B Fest 2015 Reviews (Part 1) - Creature With the Atom Brain

Five seconds in and they are talking about his dog pissing itself, an obvious reference to his actual internet career. Then we're off to him making terrible puns on what the "B" in B-Fest stands for, he goes for a shitty bees reference because that's comedic gold.

This is far different from his usual B-Fest video, as this time it seems that he's actually put lot's of effort into it. It's not just vlog this time, it's vlog with segments from the movie thrown in. It's actually very refreshing to see him do this, though that's not to say that some would rather prefer to see the video with the movie clips. He also thinks the Terminator has take stuff from this movie, because some guy kills people in a police station. Yeah, I see that he's still drinking mountain dew and eating doritos. Maybe that's why he's saying something that is really stupid, I'd make a reference but I doubt you want a political one. Though he actually seems kinda competent when getting his points across, when he isn't interrupting Miles that is. And he does his usual Jew antics by splitting the video into two parts, I'm guessing part two will be uploaded by the time we're all old men. Though all of Spoony's fanbase that are left are either die-hard fans, neckbeards, or just people with a casual interest.

Also notice how he hasn't even updated his patreon page in a while, though you can bet your ass that he still collects that paycheck at the end of every month. Anyway the video was better than his average shlock, but let's all not let up on his shitty release schedule. Which is every time there's a blue moon...

WrestleWrestle 3/31/15 - Wrestlemania 31 Parts 1-3

Now this really was long and boring, and it's best to use it as background noise unless you want to put yourself to sleep. He did say a lot of relevant stuff to say on Wrestlemania but it's far too much effort to actually list it all, so I'll try and keep it short.

• They really try to get into the minds of how WWE works for some reason, saying that they could run it better. 
• The banter between Spoony and April is just annoying, you can clearly see them take pot shots at each other
• They fantasize about certain members being part of a de facto family, ie Triple H as the father and so on.
• He said he told you the Sting match would suck and acts so righteous
• April keeps bringing up her dad and how he's much better than Sting and looks like a viking
• Spoony's Arnold impression did give me a chuckle
• Spoony concentrates on talking about Triple H's ass, probably him being homo
• At one point he totally forgot what he was talking about, he's probably not taking his medication
• Then he talked about talk about Raw even though it's meant to be about Wrestlemania

I don't even know why I did a bullet point list, all you need to know is that the video sucked and isn't worth the watch. Either watch it yourself or get a professional's opinion, because Spoony is basically talking out of his ass as usual.

WrestleWrestle 3/8/15 Parts 1-3

Well if you actually made it through almost four hours of Spoony talking about wrestling, then congratulations. If not then boo! For ye shall be forced to read doth article......

First of all if you actually listen to what Spoony says, he actually knows what he's talking about. People say he's off his kite but there's none of that here, it's one guys opinion and it really does shine through making lots of sense. Though there's the little things that irk you, going on rants from time to time in the video's are annoying but you must have really thin skin if you can't handle it. Especially if you've been with spoony for a while now, and I don't really have much complaints about the video's other than he too bloody forever to even put out a video. Even with him moving house he was still being lazy, that and he's being getting thousands on Paetron and we haven't seen any improvement in his video output. Other than that, the video's are alright and you should really make up your own mind instead of expecting me to shit all over the guy. Also, new day suck ass!

April cheat's on Spoony with Tyrone

Tyrone...Apparently

Well it seems that April apparently is cheating on Spoony with Tyrone...uhm that black guy from one of Linkara's erotic fanfictions. How the heck is that even possible, did he magically jump out of the computer and have sex with April when Spoony wasn't looking...or was he?

I have looked high and low and can't find any concentrate evidence that this is even true, if any does have proof then show it. Unless it was just internet drama / trolling to begin with, though people have said she did delete her tweets so who knows. Maybe she did screw Linkara's fan fiction?

This is what she said on her Twitter.

And this is the guy who apparently started it.

The poor guys probably just making stuff up to get attention, and I can't blame him. His exercise video's haven't kicked off, tis a sad day indeed. Someone even went so far as to put the event on his Wikipedia page, citing this is the reason why he closed the comments section. This is four chan level of internet drama, and it's best to stay away from it unless you are actually a troll under the bridge. As the Archfiend (Archfag) would always say, have a nice day everyone.


Here's some links to the thread the cheating was mentioned in.

http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/53153153
http://imgur.com/a/8rvRK

Massacre at Central High (Part 2)

After the last good video Spoony One, he once again disappoints us with a mediocre video. And taking into consideration that this video was meant to be out a couple of days later when it actually came out a week later. Even though he probably filmed both parts at the same but he probably thought that splitting it in two would make more money and video views. We can hereby conclude that he's a bloody idiot, if you didn't already know that.

Lets get to the actual video, its okay but you can tell he's starved for ideas since most of his jokes were lackluster. He also hammers in the "Spoony" character like its fucking comedic gold, that and he acts like that is him. His ego, drink and probably drug problems shine through as you can clearly see him acting like a complete retard while retaining a shred of dignity, if at all. And what the hell am I even saying, the video's bad and what more can I really say? You want a well thought out analysis of everything he said, go ask Linkara or one of his dick sucking fanboys. I'm outta here.

Massacre at Central High (Part 1)

It's about time Spoony released a proper video, and boy is he back in fashion. Well, except for the half terrible sketch with doctor insano, where he pokes fun at himself for being so lazy. Hardy har har, he also is still doing that stupid Jew Wario memorial thing in his video. Now let's get to the actual video, it isn't that bad. He does manage to get a lot of funny jokes here and there, and it seems he actually put some effort into making this video. He deserves props for that, among other things. All in all, a good video so go and check it out.

But don't worry, Part two is only a few days away. Except he still hasn't released it, I bet you my two front teeth that he's already got the video completed. But want's to stretch out his video release's so he can be even more lazy. Why do people give money to him again?

Since he hasn't even bothered to put the video on his patreon account, the only place I could find comments about the video was the DeadHorse. God, that place is like 4chan.

Yeah, the video was alright and the skit did go on too long.

I wouldn't be surprised if he actually did that.

Oh great, they're all fantasizing about Spoony. I'm scared now.

The video is meant to shut up people complaining, not attract new viewers.

Counter Monkey – Where Have All the Lawful Goods Gone?

Wow, for once Spoony One is actually making some sense. If you can actually get through his ramblings he does bring up good points about the different character types. It's nice to see him put some thought into making a video for once instead of going on a wild tangent about something stupid, but this doesn't excuse him from being extremely lazy with his video output while still getting just under 5000 dollars from his Patreon account. Even though he did remove comments from his YouTube and his own website, those on Patreon can still comment on his posts. Let's have a look.

Yeah, Spoony put this video put a week early for Patreon members.

He'll just ban you like he does to everyone on Twitter.

Um, good point...I guess.

I doubt Spoony One could even comprehend that.