Though all of Spoony's fanbase that are left are either die-hard fans, neckbeards, or just people with a casual interest.

Also notice how he hasn't even updated his patreon page in a while, though you can bet your ass that he still collects that paycheck at the end of every month. Anyway the video was better than his average shlock, but let's all not let up on his shitty release schedule. Which is every time there's a blue moon...

Tuesday, 7 April 2015

WrestleWrestle 3/31/15 - Wrestlemania 31 Parts 1-3

Now this really was long and boring, and it's best to use it as background noise unless you want to put yourself to sleep. He did say a lot of relevant stuff to say on Wrestlemania but it's far too much effort to actually list it all, so I'll try and keep it short.


  • They really try to get into the minds of how WWE works for some reason, saying that they could run it better. 
  • The banter between Spoony and April is just annoying, you can clearly see them take pot shots at each other
  • They fantasize about certain members being part of a de facto family, ie Triple H as the father and so on.
  • He said he told you the Sting match would suck and acts so righteous
  • April keeps bringing up her dad and how he's much better than Sting and looks like a viking
  • Spoony's Arnold impression did give me a chuckle
  • Spoony concentrates on talking about Triple H's ass, probably him being homo
  • At one point he totally forgot what he was talking about, he's probably not taking his medication
  • Then he talked about talk about Raw even though it's meant to be about Wrestlemania

I don't even know why I did a bullet point list, all you need to know is that the video sucked and isn't worth the watch. Either watch it yourself or get a professional's opinion, because Spoony is basically talking out of his ass as usual.

Wednesday, 25 March 2015

WrestleWrestle 3/8/15 Parts 1-3

Well if you actually made it through almost four hours of Spoony talking about wrestling, then congratulations. If not then boo! For ye shall be forced to read doth article......

First of all if you actually listen to what Spoony says, he actually knows what he's talking about. People say he's off his kite but there's none of that here, it's one guys opinion and it really does shine through making lots of sense. Though there's the little things that irk you, going on rants from time to time in the video's are annoying but you must have really thin skin if you can't handle it. Especially if you've been with spoony for a while now, and I don't really have much complaints about the video's other than he too bloody forever to even put out a video. Even with him moving house he was still being lazy, that and he's being getting thousands on Paetron and we haven't seen any improvement in his video output. Other than that, the video's are alright and you should really make up your own mind instead of expecting me to shit all over the guy. Also, new day suck ass!

Wednesday, 18 February 2015

April cheat's on Spoony with Tyrone

Tyrone...Apparently
Well it seems that April apparently is cheating on Spoony with Tyrone...uhm that black guy from one of Linkara's erotic fanfictions. How the heck is that even possible, did he magically jump out of the computer and have sex with April when Spoony wasn't looking...or was he?

I have looked high and low and can't find any concentrate evidence that this is even true, if any does have proof then show it. Unless it was just internet drama / trolling to begin with, though people have said she did delete her tweets so who knows. Maybe she did screw Linkara's fan fiction?

This is what she said on her Twitter.
And this is the guy who apparently started it.

The poor guys probably just making stuff up to get attention, and I can't blame him. His exercise video's haven't kicked off, tis a sad day indeed. Someone even went so far as to put the event on his Wikipedia page, citing this is the reason why he closed the comments section. This is four chan level of internet drama, and it's best to stay away from it unless you are actually a troll under the bridge. As the Archfiend (Archfag) would always say, have a nice day everyone.


Here's some links to the thread the cheating was mentioned in.

http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/53153153
http://imgur.com/a/8rvRK